Song Parodies -> "My Girlfriend Has Turned Lesbian"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"My Girlfriend Has Turned Lesbian"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Proctor

The Lyrics

I thought I was quite the stud
but now, I feel more like a dud
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

And I thought things were going well
but her new crush is named Michelle
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Here comes that butch again
stealing my sweetheart
Looks like she could break my limbs
just like she broke my heart

It leaves your ego in a mess
if to a girl, your girl, you've lost
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Like Melissa Etheridge
and Ellen Degeneres
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

I don't hate, but it was a blow
my Barbie girl went Indigo
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

There is my chick again
at the Meow Mix bar
Some of them look just like men
but say that and get torn apart

And what makes me most depressed
is they won't even let me watch
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Could it be because of me
how I love sports and cutting cheese
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

While they are watching Lifetime
I'll be blue for the rest of mine
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

My girlfriend has turned lesbian
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

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Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, it doesn't make her a bad person.

Kristof Robertson - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Some good lines here, Jarvis...my fave was " my Barbie girl went indigo". 545

The Charnstar - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Now THAT is funny stuff, 5-5-5, although I don't know the original, but I'll take it from previous voters, besides that.. all 3 voter

Red Ant - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Jarivs, this was awesome; perhaps the best WMUWSE parody on the site (yeah, even better than mine! ;-)). High 5s.

Red Ant - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry for misspelling your name in my previous comment.

JP - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Wow, I finally seem to have made a successful parody. Even if I write nothing but crap from now on, I'll be happy with this one. Thanks to all voters and comments. Michael, that's true, but I must point out this parody is completely fictional. Red Ant, thanks very much for the high praise, but I must say (and I'm not just saying this) that your parody "Say Hello To My Little Friend" and I forgot the author's name "Make Me Up Til The Gender Bends" are the two best parodies of this song IMO.

Spoof-Man - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

NOW THAT'S A PARODY!!! 555

JP - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Spoof-Man. I appreciate it.

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