Don't want to be a nonasian idiot
Fat, looking up porn on the Internet
We won't dare touch an encyclopedia
By 6, they're updating multi-media

They have a slightly larger population
They got silent time and meditation
Sounds pretty relaxing to me!
Go to Japan, we step into tomorrow
Their technology, we simply borrow
And of course, we give them no credit!

Won't eat health food and their weird kinds of bread
I could care less about living to 200
I'm kind of ashamed of my American heritage
Living in a country that supports gay marriage

I'm not that crazy bout' their animation
But they did invent the Playstation
Japan made them all, 1 & 2 & 3!
They're way ahead of us in technology
Like they're in the 28th Century
Their stuff is just SO cool!

Don't want to be a nonasian idiot
Don't feel safe knowing the bombs they could invent
Better not start a big argument
Cause you know that they're way more intelligent

My hairs not back; eye's are not slanted
Buddhist believes just haven't been planted
And no martial arts knowledge at all!
I know there's Jet Lee & then there's Bruce Lee
But you know that doesn't mean I'm Chinese
There's also Jason Lee too!