Song Parodies -> "I hate Fred Phelps"

Original Song Title:

"Ha Ha You're Dead"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I hate Fred Phelps"

Parody Written by:

Jake

The Lyrics

This is about the leader of the Westboro Baptist "Church." See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps for more information and why I hate him.

Why would he do this kind of crap
He's giving gays a real bad rap
Crashed Matt's funeral and said some things
Homophobic and it stings

77 and still strong
Brings the family along
"God hates fags?" It can't be true
But what can we do? What can we do?

It's true free speech can't be revoked
But he might just be choked
I'm sick of this crap, I hate his guts
I'd love to kick him in the nuts

Traveling around the country
Picketing the funerals of the LGBT
Makes kids and grandkids join in
Or he beats them

I hate Fred Phelps
He is a jackass
I hope he dies soon
Not soon enough
I think he's the antichrist
But I know that he's a jerk
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps

I hate Fred Phelps
And all his family
I know when he's gone
The world will cheer
He might sue me for this song
But I know that I'm not wrong
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps

I hate Fred Phelps
I hate him so much
Check out his zip code
It's 66604
Whenever he shall die
I'll be there and I will cry:
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps

I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps
And you should hate him too
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps
I hate Fred Phelps

He's also anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic, anti-LDS, and probably racist. And yes, he beats on his family.

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Susanna Viljanen - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Fivers. I usually don't do religious parodies, but like I've stated, Fred Phelps is free prey. He is a kook of the worst kind.

Spud - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment

455. Pacing is off at places, but mostly good. I'm a Christian, and I hate Fred Phelps too. He's a poor excuse for a Christian. I believe that homosexuality is wrong, but I also believe that what he's doing is even worse.

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