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Song Parodies -> "Give Me Candy Canes"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me Novocaine"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me Candy Canes"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Take away the chocolate and the fruit
Bittersweet candies please be gone!
I'll get a throbbing toothache, and not mind
I can't take this hunger anymore

When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that's really something:
Please give me candy canes

Out of wrapper, and onto tounge
Eat the coating off of the cane
I get a yummy feeling feeling so young
Candy really drives me insane

When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that really is something:
Just give me candy canes!

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Carrie - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very amusing. I like candy canes too, but I'll eat pretty much any kind of candy. :)

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