A friend steered me to amiright in 2004, and I started contributing. Had a great time for several years with a collegial crew of fine writers. But after 4500-plus parodies, I took a long break. Back intermittently and posting from time to time. Kudos to Chuck and all his editors, and long live amiright.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kerry, Man! | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
| Drive the War | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Now He's Beleaguered | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
| Hidin' Hoods | Li'l Red Riding Hood | Sam the Sham | |
| Rummy, Rummy, Rummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | |
| Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
| Mosque of Hate | Chapel of Love | Dixie Cups | |
| Fixing a Hole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
| Getting Better? | Getting Better | Beatles | |
| Lindens Are the Banes of John's Sans Sun | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
| Mecca | Mecca | Gene Pitney | |
| Sgt. Graner's Bonehead Hard-Club Band/A Little Threat from My Friends | St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/A Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | |
| Looking for Scum | Lookin' for Love | Waylong Jennings | |
| Moon Image | Moon Shadow | Cat Stevens | |
| Opus, I Dei'd It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
| Chalabi | Let it Be | Beatles | |
| Condi | Windy | The Association | |
| Without Him | Within You Without You | Beatles | |
| Condoleeza | Carmelita | Warren Zevon | |
| Why Sharon, Huh? | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| A Day in the Strife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
| Je T' Mene | Je T'Aime | Serge Gainsbourg | |
| Love That Pita | Lovely Rita | Beatles | |
| These Boobs Are Made for Squawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Each Meal $64 | When I'm 64 | Beatles | |
| These Boobies are from Dow Corning | Oh What a Beautiful Morning | Rogers & Hammerstein | |
| Luger Luger | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
| Hey, Jute | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Twisted Et [ymology] | Mr. Ed theme song | Unknown | |
| Another Trick by De Gaulle, Part Dien Bien Phu | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | |
| Fix It with Rhin | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| Flick It Aside | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| Timothy | Timothy | The Buoys | |
| 'Beaux!' Dit Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Beauvoir/Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Bloody Sadr! | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Body's Fatt'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Sixteen Going on Seventeen | 16 Going on 17 | Rogers & Hammerstein | |
| Dough-Ray-Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews/R&H | |
| Lab'al Vise | Edelweiss | Christopher Plummer/R&H | |
| Sappy Crap | Happy Jack | The Who | |
| My Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews/R&H | |
| The Sound of Moving | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews/Rogers & Hammerstein | |
| NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| Gouda Gouda | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
| Cheese Shame! | Freeze Frame | J Geils Band | |
| Happy to Tether | Happy Together | The Turtles | |
| Mixed Metaphor | Killin' Floor | Electric Flag | |
| Murph the Divin' Pagan | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Stinkin' Sitzmarks! | SInk the Bismark | Johnny Horton | |
| Simp'rin' Simon | Simple Simon | 1910 Fruitgum Company | |
| Schlep This Bone | Steppin' Stone | Monkees | |
| Vacation | Vacation | Connie Francis | |
| Cocoa, Moe! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Unknown | |
| Deus Ron, Ron | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
| Limbaugh Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | |
| Holy Water | Dirty Water | Standells | |
| Swami's Rim | Swanee River | Stephen Foster | |
| Beet It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| I Wanna Grow Spuds | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
| Here Comes the Dun | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
| Hold Those Withers | Stormy Weather | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ohms in the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| That's Amperage | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Volta's Rays | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| I Am the Wal-Mart | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
| Nineteen Merchants in a Shakedown | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | Rolling Stones | |
| Penney's Pain | Penny Lane | Beatles | |
| Snoop John A. | Sloop John B. | Beach Boys | |
| Killing Ashcroft's Knees--Bent Too Long | Killing Me Softly with His Song | Roberta Flack | |
| Skilling Whore | Killing Floor | Electric Flag | |
| Lay, Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | |
| The FERC's Wrong | The Work Song | Traditional | |
| SBC | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| We Are Worldcom | We Are the World | Lionel Richie | |
| Cod Only Go | God Only Knows | Beach Boys | |
| I'm Cooking Fugu | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
| Brainless Flack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Saints in Sack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Tainted Crack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't | I'm Enery the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Turn', Turn', Turn' | Turn Turn Turn | Byrds | |
| Fallow Field o' Beans | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | |
| Rubies Today | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
