Say! It BURNS! Chaaa..

Hear the sound of the people celebrating
With some salsa as they dip some chips in (hurray)
Hurray
They are interested in the holiday!

Hear the dogs howling with their victory
They also sing some songs that are happy (whoopie)
Whoopie
The Americans sit on their asses all day!

I beg to sing and party with some Mexicans
This is the holiday they all celebrate
CINCO DE MAYO!

Hear the guitar drumming way out of time
Because the parade has gone 5 hours past (YO)
It should have
Those idiots really can't tell time

Can I get another whoopie? (whoopie)
Theres a flag wrapped around the whole country (whoah)
Holy
Those flags are made humongusly huge

I beg to sing and party with some Mexicans
This is the holiday they all celebrate
CINCO DE MAYO!

The representive of Albaquerque has the floor
Hola to the president chief, yeah
Bombs away is BREAKING THE LAW
Pulverize all of those statues
That are famous in the STATES WE HATE
BANG BANG goes the historical figures, and
Kill all the fags that SCREAM AND YELL
Trial by cooking, people cooking
I think we forgot about the salsa
Oh my!
Oh my, we forgot about the salsa!

I beg to sing and party with some Mexicans
This is the holiday they all celebrate

I beg to sing and party with some Mexicans
This is the holiday they all celebrate
The holiday they celebrate Cinco De Mayo!!!