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GreendayWhy are there no clouds in the sky? Because God wants to watch his favourite band once again. Submitted by: Optimus Lime
| "I like to keep my girlish figure" -Billie Joe Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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Q: What did Billie Joe say when a girl diobeyed the teacher? A: She's A Rebel! Submitted by: greendayluvr
| If Billie Joe was a dentist, what we he would be doing all day? Pulling Teeth Submitted by: Cameron
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Green Day" | From their debut album "39 Smooth" (released in 1990) - Mike |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Coaching Baseball" | He left just 2 years they shot to the top of the charts. Smart move... NOT - Josh |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"John Kriftmeyer" | "To raise spending money for Green Day's first tour John drove a diaper truck" | John is no longer a member of Green Day, he left before they reached mainstream popularity. He has now been replaced by Tre' Cool - Optimus Lime |
"Billie Joe Armstrong" | "To raise spending money for Green Day's first tour, Billie Joe flipped pizzas" | - Optimus Lime |
"Mike Dirnt" | "To raise spending money for their first ever tour tour, Mike shucked clams." | - Optimus Lime |
"Mike Dirnt" | "Before he became famous he was a cook" | - Optimus Lime |
"Billie Joe Armstrong" | "He worked part-time at his mom's work, Rod's Hickory Pit" | - Optimus Lime |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Restless Heart Syndrome" | No mention of the word "syndrome". - JohnHowarth |
"One Eyed Bastard" | No mention of a one eyed bastard in the song - JohnHowarth |
"Last Night On Earth" | My beating heart belongs to you - Joey F. |
"Prosthetic Head" | You have a growth that must be treated Like a severed severe pain in the neck - RevengeFromMars YouTube |
"Panic Song" | The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of s**t - RevengeFromMars YouTube |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Red Night | Makes as much sense as green day | Clara Suzette Bartilson |
Green Bay | If they'd been from Wisconsin (which they weren't) | Mike |
Green Day Packers | Football players are fans of Alternative Rock. | Christie Marie M |
Green Cheese | From what I can get from their videos, they don't bathe a lot. So, they smell like green cheese. | rocknroll |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Oh, No!" | "Oh, Yeah!" | Rock Maninoff |
"American Girl" | "American Idiot" | americangirlfan8998 |
"West Jesus Nowhere" | "East Jesus Nowhere" | Leopard Seal |
"Eat Cheeses Nowhere" | "East Jesus Nowhere" | Leopard Seal |
"Lady Mongoose" | "Lady Cobra" | Dep Stoatley |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Last of the American Girls," | She or they won't be last | JohnHowarth |
"Prosthetic Head," | Limbs can be replaced. Brains cannot. | Jay |
"Father of All," | Not everyone has the same father. | JohnHowarth |
"East Jesus Nowhere," | if Jesus is East, how can he be nowhere? | Evan |
"Jesus of Suburbia," | Jesus was from Nazareth | Evan |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Sentimental Street," Night Ranger | "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," Green Day | |
"Having A Party," Sam Cooke | "Having A Blast," Green Day | |
"Song For Someone," U2 | "Whatsername," Green Day | |
"Weaponry," Cast of 'Phineas & Ferb' | "21 Guns," Green Day | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Father to a Son" | "The Cat to a Friend" | Duc4AmIRight |
"The American Dream is Killing Me" | "The Canadian Dream is Killing Me" | G_RandomPerson |
"Goodnight Adeline" | "Hello Godzilla" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Goodnight Adeline" | "Goodnight My Family" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" | "Boulevard of Dirty Weebs" | CP0 |
"Basket Case" | "b45ket c4se" | eel deal |
"Wake Me Up When September Ends" | "Wake Me Up When the Season Ends" | CFS |
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" | "‘Boule’vard of Bowling Teams" | John A. Barry |
"Kill the DJ" | "Kill That Screenplay" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"When I Come Around" | "Please Don't Come Around" | Kim McCarthy |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Know Your Enemy | Rivalry Games in Sports | JeReMy |
Coming Clean | East Bay Community Recovery Project (Drug Rehab) | Optimus Lime |
J.A.R | Japan-A-Radio | Optimus Lime |
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) | Funeral Services | Optimus Lime |
American Idiot | How Much Bush Sucks | Rachel |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
American Idiot | Joe Biden's answering machine. | Edward |
Jesus of Suburbia | Freedom from Religion Foundation | Kerry |
Ha Ha You're Dead | Funeral Home | jack |
