Nighttime has come and left, so has my food by one big theft
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again
Like part of Jim the cactus, all my food has gone so fast
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again

Here comes that lug again, like a storm of hail
Belching my foods remains, lying like a beached whale
As I buy grapes and pears, I'll never keep my food downstairs
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again

Kankers are coming past, our homes our lives can never last
All because Ed sleepwalked again
Informed us by Kevin, something in his fridge jammed in
It looks like Ed sleepwalked again

What's that stuck on Ed's thumb? A ship in a jar?
If Kankers it belongs, to then we wont go far
Once known, Eddy has yelled "Kankers? Every man for himself!"
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again

A fat stomach Ed has, I hope the carbs don't give him gas
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again
Like his urban ranger badge, Eddy's lost his produce stash
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again

Here comes Johnny and Plank, looks as though they'll starve
Chunky puff's all they want, buying straight from "Eds-Mart"
As Eddy brings milk up, Double D looks like he'll throw up
Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again

Wake me when Ed sleepwalks again(2x's)