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Song Parodies -> "Innocent Till Proven Guilty"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Innocent Till Proven Guilty"
Parody Written by:
Ana
The Lyrics
According to U.S. law, all arrested suspects are innocent until proven guilty, if at all. This parody is about what goes on when a suspect is brought before a court and the verdict is to be decided based on the evidence given.
The verdict is
When the cops catch a wicked crook
On the streets or anywhere,
They arrest him or her right there
And off they go to the court.
But they're innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
The jury sees the defendants there
Summoned to testify.
When it's all done, will the suspects lose
Or will they be free from all the headaches of jail anxiety?
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
We need some evidence. The victims gotta say
Just what they experienced on that horrid, horrid day.
The judge will play the lead. Attorneys will support
And some articles will be unleashed right before the court.
Still, they're innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
Ohno
What's the verdict gonna be?
Ohhhh.
They're not guilty. Set them free!
When the cops catch a wicked crook
On the streets or anywhere,
They arrest him or her right there
And off they go to the court.
But they're innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
The jury sees the defendants there
Summoned to testify.
When it's all done, will the suspects lose
Or will they be free from all the headaches of jail anxiety?
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
We need some evidence. The victims gotta say
Just what they experienced on that horrid, horrid day.
The judge will play the lead. Attorneys will support
And some articles will be unleashed right before the court.
Still, they're innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
Within the court of law.
They are innocent till proven guilty, yeah,
But will they rise or fall?
Your Honor, what's the verdict gonna be?
Ohno
What's the verdict gonna be?
Ohhhh.
They're not guilty. Set them free!
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