I want to be a wrestling idiot
I want to fight in a steel cage with MNM
But do I look like a weapon-using faker
If I am I'll get choke slammed by "taker

From Hulk Hogan to Hunter Hearst Hemsley
Edge, Orton, Viscera, and MVP
Then again who'll forget that Vito's gay
The divas from Torrie to Melina
The bulldozer Umaga and John Cena
The Spirit Squad and Khali

Someday I'll make it to Wrestlemania
But I might get so sprung by a diva
And get bombed by the animal Batista
And get low-blowed into my genitalia

From King Booker to Finlay's little bastard
The Boogeyman, Kurt Angle, and Chris Masters
We've got two words for you, DX
Dude Love, Mankind, and Mick Foley
Just one in a strange personality
Chris Benoit and Paul London

I want to be a wrestling idiot
The only thing controlled by Mister McMahon
You only want what he wants that's what he tells you
To tell you the truth, he's really getting kinda screwed

Tables, ladders, chairs, there's one mission
Retrieve the belt that is hanging over them
If you manage to, you're their new champ
Submission, First Blood, and Last Standing
DQ that's what ref is reprimanding
That's World Entertainment for you