You wanna join in a Super Bank Robbery?
You like abiding the law, then don’t bother me
If you can pass the bar with dishonesty
Or like blowing things up, well then follow me

Welcome, here’s the van and the heist crew
First, here’s Lump, who you should be nice to
Tim’s our man in the van and he likes shoes
Sidney here can crack any glass vault
Jay, the inside man, guards the asphalt
And if we fail, it’s your fault

To do the job, first climb up this spire-thing
Crawl through the vents, disable the wiring
All we can give you: gloves and this plier-thing
And at some point men with guns might be firing

Climb away on ropes of suspension
Almost fall to build up the tension
Tethered five stories up you’ll dodge search lights
We forgot to check on the gas tank
If we survive, Tim gets a good spank
It’s really hard to rob banks

You wanna join in a Super Bank Robbery
Help spread the wealth in a shaky economy
Make it big without using the lottery
And if you like, you can talk like Sean Connery

RUN NOW, we need help on the first floor
Lump just jammed himself in the front door
Tim needs five minutes more, but we have four
Sidney tripped alarms after he fell
Jay freaked and now there is a bad smell
I say I think that went well