Since I'm not a musician, I harass others into recording my stuff. The harassment occasionally works; a number of authors/performers here on Amiright have recorded a song or two of mine. You're welcome to do so too; pick something from the "Song Parodies -> Lyrics" list below and go for it. Don't make me come after you.
One guy I continually harass is Robert Lund. He innocently recorded one of my parodies, "Slay Ride," a few years back, and now I won't leave him alone. And it shows: "Since 2005," says Dr. Demento, our collaboration "has landed more new song parodies by far on the Dr. Demento Show than any other artist." We are also core members of The Funny Music Project.
I have also contributed a bunch of songs to the last few Robert Lund CDs, all of which are essential to your library:
And, yes, I am available for TV/radio work and bachelorette parties.
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Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
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(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA | YMCA | Village People | 2003-06-09 |
Pepsi Blue | Jackie Blue | Ozark Mountain Daredevils | 2003-06-18 |
Nailing Charlie's Angels | Calling All Angels | Train | 2003-07-03 |
Jell-o | Yellow | Coldplay | 2003-07-16 |
I Wanna Blow Up Saddam | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | 2003-08-01 |
Give Me the DEET, Boy! | Drift Away | Dobie Gray and/or Uncle Kracker | 2003-08-12 |
Dopey Kobe | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs | 2003-08-18 |
Wish They All Could Lead California | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 2003-08-26 |
The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 2003-10-08 |
Landed on Boardwalk | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | 2003-11-04 |
Slay Ride | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | 2003-11-21 |
We Got Him | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 2003-12-15 |
Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake Version) | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Robert Blake | 2004-02-05 |
Uranus! | Tomorrow | The cast of Annie | 2004-03-26 |
Uranus! | Tomorrow | the cast of Annie | 2004-03-26 |
Kiss This! (Hey IRS) | This Kiss | Faith Hill | 2004-04-14 |
Livin' in Provo Utah | Livin' la Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 2004-06-05 |
Leader of Iraq | Leader of the Pack | The Shangri-La's | 2004-07-06 |
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 2004-07-23 |
JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings | 867-5309/Jenny | Tommy Tutone | 2004-09-26 |
The Tricker of Treats | The River of Dreams | Billy Joel | 2004-10-07 |
It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 2004-11-17 |
Nuttin' But Spam | Nuttin' for Christmas | Barry Gordon | 2004-12-14 |
Bigfoot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 2005-01-10 |
Wisteria Lane | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 2005-05-19 |
I Got Crabs from Darth Vader | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 2005-05-24 |
Spank Me, Lance (The Tour de France Song) | The Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | 2005-07-26 |
Everyone Knows It's Lynndie | Windy | The Association | 2005-08-13 |
A Day in the Exodus | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | 2005-10-03 |
King Kong | Dream On | Aerosmith | 2005-12-08 |
Blitzen and Rover | Crimson and Clover | Tommy James and the Shondells | 2005-12-21 |
Homo on the Range | Home on the Range | Higley/Kelley | 2006-01-11 |
Enter Cupid | Enter Sandman | Metallica | 2006-02-03 |
I Blog Alone | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 2006-02-24 |
I'm Karl Malone | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 2006-03-21 |
We Drank a Toast to Underpants | Same Old Lang Syne | Dan Fogelberg | 2006-04-20 |
Iranian Uranium | Marian the Librarian | Meredith Willson's The Music Man | 2006-06-20 |
Band-Aid | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 2006-06-30 |
Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song) | Smooth | Santana f/ Rob Thomas | 2006-07-20 |
Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 2006-08-01 |
Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 2006-08-08 |
Blow Me Down | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | 2006-09-08 |
Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 2006-11-15 |
Wasted on the Sleigh | Wasted on the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 2006-12-07 |
Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 2007-03-05 |
Here I Am With President Romney | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh | Allan Sherman | 2007-04-04 |
Shakespearean Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 2008-01-31 |
I Peed in the Pool | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | 2008-07-15 |
Sarah Palin vs. The Flobots | Handlebars | Flobots | 2008-09-17 |
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Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
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(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA | YMCA | Village People | |
Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts | Queen of Hearts | Juice Newton | |
Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green) | Superman (It's Not Easy) | Five for Fighting | |
I've Gots Reality | The Remedy | Jason Mraz | |
Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Osama | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
Careleth Lithper | Careless Whisper | Wham! | |
Pepsi Blue | Jackie Blue | Ozark Mountain Daredevils | |
Bill, Put Your Creature Away | Picture | Kid Rock (featuring Sheryl Crow) | |
Nailing Charlie's Angels | Calling All Angels | Train | |
Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada) | Mambo No. 5 | Lou Bega | |
Landed on Boardwalk | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | |
Jell-o | Yellow | Coldplay | |
Kim Jong Il | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
Thank U Gilligan | Thank U | Alanis Morissette | |
I Wanna Blow Up Saddam | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | |
