Hear the sound of the pigeons swoop
Coming down like a super birdy army (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who got pooped on without a key
Hear the dogs howling out of fear
To a hymn called "poop and run away"
And cry, the pigeons won the war today

I beg to duck and cover from these pooping birds
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
Downtown

See the crap carfully aimed
Another protestor has hit the floor
To find, the shelter on the other side

Can I get another BB
There's a quilt wrapped around a load of men (Hey!)
A Splat, A bird pood on a monument

I beg to duck and cover from these pooping birds
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
Downtown

"Hey!"

"liveHey!"

"The representative of the UK has the floor"
We salute the president pigeon
Bombs away is our PUNISHMENT
Poop all over big bens arrows
Were amazed at your leadership
Bang bang goes the broken glass land
Kill all the birds that Poop on you!
trials by white stuff setting fire
Is that a way that's MEANT FOR US!

Just cause, just cause, because we're human, yeaahhh!

I beg to duck and cover from these pooping birds
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to duck and cover from these pooping birds
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives


This is our lives Downtown