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Song Parodies -> "Orcs With Mean Faces"
Original Song Title:
"Friends In Low Places"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"Orcs With Mean Faces"
Parody Written by:
Peter Canham
The Lyrics
Frodo Baggins Ode (before the third movie)
Blame it all on my roots
Coz I can't wear boots
I'm a Hobbit from down in the Shire
A friend of Bilbo
And now I must go
Now I'm comin'
To your mountain of fire
And I saw the surprise
In your big glowing eye
When I slowly slipped on The Ring
And I disappeared
Then became really afeared
With danger I'm havin' a fling
'Cause I've seen Orcs with mean faces
With big nasty teeth
And of different races they blow me away
Hope I'll be okay
I'm not big with fighting paces
With Elvish shields, swords or battle maces
Oh, I've seen Orcs with mean faces
Well, I guess I was wrong
This movie's so long
But I've never been there before
Golem's all right
And we sleep through the night
But I've still not got to Mordor
One more movie will bring
The Return of the King
Just give me two hours and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that horrific tower
That you're livin' in
'Cause I've seen Orcs with mean faces
With big nasty teeth
And of different races they blow me away
Hope I'll be okay
I'm not big with fighting paces
With Elvish shields, swords or battle maces
Oh, I've seen Orcs with mean faces
(repeat chorus - fade)
Coz I can't wear boots
I'm a Hobbit from down in the Shire
A friend of Bilbo
And now I must go
Now I'm comin'
To your mountain of fire
And I saw the surprise
In your big glowing eye
When I slowly slipped on The Ring
And I disappeared
Then became really afeared
With danger I'm havin' a fling
'Cause I've seen Orcs with mean faces
With big nasty teeth
And of different races they blow me away
Hope I'll be okay
I'm not big with fighting paces
With Elvish shields, swords or battle maces
Oh, I've seen Orcs with mean faces
Well, I guess I was wrong
This movie's so long
But I've never been there before
Golem's all right
And we sleep through the night
But I've still not got to Mordor
One more movie will bring
The Return of the King
Just give me two hours and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that horrific tower
That you're livin' in
'Cause I've seen Orcs with mean faces
With big nasty teeth
And of different races they blow me away
Hope I'll be okay
I'm not big with fighting paces
With Elvish shields, swords or battle maces
Oh, I've seen Orcs with mean faces
(repeat chorus - fade)
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you spelled Gollum wrong.
I can't believe you only got one post. That song was reall great. One of the best parodies on this site. 555 easy.
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