Don't wanna be an Iraqi Idiot
Don't wanna be some moronic terrorist
And do I look like some Suicide Bomber?
Name's not even close to el-Dohner

When we're scared we don't hide in caves
We Americans are at least kind of brave
At least people know who we are

We set fire in Hiroshima
What a shame nothing rhymes with Hiroshima
So lets continue this song

Well guns and grenades is what they export
Treat war just like it's a real sport
Think their hairy beards are so cool
Actually it makes em look like a fool

Well they got nothing in general...
some deserted land and some animals
And they have stupid Osama.
They are all Saudi Arabian
and fantasize aboiut makin'
The world a terrible place!

Don't wanna be an Iraqi Idiot...
won't shoot the crud out of mourners
See the map they're hiding from us
Tewll you the trouth it makes me sort of nervous

They never go and take psychiatry
Stab you and they'll laugh maniacally
Tell me what kind of jerks are that impolite!
It's gotta be they're all up to something.
So quick before they see it coming...
Time for a nuclear air strike!