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Cristina Aguilera and co., Chritina Aguleira, Christina Aguilera and Company, Christina Augulira, Christina Auguleria, Christina Agulieria, Christina Aguleria, Christina Agulera, Christina Aguleira, Christina Agularia, Christina Agulara, Christina Aguillara, Christina Aguilara, Christina A., Christia Aguilairia, Chirstina A. And RedmanI was just at the moment getting ready to put on my 'happy-even-though-im-a-loser face'. - Christina Aguilera - on her surprise Grammy victory Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America. Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I�TMve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn�TMt have the guts to do it. - Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body-Rolling Stone Magazine 14/11/02 Pop is actually my least favourite kind of music, because it lacks real depth. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Also known as: Christina Maria Jones. Submitted by: jamo
Also known as: Christina Maria Aguilera. Submitted by: NuGGaH
Known informally as: Queen of Reinvention. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Xtina. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Christina Shaguilera | If her hair ever shags | dani |
Christina Haguilera | Someday when she's an old lady, this might apply. | Brandy |
Christina Uguilera | For people who think she is ugly/looks like a rat! | JOKO |
Christina Gaguilera | I like her, but I still like making fun of her name | danielle |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Jeanie In A Bottle" | "Genie In A Bottle" | Waldo D. Law |
"What A Girl Haunts" | "What A Girl Wants" | Regina Haniger |
"What A Girl Daunts" | "What A Girl Wants" | Regina Haniger |
"Burt" | "Hurt" | Roey |
"Poop In A Jar" | "Genie in the Bottle" | Sooooooooon |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Army Of Me," | An army has more than one person. | Yvette Bristle |
"Genie In A Bottle," | There's no such thing | Nicole Marie |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Rose Garden," Lynn Anderson | "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera | |
"Flowers," The Emotions | "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera | |
"If You Want This Love," Sonny Knight | "Come On Over Baby," Christina Aguilera | |
"Show Me A Sign," Chicago | "Welcome," Christina Aguilera | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Genie in a Bottle" | "TV on the Stream" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Beautiful" | "(I Love This) Musical" | Abs |
"Genie In A Bottle" | "Creepy Guy With Goggles" | Matthias |
"Your Body" | "You're Floppy" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"What a Girl Wants" | "My Name's James Bond" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Genie in a Bottle" | "Rebirth From A Fossil" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Genie In A Bottle" | "Rodent On My Pasta" | Christie Marie M |
"The Star Spangled Banner" | "Crispy Aquavelva Slings the Scarred Angled Banter" | Warren Baker |
"So Emotional" | "So Dysfunctional" | Rex Ungericht |
"Show Me Your Burlesque" | "A Movie Called Burlesque" | Agrimorfee |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Blessed | Priests/Churches | Brandon Reina |
Genie in a Bottle | "I Dream of Jeannie" promos | The Nerd |
Beautiful | Skin Care Products | Insertnamehere |
Genie In a Bottle | I Dream of Jeannie | The Nerd |
Come On Over | NFL Network: Seattle Seahawks | Jay Jianoran |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
I Turn To You | Co-Dependents Anonymous | Pierre Goldstein |
Not Myself Tonight | Multiple Personality Helpline | carly_carlz |
Dirrty | Merry Maids | Alyssa |
The Voice Within | Insane Asylum | Brooke |
Dirrty | Dog/Car Wash | Brooke |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Made You Look Meghan Trainor | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | Made You Look Beautiful | Rachel |
St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion) John Parr | Fighter Christina Aguilera | St. Elmo's Firefighter (Man In Motion) | Serafina |
Ain't Gonna Wash For A Week The Brook Brothers | Your Body Christina Aguilera | Ain't Gonna Wash Your Body For A Week | Jacynthia Maries |
Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | Blue Rose Is Beautiful Signed, Blue Rose's secret admirer | Jacynthia Maries |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"
Misheard Lyrics: Gotta love her
Gotta love her, baby Original Lyrics: Come on over
Come on over, baby | "Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics: I am dreaming of Obama
Original Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
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"Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"
Misheard Lyrics: You better cross the wine
Original Lyrics: You better cross the line
| "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics: I can do better things
Original Lyrics: I can do anything
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"What a Girl Wants"
Misheard Lyrics: And I'm thanking you for going inside me
Original Lyrics: And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ry Radio quality isn't good :D |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
Ya gotta rub me the right way Why They're Funny: Wait...rub you or rub the bottle? Do you want like a massage or something? Cause I'm sure not givin' it to ya!
Submitted by: GiGi
| "Fighter"
The Funny Lyrics: Made my skin a little bit thicker
Why They're Funny: hah??? crazy world .......
Submitted by: Anita
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"Come On Over"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Come on over
Why They're Repetitive: Christina is so popular she already have many people comming over to her. What does she want now?
Submitted by: Amy
| "Genie in a Bottle"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Fu*k the wayans brotherz!
Why They're Repetitive: She says that like, 500 times! I mean..we counted! they hide it throughout the lyrics!
Submitted by: Mary and Carley..totally!
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"Candyman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: He's a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man
Why They're Nonsensical: Does this imply that a human being is actually covered in sugar? What for? That doesn't sound right.
Submitted by: Jen
| "Genie In A Bottle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Nonsensical: Sorry, Christina, you don't rub a genie. You don't even rub the bottle. You just pull out the cork. Rubbing is for Aladdin's lamp, not a bottle genie thing at all.
Submitted by: James Natto
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There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Can't Hold Us Down"
The Insincere Lyrics: It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
Why They're Insincere: Either Christina Aguilera has some form of selective spells of amnesia or she really did totally disregard her 'Dirrrty' song (and subsequently her video) as she sang this particular line. So rolling around practically naked and doing trite raunch-by-numbers in your songs to bag yourself a #1 is not considered a cheap means of getting popular from controversy? Pretty sad indeed.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Turn To You"
The Insincere Lyrics: When im lost in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light To light my way Why They're Insincere: It's to her mom, not so people don't think she's a [edited]
Submitted by: sno
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"Hurt"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you But I know you won't be there Why They're Misrhymed: 'Again' rhymed with 'there'? How did she manage to do that one?
Submitted by: Jeff Wemyss
| "Fighter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Never saw it coming
All of your back stabbing Why They're Misrhymed: Just because both words happen to have the '-ing' suffix in them doesn't mean they're enough for an adequate rhyme. It's like associating 'unfortunate' with 'celibate'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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"Beautiful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say Why They're Inappropriate: If you are so beautiful then why are so ashamed???
Submitted by: Sandra T.
| "Candyman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: He's got lips like sugar cane
good things come to boys who wait. Why They're Inappropriate: It seems to imply that she likes guys who have sugar lips.
Submitted by: Celeste
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There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. |
"Sex for Breakfast"
The Dirty Lyrics: When the morning comes I know that I will too
Why They're Dirty: Its actually obvious :p
Submitted by: Donny Donner
| "Nasty Naughty Boy"
The Dirty Lyrics: Put your icing on my cake
Why They're Dirty: Christina means ejaculate.
Submitted by: JazzyWoman
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"Infatuation"
The Lyrics: Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico
Why: Puerto Rico
Submitted by: xxxpress
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"Genie in a Bottle"
The Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Come come, come on and let me out Why: Imagine having this ringtone go off in church, in any school, at a feminist rally, in a business meeting with clients or other such places.
Submitted by: Kerry
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