Song Parodies -> "If It Don't Work Just Slam It"

Original Song Title:

"Out Of The Silent Planet"

Original Performer:

"If It Don't Work Just Slam It"

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The Lyrics

The ever-true solution...I hope...Please let it be known that i have nothing much atall against Windows or Bill Gates at all.It's just that it seems unfair that everyone I know has a Delland I have a Windows 98. Sad, but true.

If it don't work just slam it
If it don't work just slam it real hard
If it don't work just slam it
If it don't work just slam it real hard

Windows is, not so awsome
Dell is far superior
Desinged it by the hand of Gates
It's his own creation
People buy, Machintosh and then they cry "oh why!"
It's so shitty, the punishment is .2 bytes of ram
For those who buy...

If it dont work just slam it
it should then start working
If it don't work, just slam it
Then the drive just might start jerking...

The download page, is all the rage
Gets you a whole Pentium
Yet it will take, forever to load,
And there are no second chances
Billy wisdom, spitting out the bitter taste of Gates
It's so-oh slow yeah
So slow that it's a crime, now it's too late

If it dont work just slam it
it should then start working
If it don't work, just slam it
Then the drive just might start jerking...

If it don't work just slam it
If don't work just slam it real hard
If it don't work just slam it
If don't work just slam it real hard

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