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Song Parodies -> "Calling"
Original Song Title:
"Warning"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Calling"
Parody Written by:
Jim A
The Lyrics
This is a hard drive replacement problem, everyones done their best
removed Windows because its a total mess
It impairs your ability to download naughty mp3's
can't quite tell what linux means to me
keep out of reach from unix and avoid all macintosh
now use your 486 to try and play half life online
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
without, a clue
Mobile phones are ripe for abusiveness
callers will forget to take a dementia test
a thousand volt sign thats stuck on the back
of the computer and you still went and opened it
better thing electrocution, you'll pay for everything
or shut and make sure the thing has been plugged in
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Without, a clue
floppy disks are not meant to be filed down
callers will forget to take a press on buttons now
a thousand volt sign thats stuck on the back
of the computer and you still went and opened it
better thing electrocution, you'll pay for everything
or shut and make sure the thing has been plugged in
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Without, a clue
This is a hard drive replacement problem, everyones done their best
removed Windows because its a total mess
It impairs your ability to download naughty mp3's
can't quite tell what linux means to me
keep out of reach from unix and avoid all macintosh
now use your 486 to try and play half life online
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
without, a clue
Mobile phones are ripe for abusiveness
callers will forget to take a dementia test
a thousand volt sign thats stuck on the back
of the computer and you still went and opened it
better thing electrocution, you'll pay for everything
or shut and make sure the thing has been plugged in
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Without, a clue
floppy disks are not meant to be filed down
callers will forget to take a press on buttons now
a thousand volt sign thats stuck on the back
of the computer and you still went and opened it
better thing electrocution, you'll pay for everything
or shut and make sure the thing has been plugged in
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Calling, tech support, calling
we're Calling, tech support, calling
Without, a clue
This is a hard drive replacement problem, everyones done their best
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