I'm a dog from outer space
From the mystery planet
The galaxy
It's lightyears away
With rings of pure diamond
Look at my pretty raygun
It can shoot plasma balls and energy
How about my tail
You have to admit it's furry

Take a look at my spaceship
It has fifteen different cabinets
It is tougher than pure steel
So don't you mess with me

This is my assisstant, Bob
He cleans up my mess in parks
He's my best friend
He helps me file
All the papers I fill out
I half admit I come in peace
I want to take over your Earth
Destroy all who
Oppose my-y rein
Please escort me to your leader

Don't you dare try to pet me
Or I'll shoot you with my raygun
I will tell my home planet
To come and help invade


At the center of your Earth
In the hot center
There is a bomb I have set
It will kill all you humans
It says 'This Bomb Will Kill Humans'
But what a shame
'Cause I'll have to find a master species
I would suggest the Dog

A utopia
I will create and I will only have
Certain dogs from my planet
More utopias
I will create of your neighbor planets
All the cats I will enslave

I read the strange writing on your welcome sign
I do not really care if I cannot bring
My space dagger and raygun
I will still bring them
For they are My Precious
I will be needing them soon
For when the bomb explodes
Then the survivors must die

A utopia
I will create and I will only have
Certain dogs from my planet
More utopias
I will create of your neighbor planets
All the cats I will enslave


Boss don't care if he don't
Boss don't care if he don't
Boss don't care if Blok don't care (x4)

Boss don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
Blok and Boss are full of shit
Boss was raised by hipocrites
Blok's heart, well, it's artificial
Those two are a perfect pair
They are the dogs of war, not peace
From my planet to Pergatory
They're mercenaries and bounty hunters
Of Omicron Persei Ten
Land of my native
And Blok don't believe in me
Land of my native
And he don't believe
And Boss don't care (x5)


Please pay attention, are you listening?
You're all retarded and I'm gonna be joyful
When I finally destroy you humans
I have to say I have enjoyed my time on Earth
But now I have to blow all humans to hell
Let me remind you of an old saying- 'screw you'
I have always dreamed of conquering Earth
Sadly for you the bomb must now explode, so goodbye


I have
This small remote
It will make
This bomb explode
You run,
You run away
But there's
No point in that
And if you survive
This radioactive firestorm
So Bob
Cover your ears
This place
Is gonna blow
There's panic
In all the streets
Soon we will
Rule this world, Bob
And we
Left behind
That Omicron Persei Ten
And we
Have this remote
It is time to press the button
Do it, Bob (BOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I don't feel any shame
I hate the human race
Now, Bob, this Earth belongs to us
Tell Boss and Blok it's done
Once I have finished here
I'm goin' to Jupiter...................