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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Paris Nice?"
Original Song Title:
"Big Yellow Taxi"
Original Performer:
Counting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't Paris Nice?"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
For those who'd like to spend the night in a Hilton. (It was either this Joni Mitchell song or "Free Man in Paris.")
Well ain't Paris nice? They put out a tape she shot
They got big hotels, them Hiltons, but their swingin's what's hot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know which way's up if you're blonde
But ain't Paris nice? She put out for par-tee shots
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
They took all the scenes and sent 'em through our cable modem
And they charged my brother a dollar and a half to download 'em
Don't she know it's safe to bet
If you tape THAT, you'll end up on the Net
So ain't Paris nice? She gave us the art she shot
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
Hey heiress Paris - Burned you on a DVD
I got the remote in my left hand
Teach me the birds and the bees!
Say chee-ee-eese!
Don't you always go to bed
With a couple zillion fans on the web?
And ain't Paris nice? I'll pause at this darling spot
Why not?
I'll thank Paris twice
'Cuz this is my favorite shot
They got big hotels, them Hiltons, but their swingin's what's hot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know which way's up if you're blonde
But ain't Paris nice? She put out for par-tee shots
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
They took all the scenes and sent 'em through our cable modem
And they charged my brother a dollar and a half to download 'em
Don't she know it's safe to bet
If you tape THAT, you'll end up on the Net
So ain't Paris nice? She gave us the art she shot
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)
Hey heiress Paris - Burned you on a DVD
I got the remote in my left hand
Teach me the birds and the bees!
Say chee-ee-eese!
Don't you always go to bed
With a couple zillion fans on the web?
And ain't Paris nice? I'll pause at this darling spot
Why not?
I'll thank Paris twice
'Cuz this is my favorite shot
© 2003+ Spaff.com
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very clever
Good job spaff, but i'm kinda surprised this got through with the new policy. I guess it was just on the right side of the line since it wasn't explicit.
last verse was great. 5,5,5
Spaff, Very nice! You told the whole story and painted the picture without any verbal smut, which is really solid stuff in my book. You let us fill in the images from our twisted, nasty little minds and...well that's all I can say here or ChuckyG might start censoring the comments. Nice work.
This is good. 555. Glad it got through.
Bloody hilarious! 5-5-5
Spaffster, give yourself a hand. This was positively Parissitic. d;:^)
Spaff - I didn't know you were left handed... Hmmm...
Twice? hmm...
if spaff was left handed he probably would have had the remote in his right hand... at least if the narrator is spaff and not some random person watching the video
Oh, I was just giving Spaff the benefit of the doubt. LOL.
Wow, thanks, Royce & Ethan (twice) & Loose Armstrong & Static & Dingo & Bee Gee & Adagio!
Paul: You have just admitted in print, on the Net, that you have a twisted, nasty mind. I'm glad you were able to admit it. Just hope your parents don't read this.
G'd'R: I've become bi, er, ambidextrous, as I'm sure many others here have too. Remote controls will do that to you.
Paul: You have just admitted in print, on the Net, that you have a twisted, nasty mind. I'm glad you were able to admit it. Just hope your parents don't read this.
G'd'R: I've become bi, er, ambidextrous, as I'm sure many others here have too. Remote controls will do that to you.
Spaff - Surviving parent already knows. I should be more worried about J*hn Ashcr*ft, you know, the j*rk that's now Att*rn*y G*n*ral.
So profane you had to bleep it out, eh, Paul? Can I buy a vowel?
Mmm, I missed this one at first, but my aim is better now.
Spaff - This comment is a few days late. I don't know if it's even legal to THINK what I happen to think about wunnerful AG Ashcr*ft. You could start with MORON, but it's much, much deeper and nastier that that. He might just be the LEAST appropriate person in the entire country for that position (not counting a few convicted felons doing MAX time in some places). He's so narrow-minded you could poke out both of his eyes with a pin (I'm not advocating that if he's reading this, ha....).
Johnny bo bonny: Thanks, and be careful where you're pointing that thing.
Paul: Presumably he has too much on his plate to be scanning this site for Patriot Act violations. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
Paul: Presumably he has too much on his plate to be scanning this site for Patriot Act violations. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
I missed this while on a hiatus, so it was great to read it now. Hilarious! :-D
Me too Spaff, sorry! Ethan, you see something in this I don't? To me it is just a great set of double entendres!
Nice as usual, Spaff!
A lot of great lines, "heiress Paris" struck me as the most clever.
This should place well in the ABC voting competition. Good luck to the Spaffer.
Very nice indeed, this one is...
Re-reading this one for the ABC contest......Great work as always, Mighty Spaff. I saw a picture on the web of Paris in the driver's seat of a car, either getting in or getting out, and she was wearing a skirt that was lifted-up.....and underneath she was perfectly air-conditioned.
I guess I never commented on this; very funny stuff as always
He's not just Spaff.com... he's... SUPER SPAFF, with the ability to leap tall syllables in a single bound, to be humorous in an educated way, be relevant, and use double entendres and the word 'bum' whenever possible. Top quality work, as usual.
That's why I call him The Mighty Spaff.
Spaff - Great job! This one got my vote in the "A" contest. All my prior comments on this still hold true. Really enjoyed re-reading this one for the contest.
Thanx a bunch, Brandybuck & Took & wdh & Johnkins & GD'R (again) & nem & C4P & P-Rob (again)!
Johnny Deet: Naked pix of Paris on the Net? NO WAY!
Looney 2nz: Just for you, my next parody (should be up tomorrow) includes the word "bum."
Johnny Deet: Naked pix of Paris on the Net? NO WAY!
Looney 2nz: Just for you, my next parody (should be up tomorrow) includes the word "bum."
very funny
Really great stuff. Love the way you use elements of the original lyrics and manipulate their context and arrangement to suit your theme (e.g. hotels/swingin'/hot & birds and bees) -- Top notch!
Thanx, martha and Lee OJ!
Funny - 24 fives
Pacing - 24 fives
Overall - 24 fives
Pacing - 24 fives
Overall - 24 fives
This came before I did...(on amiright, you pervs lol) but is still hilarious 4 years later. I hope you're working one up for her coming release from jail! 555+++
Thanx, Dee. And - heh heh - you said "release." And "coming."
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