Shoplifter | Winona Ryder fan club | Lauren Overstreet |
American Idiot | Mensa | Punky |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
I Need To Know Marc Anthony | Know Your Enemy Green Day | I Need To Know Your Enemy | Pete Worst |
Santa Claus And His Old Lady Cheech & Chong | Lady Cobra Green Day | Santa Claus And His Old Lady Cobra | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
68 Guns The Alarm | 21 Guns Green Day | 89 Guns add 'em up; turns the first number upside down! | Stu L. Pigeon |
What Lurks On Channel X? Rob Zombie | X-Kid Green Day | What Lurks On Channel X-Kid? Dora the Explorer perhaps? | Garrison |
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There are additional Green Day Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Saint Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm the pain train son of the denial
With the main train and what it takes for suicidal Original Lyrics: I'm a patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal. | "Rest"
Misheard Lyrics: Hello, racist goodbye
Original Lyrics: Hello, or is this goodbye
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"Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics: Beagle dogs howling out a key
Original Lyrics: Hear the dogs howling out of key
| "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
Misheard Lyrics: Tattoos and memories and Deadspin on trial
Original Lyrics: Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial
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"Saint Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm the pain train son of the denial
With the main train and what it takes for suicidal Original Lyrics: I'm a patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Rydcool06 I was just listening and was confused why he was talking about trains |
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"Longview"
The Funny Lyrics: Call me pathetic call me what you will
Why They're Funny: Just after Billie Joe sings this you can hear Mike, the bassist, call him 'what you will' (IOW, he takes it literally!).
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
| "Warning"
The Funny Lyrics: This is a public service announcement,
this is only a test Emergency evacuation protest May impair your ability to operate machinery Why They're Funny: I liked this lyric because it sounded like a tribute to Eminem and his chainsaw (he doesn't seem to exactly have much 'ability to operate machinery' in some of his live performances)!
Submitted by: Dan Abnormal
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"Are We The Waiting"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Are we, we are.
Why They're Repetitive: This is repeated almost 100 times through out the song
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
| "Jesus Of Suburbia"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Don't care
Why They're Repetitive: The words "Don't Care" are repeated at least 15 times within 20seconds!
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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"Wake Me Up When September Ends"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars Why They're Nonsensical: Rain falls from clouds, not stars. Billie Joe's not much of a meteorologist.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Brain Stew"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: On my own...here we go!
Why They're Nonsensical: It's inconsistent. The first phrase, "on my own", implies an individual is telling the story, but the next phrase, "here we go", implies a group of people involved. Shouldn't it be "here I go", for consistency's sake? I mean, if you're on your own, "Here *I* Go" is the more grammatically correct phrase to use.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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"Longview"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I've got no motivation
Where is my motivation No time for motivation Smoking my inspiration Why They're Misrhymed: Come on! Three times he sings 'motivation' and that don't work no more.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
| "American Idiot"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Don't want to be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new mania Why They're Misrhymed: Only an idiot would try to rhyme 'idiot' and 'mania' with each other. They think the next two lines make up for their pathetic attempt at dissing their country. That folks, is a perfect example of a genuine 'American Idiot'.
Submitted by: Robert Christenson
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"Nobody Likes You (Part 3 of Homecoming)"
The Insulting Lyrics: Nobody likes you
Everyone left you They're all out without you Having fun Why They're Insulting: It seems to rub in the rejection of the person being sung to. That can't be good.