Dopey Kobe | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs | |
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Twinkie | Medley...Stars on 45 | Stars on 45 (Wanna-Beatles) | |
Give Me the DEET, Boy! | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
Wish They All Could Lead California | California Girls | The Beach Boys | |
Anal Vice | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | |
Pine Cones and Halle Berry | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries | Meredith Willson | |
Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears? | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
Overdecorated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | |
The 59-Year Grudge Song (Feelin' Groupies) | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkel | |
The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. Lo | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
Neiman-M Recipe | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
Totally Blitzed on SweeTarts | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
Take Me to the Clinic | Take It to the Limit | The Eagles | |
I Wish I Was Celine Dion | My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | |
Oprah Tees, Oprah Thongs | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | The Beatles | |
Nuttin' But Spam | Nuttin' For Christmas | Barry Gordon | |
Slay Ride | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
Every Toy You Break | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
Maxed-Out Credit Cards | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer | Beer for My Horses | Toby Keith & Willie Nelson | |
I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas | I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | |
Ain't Paris Nice? | Big Yellow Taxi | Counting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton | |
We Got Him | You Got It | Roy Orbison | |
Police Nabbed My Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
Twelve Utah Christmases | The 12 Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
(I've Got a Crush on) Mrs. Claus | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy) | Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) | The Offspring | |
Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill! | Clocks | Coldplay | |
A Few of My Resolutions | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Boost My Ratings Again | Oops!... I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
Bettin' on the Reds | Puttin' on the Ritz | Taco / Irving Berlin | |
I'm a Dick | Bitch | Meredith Brooks | |
I Like to Play with Food | The Way You Move | OutKast | |
Me and Mayor McCheese | Me and Bobby McGee | Janis Joplin | |
Tearin' Off Your Top | Tearin' Up My Heart | N'Sync | |
Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake version) | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Robert Blake | |
Kiss This! (Hey IRS) | This Kiss | Faith Hill | |
I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) | I Feel Pretty | 'West Side Story' Cast | |
Uranus! | Tomorrow | Annie Cast | |
(I've Sunburned My) Bum | Numb | Linkin Park | |
That's Annoying | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
Federal Unclean Communications Kommission | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
You Made Me Drive (Ode to Billy Joel) | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | |
Can't Find My Penis | Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | |
Everyone Knows It's Lynndie | Windy | The Association | |
Horse Lo Mein | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
You Make Me Feel Like Hanson | You Make Me Feel Like Dancing | Leo Sayer | |
The Cold Inside My 'ead (God Bless You) | I Miss You | Blink 182 | |
We Drank a Toast to Underpants | Same Old Lang Syne | Dan Fogelberg | |
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
Saline | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
Blind Dates kind of Bite | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | |
Miss Love (America's Sweetheart) | This Love | Maroon 5 | |
With Blinds Wide Open | With Arms Wide Open | Creed | |
Anyone But Bush | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
Shakespearean Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | |
The Reason Is Glue | The Reason | Hoobastank | |
JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings | 867-5309/Jenny | Tommy Tutone | |
The Tricker of Treats | The River of Dreams | Billy Joel | |
Michael Moore Is Comin' to Town | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Gillespie & Coots | |
Mary Cheney | Sherry | The 4 Seasons | |
(Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
Buy Yams...I Said | I Am...I Said | Neil Diamond | |
Red State Woman | Redneck Woman | Gretchen Wilson | |
It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
Blame the Elves | The Rose | Bette Midler | |
tNSotP 1: Wreath on the Door | Speak to Me / Breathe In the Air / On the Run | Pink Floyd | |
tNSotP 2: Cardiac Time | Time / The Great Gig in the Sky | Pink Floyd | |
tNSotP 3: Frosty | Money | Pink Floyd | |
Christmas Blue | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
tNSotP 4: Red and Green | Us and Them / Any Colour You Like | Pink Floyd | |
The Christmas Thong | The Christmas Shoes | NewSong | |
tNSotP 5: Chimney Damage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | |
tNSotP 6: All That and a Bag of Pistachios | Eclipse | Pink Floyd | |
Hooked Up with a Bigfoot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | |
This Damn Bull (Is Lost in the Costco) | Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | They Might Be Giants | |
50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
Shopping Cart of Pork and Beans | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
King Kong | Dream On | Aerosmith | |
Toss Beads | Breathe | Faith Hill | |
Enter Cupid | Enter Sandman | Metallica | |
Wisteria Lane | Mysterious Ways | U2 | |
Hockey Fan | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
Smells Like Karen Carpenter | Top of the World | The Carpenters | |
Pedophilia! | Thriller | Michael Jackson | |
I'm an Extremist | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | |
Relish | Cherish | The Association | |
