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Song Parodies -> "Horror Movies, Porn, And Liquor"
Original Song Title:
"Blood, Sex, And Booze"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Horror Movies, Porn, And Liquor"
Parody Written by:
Glenn Rousseau
The Lyrics
Sitting in a theatre
All dressed up and ready to see
The blood and gore
It's so unfair
I won't dare move
For the scare
It puts me through is what I need
So make him bleed
We're in distress
Oh mistress
I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight
You know I will obey
So please
Don't make me beg
For horror movies
Porn and liquor you give me
Some say I'm a drunkard
But it's what I deserve
Another Henikan
To be drank
From a bottle called misery
My head is on the barstool
Thank you sir
Strike up another shot
Of tequila
Throw me to the cops
Let them taze my flesh now
To the cruiser
It feels so good
All dressed up and ready to see
The blood and gore
It's so unfair
I won't dare move
For the scare
It puts me through is what I need
So make him bleed
We're in distress
Oh mistress
I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight
You know I will obey
So please
Don't make me beg
For horror movies
Porn and liquor you give me
Some say I'm a drunkard
But it's what I deserve
Another Henikan
To be drank
From a bottle called misery
My head is on the barstool
Thank you sir
Strike up another shot
Of tequila
Throw me to the cops
Let them taze my flesh now
To the cruiser
It feels so good
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Scarily good, Glenn!!! i had my own tribute at one time:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/mamasthepappas0.shtml
That's a nice one yourself! Thanks!
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