(Boulevard of Dirty Weebs)

(Verse 1)
I scroll along some posts
the ones on Reddit that should not be shown
don't know what they show
but it's full of porn that I don't know
I was a fucking geek
on the Boulevard of Dirty Weebs
where the virgins creep
now I'm a nerd and trying to get off

(Pre-Chorus)
Trying to get off
Trying to get off
Trying to get off
Trying to get-

(Chorus)
A loli's the only one that talks to me
A dirty weeb is jackin' it to a drawing
I really wish my father didn't leave me
till' then I'll call my bros

(Post-Chorus)
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Ohh, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Ohh

(Verse 2)
I'm halfway down the line
that divides the lolis from the guys
on pedo side
of the bar and where I stand at all
read the comments guys
on the post that all the pedos like
put the mods in line
cuz if you don't then you'll just get abused

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Ohh, Oh no,
You'll get abused, you'll get a-

(Typing Solo)

(Chorus)
A pedo's the only one that will talk to me
A dirty simp is commenting real weird shit
I don't know if someone is going to save me
So I guess I am screwed

(Typing Outro)