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Song Parodies -> "Non-refundable"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Non-refundable"
Parody Written by:
Smarty
The Lyrics
Shopping days are so wonderful
Then I see, a sign by me
My recipts, need a sepulcher
It is so lame, managments to blame
Its non-refundable, yes that is what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
Im so mad, no im furious
Should have refused, to buy that broom
Should have left the appliances
Plus the gum, and the plastic gun
Recipts are useless
When stuffs non-refundable, yes thats what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
No matter when we do
(No matter when we do)
Buy these things today
(Buy these things today)
Cant get back the green, if what we bought was a mistake
Take back anything you got
(take back anything you got)
You wont get back a dime
(You wont get back a dime)
It may just drive people to make
Like Bonnie and Clyde
Its non-refundable, yes that is what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
Why'd they have to do it today
Why'd they have to do it today
Then I see, a sign by me
My recipts, need a sepulcher
It is so lame, managments to blame
Its non-refundable, yes that is what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
Im so mad, no im furious
Should have refused, to buy that broom
Should have left the appliances
Plus the gum, and the plastic gun
Recipts are useless
When stuffs non-refundable, yes thats what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
No matter when we do
(No matter when we do)
Buy these things today
(Buy these things today)
Cant get back the green, if what we bought was a mistake
Take back anything you got
(take back anything you got)
You wont get back a dime
(You wont get back a dime)
It may just drive people to make
Like Bonnie and Clyde
Its non-refundable, yes that is what it says
Cuz prices have been marked down
Its non-refundable, yes as of this day
Cuz prices have been marked down
Why'd they have to do it today
Why'd they have to do it today
Why'd they have to do it today
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Nice, I like that song, though you need to work it out a bit...
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