| Limes Have Come Today | Time Has Come Today | Chambers Brothers | |
| Mush of Carrots | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Wokkin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rolling Stones | |
| Pissed Trees | Misty | Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, others | |
| They Do Rhone Clones | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | |
| Applejack | Happy Jack | The Who | |
| Callow Bung Pluggers | Hello, Young Lovers (from 'The King and I') | Rogers and Hammerstein | |
| Greenspan | Greenfields | Brothers Four | |
| Who Put the Bomb? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann | |
| Iraq Charade | This Masquerade | George Benson | |
| Spoonerful | Spoonful | Cream | |
| Homophones | Telephone | Chaka Khan | |
| Little Dude's Coup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
| Stupidcatalepticfratdicklexiconatrocious | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| I Sawed Her Antique Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | |
| I Am the Worst Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Johnny Cash/Tim Hardin | |
| Sundered My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
| Kelp on Flounder | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
| Whelk or Flounder? | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
| Sedentary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard | When You Wish upon a Star | Disney | |
| Fridge Holding Bubbling Water | Bridge over Troubled Waters | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Sackman | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Saxman | Taxman | Beatles | |
| In Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash | |
| Growin' More Bile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
| I Could Have Lanced All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | Alan Jay Lerner | |
| Cheney, Ghoul | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
| Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Gent Whose Scent Sure Reeks at Fox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
| It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| You Can't Blame the Doggie | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| Fellin' Her Fig Tree | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| It's My Rheum | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| Neverland Love | Never, My Love | The Association | |
| Duckin' Spree | Bucket T | The Who | |
| They Hold Me in Stock Holes | It's Only Rock 'n' Roll | Rolling Stones | |
| Pillory | Timothy | Buoys | |
| Affixing a Pole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
| Substitute | Substitute | The Who | |
| Nerf Titties | Surf City | Jan & Dean | |
| Gimcracks | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Bric-a-Brac | Happy Jack | The Who | |
| Gewgaws, Gewgaws | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Buying Baubles | TIny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| A Tchotchke Fan | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
| Kitsch World | Rich Girl | Hall & Oates | |
| Wallow in Trinket Hoard | Follow the Drinking Gourd | Traditional | |
| Jetsam | Jet Song | Bernstein/Sondheim (from West Side Story) | |
| This Flotsam | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Chimichanga | Chim Chim-eree | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Ax Chants | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Desk Burrito | Desperado | Eagles | |
| Sheep'll | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Goat Busser | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | |
| Sultans Who Swing | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | |
| Cathedral | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| Wild Child | Wild Child | The Doors | |
| Besmirched, Bathed Not, and Beast Kindred | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Rodgers/Hart (from Pal Joey) | |
| Suburban Wife's Sick-of-Home Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| Mail-House Schlock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis | |
| Bomb Imams | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| Bridge over Gum That's Rotten | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Ridge is a Bumbling Cipher | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Numb My Nethers | Come Together | Beatles | |
| It's in His Bris | It's in His Kiss | Betty Everett | |
| Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
| She's a Man | I'm a Man | Yardbirds | |
| Garmentmakerville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
| I Love Frocks and Stoles | I Love Rock and Roll | Joan Jett | |
| Tranny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Grifter Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Lawyers, Gum, and Mommy | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
| Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Texas Laws Says | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Nice to See These Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Lucre, Lucre | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Cisco Slid | Cisco Kid | War | |
| Long-Hold Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | |
| Sandy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
| Carbuncle on the Knuckle | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
| Spooge Full of Screwworms | Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Festerday | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Eight Heils, 'Mein'! | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
| Ah-mare-ree-ka | America (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
| Maria | Maria (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
| Whelp! | Help | Beatles | |
| Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| He Drops to Steal Some Gizzards | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Hannity | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| It's the TIme for Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Waggin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones | |
| Porn to Be Filed | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| Pusillanimousanonymousonesgivingvoters | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| Hays Goes | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Prime Your Puppet | I'm Your Puppet | Marvin Gaye | |
| In Gepetto | In the Ghetto | Elvis | |
| When Bowdler Edits | It's Now or Never | Elvis | |
| Tony Comstock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | |
| Luther, Luther | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Luthier, Luthier | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Spry Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Lame It Was to Call It Nova | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Boring and Mild | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| Arbitrary | Beyond the Sea | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
| 'Shugge, 'Shugge | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Schmoozers, Schmoozers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Shucker, Shucker | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Tuba, Tuba | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Tuchis, Tuchis | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Pus Mop | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
| Set It Free | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| I've Thundered Miles | Five Hundred Miles | Peter, Paul, & Mary | |
| Res'nant Alley Runs Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
| Psyllium | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| A White, Blade-Laden Whale | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Only the Moby | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story) | I Feel Pretty | Bernstein/Sondheim | |
| Polyunsaturated Pam | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
| Worcestershire Carameled | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | |
| Don't Fry Your Member | Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks) | Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones | |
| I'm Walled In | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| The Piste | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| Stented, He's Fixed | 76 Trombones | Meredith Wilson | |
| Marryin' Libertarians | Marian the Librarian (from The Music Man) | Robert Preston | |
| Till I Turn Blue | Till There Was You | Meredith Wilson | |
| Trouble | Trouble (from The Music Man) | Meredith Wilson | |
| Makes Me Queasy | Take It Easy | Eagles | |
| Ergot-got-got | Hot, Hot Hot | Buster Poindexter and His Banshees of Blues | |
| Serfin' USA | Surfin' USA | Beach Boys | |
| Myrmidon | Carry On | Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young | |
| Leader of the Pack | Leader of the Pack | Shangri-Las | |
| Corn for Silage | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| I'm Getting Married in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| I'm Getting Martyred in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| Frankenstein | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| Sewn Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | |
| Aphasia (the correct version) | Aja | Steely Dan | |
| Aphasia | Aja | Steely Dan | |
| Orally | Aura Lee | Traditional | |
| Adrenal Jeannie | I Dream of Jeannie | Stephen Foster | |
| Yasser, He Killed Babies | Yes, Sir, That's My Baby | Traditional | |
| Fools on The Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| I Wanna Hoe Your Land | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Rake the Terrain | Take the A Train | Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus | |
| Is This Yiddish Right? | The Kids Are Alright | The Who | |
| Bola | Lola | The Kinks | |
| Baisez Moi Beaucoup | Besame Mucho | Dean Martin, others | |
| Babylon Sh*tstorm | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
| Catch the Kids | Catch the Wind | Donovan | |
| Hirsute Girlie-Man | Hurdy Gurdy Man | Donovan | |
| Expelled Jello | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
| Done-Flyin' Avian | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | |
| Donkey, Shane | Danke Shoen | Wayne Newton | |
| Poll Me | Hold Me | Clay Aiken | |
| Satyr Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Back from Old Land of the Czar | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
| Sloe Downed | Slow Down | Beatles | |
| You're Gonna Booze And Hurl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | Beatles | |
| Enjoyed The Bird | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | |
| Bear Baitin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| Flight Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Like Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glen Miller | |
| Feeding a Hart in Texas | Deep in the Heart of Texas | Hank Thompson | |
| Fecal | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Airway to Septum | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| What a Gob of Ungual Pus | What If God Was One of Us? | Joan Osborne | |
| Ketchup In A Can | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | |
| Oh, Teresa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| An Imp Tossable | It's Impossible | Elvis | |
| Meshugge, Shaq | Sugar Shack | Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs | |
| Razzman | Jazzman | Carole King | |
| Spin Town | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | |
| Swing Vote | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | |
