-> "Boulevard of Amputees"
Original Song Title:
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Parody Song Title:
"Boulevard of Amputees"
Parody Written by:
Cam Peckham
The Lyrics
I walk along the street
Noticing things aren't quite what they seem
Men without their feet
Women missing arms, exposing bone
There's a lot less to see
On the boulevard of amputees
Lots of leprosy
And I'm the only one not exposing bone
Exposing bone, exposing bone
Accident prone, exposing
My torso's the only thing remaining intact
My limbs though, they have not quite survived the impact
Sometimes I wish technology would help me
To stop exposing bone
Ow, oww, ow, oooowwww
I'm walkin' down the line
Hard to focus since I broke my spine
Check my vital signs
Agonising pain will make me moan
Will make me moan, exposing bone
Accident prone, because my..
My torso's the only thing remaining intact
My doctor tells me that I've ruptured my back
Limiting the movement in my upper shoulders
And now I've no hipbones
I walk crippled you see
On the boulevard of amputees
Could you get that for me?
Coz just like the rest I'm exposing bone
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