Song Parodies -> "Something Chocolatey"

Original Song Title:

"Minority"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Something Chocolatey"

Parody Written by:

Nick and Will Shaw

The Lyrics

I wanna eat something chocolatey
I've been on a diet for three weeks
Down with bananas and kiwis
Now I wanna eat something chocolatey

I bulge profusely, out my underwear
I got stuck in a teacup
When I went to Disneyworld
I'm fat and I'm loud
Damn ugly and I'm old
When I go out, they laugh and shout
My arse crack always shows

I wanna eat something chocolatey
I've been on a diet for three weeks
Down with bananas and kiwis
Now I wanna eat something chocolatey

Dragged out of the line
'Cos they thought I weighed too much
Now I belch for a dime
To any old beat now
My arse crack always shows

I grabbed, my arse
And flashed it in the park
Deafened by the sirens of the screeching police cars
I roared out loud, "Get the hell off me!"
I'm 10 ft tall
I'll eat you all
Then I rumbled hungrily

I wanna eat something chocolatey
I've been on a diet for three weeks
Down with bananas and kiwis
Now I wanna eat something chocolatey

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