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Song Parodies -> "Impotent Idiot"
Original Song Title:
"American Idiot"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Impotent Idiot"
Parody Written by:
Glyn
The Lyrics
This is Why Smokings Bad!
I Don't wanna give up my cigerettes
Even Though they are smoke free in Ireland
Importing them from Greece and Espania
I can't give up now, Insania!
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
So that Night I go out I'm Drinkin
Downing away the alcoholic Beverage
I'm dancing now to timewarp and garage
I find a girl and take her to my place
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
I realise smokings made me impotent
Why didn't they warn me in the media
Information useless for a stress head
I'll go get a prescritpion for Viagra!
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
Even Though they are smoke free in Ireland
Importing them from Greece and Espania
I can't give up now, Insania!
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
So that Night I go out I'm Drinkin
Downing away the alcoholic Beverage
I'm dancing now to timewarp and garage
I find a girl and take her to my place
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
I realise smokings made me impotent
Why didn't they warn me in the media
Information useless for a stress head
I'll go get a prescritpion for Viagra!
Now I am overcome with tension
The Cigs have made me impotent
My intercourse will never again be okay
I told the girl I'll try again tomorrow
But she got up and didn't let me follow
So once again I light up
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I thought cigarettes supposedly caused sperm quality problems, not erection problems. Anyway, alcohol is a hard drug and will attack your liver and brain functions, so I guess that wouldn't help much either. And what is timewarp?
You never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show? is from that
dude, u have problems....funny parody tho...
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