Christmas Holiday

Looking out at the falling snow
Coming down while we hang mistletoe
We kissed
i wish you would have had some breath mints!

Hear the carollers singing out of key
To the song, "Silent Night" or something
And plead
For them to stop singing right now

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life
on holiday.

Hear the drummer boy pounding all the time
Rum pum pum pum, i'm sick of that line
We find
These gifts don't cost more than a dime
Can I get another Present? Present.
There's one wrapped up from aunt Georgette
A ball?
Or plastic bag gummy bears?

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life
on holiday.

The representative from WhoVille has the floor
Tonight we get a visit from the old fat man
To bring us junk that we don't need
Decorate the house with tinsel
Put the angel on the tree
Make some eggnog and fill up that glass, lad
Kill every Grinch that don't agree
Drink hot chocolate by the fire
Then we all sing merrily

Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws, yeah!

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life

This is my life
On Christmas day