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Song Parodies -> "One More Pie"
Original Song Title:
"No More Lies"
Original Performer:
Iron Maiden
Parody Song Title:
"One More Pie"
Parody Written by:
Phil Smith aka 007.5
The Lyrics
There's a shadow cast upon me
There's no time to prepare
Salvage a last banana
The wife's come home for tea
Maybe I'll be back some other day
To eat again just who can say
In what shape or form my fridge might be
She eats enough for three
A hurried binge no distaste
Instead of racing to the chip shop
She's eating all my food away
No-one can stop her now
When grub is up, she's there so fast
Finger foods just will not do
Chocolate Cakes, again and again
And whipped cream on top now and then
One more pie...
She's nowhere near the table
She's on the floor just like a swine
Chocolate wrappers all around me
And she hasn't seen me yet
For her food needs no warming
Her face is drenched in cream
There's no clothes that will fit her
Her skirt rips at the seams
The belt won't last, that's one big rear
McDonalds past is ever clear
Her mind is set, the time is here
I think she's going to burst
One more pie...
A hurried binge no distaste
Instead of racing to the chip shop
She's eating all my food away
No-one can stop her now
There's no time to prepare
Salvage a last banana
The wife's come home for tea
Maybe I'll be back some other day
To eat again just who can say
In what shape or form my fridge might be
She eats enough for three
A hurried binge no distaste
Instead of racing to the chip shop
She's eating all my food away
No-one can stop her now
When grub is up, she's there so fast
Finger foods just will not do
Chocolate Cakes, again and again
And whipped cream on top now and then
One more pie...
She's nowhere near the table
She's on the floor just like a swine
Chocolate wrappers all around me
And she hasn't seen me yet
For her food needs no warming
Her face is drenched in cream
There's no clothes that will fit her
Her skirt rips at the seams
The belt won't last, that's one big rear
McDonalds past is ever clear
Her mind is set, the time is here
I think she's going to burst
One more pie...
A hurried binge no distaste
Instead of racing to the chip shop
She's eating all my food away
No-one can stop her now
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