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Song Parodies -> "You're Butane-Full"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Butane-Full"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You're blithely swilling
Stuff that's impure.
Your hands are shaking;
You need the cure.
You continue to chug away
At that rectangular can
You once used to fill your lighter
As a Zippo man.
CHORUS:
You're butane-full, you're butane-full,
You're butane-full and stewed.
Really shitfaced, you're feeling more spaced
Out than you would on Quaaludes
Glue, paint, or kerosene, dude.
You used to get by
As a Grey Goose guy
Till you heard this awful song, and it
Made you cry
Because it caused you auditory pain--
You needed drink stronger than alcohol from grain.
CHORUS
You're butane-full, you're butane-full,
You're butane-full; you soon
Started to pump this poison down the mouth on your face
When you first heard this Blunt putz start to croon
His putrid saccharine tune. . .
Lyrics lamer than "moon-June."
Stuff that's impure.
Your hands are shaking;
You need the cure.
You continue to chug away
At that rectangular can
You once used to fill your lighter
As a Zippo man.
CHORUS:
You're butane-full, you're butane-full,
You're butane-full and stewed.
Really shitfaced, you're feeling more spaced
Out than you would on Quaaludes
Glue, paint, or kerosene, dude.
You used to get by
As a Grey Goose guy
Till you heard this awful song, and it
Made you cry
Because it caused you auditory pain--
You needed drink stronger than alcohol from grain.
CHORUS
You're butane-full, you're butane-full,
You're butane-full; you soon
Started to pump this poison down the mouth on your face
When you first heard this Blunt putz start to croon
His putrid saccharine tune. . .
Lyrics lamer than "moon-June."
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zippy..or is that zippo ?...no, its fives
This is on the lighter side...sparks good..5's
Flic your parody-bic to light James' Blunt.
Ah yes... James Blunt... Such a strange name for a falsetto singer... Good parody....
you've been on a break, JAB? - perfect sub for the title - I saw James Blunt interviewed, ready to despise him, but he's quite intelligent and an returned-from-service soldier, would you believe - 555
gonna flick my bic, gonna flick my bick, gonna flick my bic and hold it high(to the tune of "Start Me Up" Rolling Stones 5's
Holds out lighter for this parody
This song is rapidly growing old for me, which is good for you - it may become the next "A Horse" With No Name" in that I give all parodies of it 5s. You earned 'em though.
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