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Stupid Band Names:
- Let me guess; Since "My Bloody Valentine" was already taken, they wanted a name that makes you think of that innovative and legendary noise rock band. Submitted by: The Skuz
- Maybe Cupid traded in his bow and arrow for a shotgun? Submitted by: carly_carlz
- Don't take a bullet for your valentine. They were just going to collect your present then dump you anyway. Submitted by: Travis
- Why would you even have a valentine if you just wanted to shoot her? Sounds to me like a love-lorn psychopath! Submitted by: hekifier
- Perhaps they mean it literally, but I still keep thinking of it as a sexual euphimism. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Waking The Gleamin'" | "Waking The Demon" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Staking The Demon" | "Waking The Demon" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Breaking The Demon" | "Waking The Demon" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Waking The Seamen" | "Waking The Demon" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Shaking The Demon" | "Waking The Demon" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Tears Don't Fall," | Like all matter, they're not exempt from gravity. | Heather Brockwell |
| "4 Words (To Choke Upon)," | You can't choke on words. | Franka |
| "Spit You Out," | Can't have a person in your mouth to begin with | Franka |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Big Gun," AC/DC | "Scream Aim Fire," Bullet For My Valentine |
| "What's My Age Again?," Blink 182 | "10 Years Today," Bullet For My Valentine |
| "10 Years Today," Bullet For My Valentine | "Still Counting," Volbeat |
| "10 Years Today," Bullet For My Valentine | "Old Enough," Nickelback |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ears Don't Fall" originally "Tears Don't Fall"
Lou Quilson
"Our Words To Choke Upon" originally "Four Words To Choke Upon"
Erika Clarkson
"All These Things I Ate (Revolves Around You)" originally "All These Things I Hate (Revolves Around You)"
Funny.
Eriecola
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Walking The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
Matt
"Four Worlds to Choke Upon" originally "Four Words to Choke Upon"
Erika Clarkson
Change a Letter:
"Taking The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
Taking the demon where?
Peter
"Raking The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
Peter
"Making The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
Making him into what?
Peter
"Faking The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
Peter
"Baking The Demon" originally "Waking The Demon"
That's what hell is for?
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hand of Blood" | "Vag of Blood" | Screams of Surprise |
| "Hearts Burst Into Fire" | "Mom Begins to Scream" | Weily Coyote |
| "Scream Aim Fire" | "Must Retire" | DJ Blaze |
| "Scream Aim Fire" | "Cream Aim Fire" | General Melador |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Hearts Burst Into Fire | American Heart Association | Gary Albright |
| Welcome Home (Sanitarium) | Insane Asylum | SaintVenn |
| Eye Of The Storm | Hurricane Disaster Relief Line | Nardulli |
| 4 Words To Choke Upon | Heimlich Maneuver Instruction Hotline | whatever i put in this little box |
| Scream Aim Fire | Army Recruiter | Sean |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Skillet for My Valentine
Skillet combined with Bullet for My Valentine
So instead of shooting your valentine, you want to hit her in the head with a pan? Classy.
Submitted By: carly_carlz
Silver Bullet For My Valentine Band
Silver Bullet Band combined with Bullet For My Valentine
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Bullet For My Bloody Valentine
Bullet For My Valentine combined with My Bloody Valentine
Sometimes it's the only humane thing to do.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Bullet For Cinderella
Bullet For My Valentine combined with Cinderella
New name explains it all.
Submitted By: Eriecola
Misheard Lyrics:
"Death by a Thousand Cuts"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll just be inside and waiting
Original Lyrics: I'll just be silently waiting
| "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)"
Misheard Lyrics: Why can't you just beat me up with honesty? (honesty)
Original Lyrics: Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? (honesty)
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"Scream Aim and Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Scream aim and fart
Original Lyrics: Scream aim and fire
| "Scream Aim and Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Oil the chump
Original Lyrics: Over the top
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)"
Misheard Lyrics: Why can't you just beat me up with honesty? (honesty)
Original Lyrics: Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? (honesty)
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Emily Just lol, I am an idiot i guess :) |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Breaking Out, Breaking Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But we will overcome the hurdles placed inside our minds
Why They're Nonsensical: You don't place literal hurdles inside of your mind. If you did, that would just be a bit disturbing.
Submitted by: SaintVenn
| "Bittersweet Memories"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You turn me off at the push off a button
Why They're Nonsensical: You can't turn someone off at the push of a button unless you're talking to them over the phone (such as a cordless one), or watching them on TV, etc.
Submitted by: SaintVenn
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Room 409"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I loved you! (i need you...)
you hurt me! (i loved you...) I loved you, you, hurt, me, bad! go! Why They're Inappropriate: That's the chorus of the song. its wrong in the sense that when they are singing, its two guys singing a back and forth. use your imagination.
Submitted by: Saintvenn
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Creeping Death"
The Lyrics: (Die!)
' I creep across the land ' Killing first born man ' Die by my hand ' I creep across the land ' Killing first born man, yeah! ' I ' Rule the midnight air the destroyer ' (Born) ' I shall soon be there, deadly mass ' I ' Creep the steps and flood final darkness ' (Blood) ' Lambs blood painted door, I shall pass ' Why: Scary take on a Biblical story. Basically talking about killing many many people.
Submitted by: SaintVenn
| "Begging For Mercy"
The Lyrics: I want you now
Drain your blood Watch it pour Drain your blood Beg no more Why: Draining someone's blood and watching it pour isn't exactly that pleasant to the majority of the people.
Submitted by: SaintVenn
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| There are additional Scary Song Lyrics available. | |
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Tan Domino" originally "Domination"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"A Tin Domino" originally "Domination"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bart's First In To Hire" originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
"Hearts First Into Buyer" originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
"Farts Burst Into Hire" originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Mullet For Vi Ballentine originally "Bullet For My Valentine"
Submitted by: MOR
Mullet For Bi Valentine originally "Bullet For My Valentine"
As in bisexual.
Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
Bullet For My Talon Vine originally "Bullet For My Valentine"
Submitted by: Hardrock Harry
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Hopelessness In Love"
Most of their lyrics come from the point of one man. Keeping this in mind, most of their lyrics have to do with getting revenge on a woman who he cared deeply for and thought he was in love with, as she cheated on him, catching her cheating, seeking revenge on her lover, being lonely without her, etc.
Submitted by: SaintVenn
