I eat a lonely chip
The only chip that I have ever dipped
Don't know how it tastes
But I'll learn as soon as I take a bite

I walk this empty street
Called the "Boulevard Of Burning Salsa"
Where the city doesn't eat
My salsa and I eat alone

I eat alone, I eat alone
I eat alone, I eat a--

My salsa is the only one that makes my tongue burn
My salsa's jalapenos the only ones that make it burn
Sometimes I wish someone would make it mild
'Till then I eat alone!

Ouch, ouch, it's hot, it's hot
Ouch, ouch, it's hot

I'm eating all the time, and my stomach won't help the pain at all
As the salsa goes bad, I wait for new salsa to arrive

Eat between the crisp
It's fucked up because it's all moldy
Eat before it goes bad because it tastes of rotton cheese

I eat alone, I eat alone
I eat alone, I eat a--

My salsa is the only one that makes my tongue burn
My salsa's jalapenos the only ones that make it burn
Sometimes I wish someone would make it mild
'Till then I eat alone!

Ouch, ouch, it's hot, it's hot
Ouch, ouch

I eat alone, I eat a!

I walk this empty street
Called the "Boulevard Of Burning Salsa"
Where the city doesn't eat
My salsa and I eat a--

My salsa is the only one that makes my tongue burn
My salsa's jalapenos the only ones that make it burn
Sometimes I wish someone would make it mild
'Till then I eat alone!