Vatican City | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | |
He's Always Benedict to Me | 1985 | Bowling for Soup | |
Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
He's Always Benedict to Me (Dumb Ass Kid Remix) | 1985 | Bowling for Soup | |
I Got Crabs from Darth Vader | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | |
Bert's No Good | Hurts So Good | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
Someone Stole My Geo | Somewhere Only We Know | Keane | |
Eva Longoria | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town? | What's A Guy Gotta Do | Joe Nichols | |
A Day in the Exodus | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | |
I'm Getting a Vasectomy | Celebrity | Brad Paisley | |
Tour de Lance | The Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | |
Live Like Kobe Bryant | Live Like You Were Dying | Tim McGraw | |
We Cloned Daryl Hannah | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
You'll Never Leave Me 'Cause You Can't Afford the Gas | Cool for Cats | Squeeze | |
I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with Odysseus | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
Bangin' Paris Hilton | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
The Rock Star ABC's | Holiday | Green Day | |
Eat the French | Be Our Guest | Disney's Beauty and the Beast | |
Killer Rack Girl | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | |
Noah | Lola | The Kinks | |
tNSotP 7: A Mother Deckin' the Hall | The Happiest Days of Our Lives / Another Brick in the Wall, Part II | Pink Floyd | |
The North Side of the Pole (Album) | The Dark Side of the Moon (Album) | Pink Floyd | |
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors | 88 Lines About 44 Women | The Nails | |
Elves Gone Wild! (Album) | 20 Christmas (and Non-Christmas) Songs | Various Artists (and Non-Artists) | |
Wasted on the Sleigh | Wasted on the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
Bozeman, Montana (The Bad Mission Call Song) | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
Under the Tree | Under the Sea | Disney's The Little Mermaid | |
Homo on the Range | Home on the Range | Higley/Kelley | |
I Blog Alone | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
Mentally Ill | Beverly Hills | Weezer | |
Don't Tight-Hole Me, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Andrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice | |
Feed the Baby One More Time | Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | |
Iranian Uranium | Marian the Librarian | Meredith Willson | |
Big Loose Caboose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | |
Band-Aid | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
You're Edible | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
You're a Hard One, Mr. Rush | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Dr. Seuss | |
All These Things That I've Smoked | All These Things That I've Done | The Killers | |
Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | |
Blow Me Down | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | |
Life in the Bat Cave | Life in the Fast Lane | The Eagles | |
Bovines of Mass Destruction | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
My Will | I Will | The Beatles | |
A Few of the Testimonies | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
Undead | Unwell | Matchbox Twenty | |
Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
A Little Bit of Dasher (Reindeer No. 9) | Mambo No. 5 | Lou Bega | |
Britney's Dog | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
Heather Mills | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic Ignoramus | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
99 Words for Boobs | 99 Luftballons | Nena | |
Here I Am With President Romney | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh | Allan Sherman | |
Jail! | Help! | The Beatles | |
You've Got Hogwarts | All Star | Smash Mouth | |
Hey There Al-Qaida | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | |
Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | |
My Men's Room Date's a Senator | Centerfold | The J. Geils Band | |
Capitol Hill | Beverly Hills | Weezer | |
New York's Two Dorks | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
I Heart Thanksgiving | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
Hillary '08, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll | A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'n' Roll | Donny and Marie Osmond | |
She's Always a Clinton | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
I Peed in the Pool | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | |
Sarah Palin vs. The Flobots | Handlebars | Flobots | |
I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!) | Everything | Michael Buble | |
Voting Time | Closing Time | Semisonic | |
Pink Christmas | So What | Pink | |
Where I'm Keeping You | Forever and for Always | Shania Twain | |
Christian Bale's Chipmunk | Witch Doctor | David Seville | |
Save Me, Obama | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana | Abracadabra | The Steve Miller Band | |
Pr-Pr-Pr-Procreate | Poker Face | Lady Gaga | |
Unbeatable Buns | 21 Guns | Green Day | |
I Gotta Fever | I Gotta Feeling | The Black Eyed Peas | |
I Bagged a Tiger | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | |
Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | The California Ramblers | |
Hookin' for Drugs (in All the Wrong Places) | Lookin' for Love | Johnny Lee | |
But You Get to Have Cake | Faith | George Michael | |
You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You | I Only Want to Be with You | Dusty Springfield | |
Hey, Old Stripper | Hey, Soul Sister | Train | |
Rentboy | This Boy | The Beatles | |
Eat You Now | Need You Now | Lady Antebellum | |
Black Water (BP Version) | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | |
Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Bin Laden (Again) | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
OMG, DJT | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | The Beatles | |
It's Not Easy Being Green Day | Holiday | Green Day | |
Sarah the Huck-a-bee | Eric the Half-a-Bee | Monty Python |