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Song Parodies -> "Magic Man"
Original Song Title:
"Candyman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Magic Man"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Cross another off the Epic 40, that's 7 down, 33 to go . . .this one likely will be recorded, until then check me out at badave.com for my latest recordings.
(Mr David Blaine was playing with our minds)
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Just like Copperfield, but not as hard to find)
Spooked, Scary Magic Man
Heeey
I saw him on the corner late on Tuesday night
Just floating in the air-yeah it was quite a site
He's dressed in black and he meant no harm
He's really good at mind games, no cards near his arms
Kinda wish he'd stop
scares me more than cops
He's a spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man (ooh yeah)
A spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
Oooh, Yeaay
He walked up to me near this spot while I was drinking wine
He pulled a card, and he shocked my eyes
I'm shaking like a pansey as he starts to rise (he starts to rise)
He floats to the top
and my jaw, oh it drops
You could say I'm shocked
By the church he's blocked
He's a spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
A spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
(scatting)
Heyya, Noo
Nooooooooooooo!
Oh Nooooooooo, Freaked Me Out
Even scares the cops
Will he ever stop
He's been pulling off these tricks since his life began (oh)
Scaring you to bits just because he can
Whoooa Yeah!
Well, right now I'm running because I have found his plot
He's trying to convert us, and soon I'll be caught
Do not mess with David Blaine
He'll get you back, you'll go insane
(I saw David Blaine fooling us that night)
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Cards up on the window, but on the other side)
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Spooked, Scary, Magic Man)
He's a top hat, magic act, making all the streets packed
(Spooked, Scary, Magic Man)
He's a big shot, on the spot, making all your jaws drop
(Spooked, scary, Magic Man)
and he's in slacks, kinda lookin' whack, with a great act
(Spooked, scary)
Oh he's at Fifteenth and Main (Maaaaaaaain)
Making folks just go insane
Making my eyes pop
and he'll never stop
He's a tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man (oh gosh)
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man, Oyy
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man, Woo
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man
Ooooooooooooooooooooooyeah
Magic Man, Magic Man
Magic Man, Magic Man
Magic Man, Magic Man
(David's kinda creepy, he's floating all the time)
David's kinda creepy, he's floating all the time
(I wish he'd stay on foot, kinda like a mime)
I wish he'd stay on foot, kinda like a mime
(Dave's got us all underneath his spell)
Dave's got us all underneath his spell
(Hey it's on T.V. so I guess it sells)
Hey it's on T.V. so I guess it sells
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Just like Copperfield, but not as hard to find)
Spooked, Scary Magic Man
Heeey
I saw him on the corner late on Tuesday night
Just floating in the air-yeah it was quite a site
He's dressed in black and he meant no harm
He's really good at mind games, no cards near his arms
Kinda wish he'd stop
scares me more than cops
He's a spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man (ooh yeah)
A spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
Oooh, Yeaay
He walked up to me near this spot while I was drinking wine
He pulled a card, and he shocked my eyes
I'm shaking like a pansey as he starts to rise (he starts to rise)
He floats to the top
and my jaw, oh it drops
You could say I'm shocked
By the church he's blocked
He's a spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
A spooked scary sneaky tricky Magic Man
(scatting)
Heyya, Noo
Nooooooooooooo!
Oh Nooooooooo, Freaked Me Out
Even scares the cops
Will he ever stop
He's been pulling off these tricks since his life began (oh)
Scaring you to bits just because he can
Whoooa Yeah!
Well, right now I'm running because I have found his plot
He's trying to convert us, and soon I'll be caught
Do not mess with David Blaine
He'll get you back, you'll go insane
(I saw David Blaine fooling us that night)
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Cards up on the window, but on the other side)
Magic Man, Magic Man
(Spooked, Scary, Magic Man)
He's a top hat, magic act, making all the streets packed
(Spooked, Scary, Magic Man)
He's a big shot, on the spot, making all your jaws drop
(Spooked, scary, Magic Man)
and he's in slacks, kinda lookin' whack, with a great act
(Spooked, scary)
Oh he's at Fifteenth and Main (Maaaaaaaain)
Making folks just go insane
Making my eyes pop
and he'll never stop
He's a tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man (oh gosh)
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man, Oyy
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man, Woo
A tall freaky kinda creepy Magic Man
Ooooooooooooooooooooooyeah
Magic Man, Magic Man
Magic Man, Magic Man
Magic Man, Magic Man
(David's kinda creepy, he's floating all the time)
David's kinda creepy, he's floating all the time
(I wish he'd stay on foot, kinda like a mime)
I wish he'd stay on foot, kinda like a mime
(Dave's got us all underneath his spell)
Dave's got us all underneath his spell
(Hey it's on T.V. so I guess it sells)
Hey it's on T.V. so I guess it sells
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he he
David Blaine is good and has brought back a lot of old tricks.
555 for the freaky guy, kinda like Mr Day-Lewis in the movie There Will Be . . .
Just Blaine good
Well done, Dave. I particularly liked the "I wish he'd stay on foot, kinda like a mime" line.
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