We're gonna join a fraternity
We can drink beer for eternity
After the keg on the wall we'll pee
When we're in the fraternity

I pledge allegiance to the K.O.K
They'll make us wear dress
And run around in the day
But for what it's worth
It should be alot of fun
We'll drink alot
Then smoke some pot
Until the rising sun

Cause we're gonna join a fraternity
We can drink beer for eternity
After the keg on the wall we'll pee
When we are in the fraternity

I can't wait til we're in
We'll get wasted every night
We will soon be men
Instead of the boys
That we used to be

One day until
Our name they will call
Blinded by drunkiness from the alcohol
Then they called my name and they told me
They said to me
You're cut you see
You weren't good enough

So I'm not in a fraternity
I won't drink beer for eternity
In the toilet I will pee
Cause I'm not in a fraternity

One day until
Our name they will call
Blinded by drunkiness from the alcohol
Then they called my name and they told me
They said to me
You're cut you see
You weren't good enough

So I'm not in a fraternity
I won't drink beer for eternity
In the toilet I will pee
Cause I'm not in a fraternity