Don't want to be an Australian Idiot
Don't want to get everything years later.
And can you hear the sound of the cricket match?
And most of the players just standing there.

Welcome to the land down under.
Where they try to ban every GTA that comes out.
And have the most f*cked up laws.
And you know what else it too funny?
They have no R rated games.
Can't take 'em seriously at all.

They are the discrimination capital of the world.
And they treat cricket like it's a real sport.
They think their stupid accent is so cool.
But it just sounds f*cked in the movies.

Sure they got national medicare.
Cheaper cars, low death rate, and clean air.
And they did have Steve Erwin.
Eat the weight in Kraft Vegemite.
And dream of driving a station wagon.
All over Kosciusko.

Don't want to be an Australian Idiot.
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius.
See the map, the ditched Tasmania.
Tell ya the truth it kinda creeps me out.

Always the same kind of story.
Immature teens who act like babies.
Tell me what is going on over there?
It's gotta mean their all retarted.
No preparation fo 2012
We will have to help them again.