Submitted by: Ezma
| "Ha Ha You're Dead"
The Insulting Lyrics: Ha ha you're dead; and I'm so happy
Why They're Insulting: Does it not speak for itself? The song name even gives it away as if to say 'w00t you're dead.. yay!' That isn't nice, I'm sorry.
Submitted by: Willy
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"Walking Contradiction"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Why They're Inappropriate: Self-explanatory.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
| "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth it was worth all the while. Why They're Inappropriate: What the hell is the dead skin in reference to? Was it a recollection of a bad sunburn??
Submitted by: Daniel
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"Basket Case"
The Dirty Lyrics: I went to a shrink, to analyze my dreams
She said its lack of sex that bringing me down I went to a whore, HE said my life's a bore... Why They're Dirty: Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of green day) is a guy... the whore is too
Submitted by: Kim
| "Longview"
The Dirty Lyrics: Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,'Quit or I'll go blind.' But it's just a myth Why They're Dirty: umm can anyone say MASTURBATION!
Submitted by: bleed_some_tears71
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"Amy"
The Lyrics: Amy don’t you go, I want you around, Singin’ woah please don’t go, Do you wanna be a friend of mine?
Who They Mention: This whole song is written as a letter to Amy Winehouse about her death
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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"Jesus of Suburbia"
The Lyrics: Soda pop and Ritalin
Product Brand Name: Ritalin, trademark of Novartis, for treatment of ADHD
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Lady Cobra"
The Lyrics: Do you wanna play a game of Twister
Product Brand Name: Twister, a physical game from Milton Bradley
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"21st Century Breakdown"
The Song Lyrics: I never made it as a working class hero.
Song They Mention: Working Class Hero - John Lennon
Submitted by: Nathan
| "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"
The Song Lyrics: For what it's worth, it was worth all the while
Song They Mention: "For What It's Worth" - Buffalo Springfield.
Submitted by: Megan
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"The American Dream Is Killing Me"
Opening Lines: The American dream is killing me. (x2) When it's all double-talk of conspiracy.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Amanda"
Opening Lines: Amanda, don't you know?
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Platypus (I Hate You)"
The Lyrics: I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down Head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave Why: Green Day songs aren't usually that violent.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Jesus of Suburbia"
The Lyrics: And I could really care less
Why: I think you mean you couldn't care less. If you could care less, you would, right?
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Words I Might Have Ate"
The Lyrics: Just tell me the words I might have ate
Why: The correct word is "eaten" as in "Just tell me the words I might have eaten"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Dirty Rotten Bastards"
The Lyrics: Cause California's burning down tonight
Why: California (US state)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "X-Kid"
The Lyrics: I probably would but Hollywood is dead and gone
Why: District of Hollywood in Los Angeles, CA
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Holiday"
The Lyrics: Bang bang goes the broken glass & kill all the fags that don't agree.
Why: Bang Bang is the sound of the glass breaking & is therefore onomatopoeia
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
| "Ha Ha You're Dead"
The Lyrics: Ha ha you're dead.
Why: Ha ha is an onomatopoeia for laughing.
Submitted by: Michael M
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"¡Viva La Gloria!"
The Lyrics: Eternal youth is a landscape of a lie
Why: 2x L alliteration "landscape, lie"
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"Homecoming"
The Lyrics: I fell asleep while watching Spike tv, after 10 cups of coffee & you're still not here!
Why: Spike tv is a television channel
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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"F*** Time"
The Lyrics: Oh, Amanda Jones, your holy grace, I want to choke you 'til you're blue in the face, Got dirty thoughts in a dirty mind, Ahhhh, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, You know I really want to make you mine, Oh baby, baby, it's f*** time, There's nothing left to say, yeah
Why: This would be awkward anywhere: in the store, picking your kid up from school, in line at McDonald's... All with your phone loudly announcing your great desire for sex (and rough sex at that!)
Submitted by: Angela
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