Don't want to be an Iranian idiot.
Don't want a nation under Ahmadinejad
And can you hear the sound of thw warheads
They just want all of us Americans dead.

They kill us Jews and build nuclear weapons
They have no respect for the rights of other humans
They even have fu**in camel jockeys
They go crazy over stupid comics
Those faggot millitant Islamics
They will even give kids grenades

Well maybe I was born in Irania
I'm not a part of their nuclear agenda.
Now they shout out their bogus propaganda.
And build their nukes to create paranoia

Dont wanna drive a 30 year old Paykan.
All around the crowded streets of Tehran
Where it's covered up in turd and soda cans
Won't clean up after my donkey
Or let go of my annoying pet monkey
It's always too hot anyway

Don't want to be an Iranian idiot.
One nation controlled by the millitants.
Another deal with Iraq and Saddam
Guess tow that is with radical Islam

Riding on my new magic carpet
Windows down and RPGs flying
Where everything's meant to explode anyway
Guys with beards and funny hats roam free
Bringing Jews and Christians to their knees
In AK-47 fire