| He's A Slut For Jihad Pests | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens (aka Yusuf Islam) | |
| Fry Me Some Liver | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Got No Rhythm | I Got Rhythm | George Gershwin | |
| Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns! | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
| The NRA | YMCA | Village People | |
| Billy Love Dongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | |
| Allawi | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| Rummy's Mind | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
| Dung Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
| Secrete Anus Grams | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Meat Swells | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Runs His Mouth. . .Stumbles | Run Through the Jungle | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
| Vox Stylin' (for Agrimorfee) | Rock Island | Music Man soundtrack | |
| The Herd Got in the Grapevines | I Heard It Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | |
| Reincarnation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Quimpeder | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
| Melba This Morning | Helplessly Hoping | Crosy, Stills, & Nash | |
| Poonlance | Moondance | Van Morrison | |
| Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here | Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Everyone | |
| The Bush Nuts Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| White. . .Ship's Mast | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | |
| Mr. Wasteland | Mr. Spaceman | Byrds | |
| December Schlong | September Song | Lotte Lenya | |
| De Sade Song | A Sad Song | Ten Years After | |
| Just the Two of Us | Just the Two of Us | Bill Withers | |
| I'm a Honed Masochist | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Gannon, Ram, Kent | |
| Jongleur's Lyre | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| You're Jake Gittes in Chinatown | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| Rubber-Lined Room | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | |
| Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | |
| Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | |
| They Trampled Him During the Running | Battle Hymn of the Republic, The | Julia Ward Howe | |
| Jumps from the Cache | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | |
| Sox Will Take the Prize | Devil in Disguise | Elvis | |
| I Want Your Secs | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | |
| Frothing and Foaming | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | |
| Misaimed Ballpeen Hammer | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | |
| He Came Upon A Midnight Beer | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Moaner Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mad, Rude Bison | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Snoozy Queue | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Outsource, Outsource | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Blistered Tanned Man | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
| Cake, Sirs, a Sera | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
| Lady Mammal Aid | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
| Reign Propped Up: Corrupt Saud Dickheads | Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
| Reign | Rain | Beatles | |
| Who'll Stop This Reign? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Babble of New Cue L'ar | Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| Autodidact's Garden | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | |
| Coup de Grce | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
| Dray Team | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part II | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part II | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Who Cut the Cheese Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | |
| Whose Cant Will Please Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | |
| Three Martinis | Three Marlenas | Wallflowers | |
| Upper Lip Is Weak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | |
| Log Right In | Walk Right In | Rooftop Singers | |
| Brain Dead in Ohio | Four Dead in Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young | |
| Got the Fool Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| La Vie on Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Boogers in the Morning | Sugar in the Morning | Andrews Sisters | |
| Blake Gone Through (and Huxley Besides) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
| Crippled Ship | Crystal Ship | The Doors | |
| Sought Par Aid | Soft Parade | The Doors | |
| I Was of Very Good Cheer | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Zipped Up My Crowbar | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song Of The South Soundtrack | |
| Jabbertalky | Jabberwocky | Lews Carroll | |
| White Crick Mass | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | |
| Cali.'s Clown | Cathy's Clown | Everly Brothers | |
| Desiccated Swallower of Passion | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | |
| Main Course Caused Ptomaine | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| Bad Bunion | Glass Onion | Beatles | |
| I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Down in the Pumproom | Up on the Rooftop | Chrismas Carol | |
| Mai Tai | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill | The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill | Beatles | |
| My Sherry I Pour | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| It's The Most Gun-is-full Time Of The Year | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | |
| Mark Apparel Up for Spring | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Wesley, Mendelssohn, Cummings | |
| Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Jingo Belle Flop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Paid to Take the Pix, Man | Baby, You're a Rich Man | Beatles | |
| I'm Only Seeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
| From Eiffel | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| Lazy! Maana?! | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| Martyred, My Deere | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
| Have Ablutions | Revolution | Beatles | |
| He's On Tomorrow's Show | Tomorrow Never Knows | Beatles | |
| Calibrated Eating | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | |
| Cantharides | Candyman | Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
| Flawed Work on the Wall | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | |
| Boneward Hound | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Incensed at Pedestals | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Twenty-Three (Please Read First!) | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Goose Liver | Moon River | Henry Mancini | |
| Clyster-Moon Rite | Mr. Moonlight | Beatles | |
| My Grill | My Girl | Temptations | |
| SUV, Big Fat Car | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
| Degrease Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | |
| I Am Woman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| I Wanne Be Berated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | |
| Stop With the Hurl! | Top of the World | Carpenters | |
| Mute Troupe's Quiet | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | |
| Dahmer | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| I Saw Mommy Shivving Santa Clause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | |
| We Work Three Shifts | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
| Gin Is Hell | Jingle Bells | Christmas Carol | |
| Littered with Junk | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | |
| My Colon Wind's on Fire | The Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part III | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part III | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| We Fish from This Ferry Isthmus | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional Christmas Carol | |
| Who Put the Spawn? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann, Gerry Goffin | |
| I'm So Tired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
| He's Drunk, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Christmas song | |
| Silage Fight | Silent Night | Christmas Carol | |
| Flockin' Synthetic Christmas Trees | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Cross-Dress, Ye Married Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Christmas Carol | |
| The NBA | YMCA | Village People | |
| Bagels I Have Had of Rye | Angels We Have Heard on Higy | Christmas Carol | |
| Wokkin' Blintzes, Winter Squash, and Lamb | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Glove Me, Do | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| They Named It After Cecil Rhodes | Why Don't We Do It in the Road | Beatles | |
| Into a Quiver Is Robin Hood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Someone Late for Thanksgiving | |
| Chestnut Marriage | Chestnut Mare | Byrds | |
| Found Out About Ewe | Found Out About You | Gin Blossoms | |
| Pill Daily | Bill Bailey | Many | |
| The Deck Falls | Deck the Halls | Christmas Carol | |
| A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Christmas Carol | |
| All You Need Is Dove | All You Need Is Love | Beatles | |
| I Hate How You Glove Me | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
| Then He's Kneading Something | If I Needed Someone | Beatles | |
| Woe, Holey Knight | O Holy Night | Christmas Carol | |
| Ow, Tannin' Balm! | O Tannenbaum | Christmas Carol | |
| But Your Burp Can Singe | And Your Bird Can Sing | Beatles | |
| Deep Doo-Doo | Dear Prudence | Beatles | |
| Girdle | Girl | Beatles | |
| I've Just Interfaced | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| No Refried | No Reply | Beatles | |
| Northeastern Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
| Papal Backliders | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Papal Backslider | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| La Marchandise | La Marseillaise | Traditional | |
| Bagels in the Morning | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush | |
| Beat Screws with Your Tool | Be True to Your School | Beach Boys | |
| I Lock the Wine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | |
| Drips Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
| B Cups | Because | Beatles | |
| I Want to Bell You | I Want to Tell You | Beatles | |
| I'll Cry' His Head | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
| Hate Junk Food | Love You To | Beatles | |
| The Bird | The Word | Beatles | |
| Deer, Bear, and Every Mare | Here, There, and Everywhere | Beatles | |
| Nose-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | |
| Lunge for Your Wife | Run for Your Life | Beatles | |
| Your Work's Seamy | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
| Boy, What a Jerk! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | |
| NIbblin' Latin Loup-Garou | Little Latin Lupe Lu | Mitch Ryder | |
| Mix the Paint Thick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | |
| Humping Cupid | Something Stupid | Frank, Nancy Sinatra | |
| The Bush Family Ills Me | The Beverly Hillbillies theme | Beverly Hillbillies TV program | |
| Brew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
| Little Jack Horner | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| When I had a Hummer | If I Had a Hammer | Trini Lopez | |
| Mocha Lotion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | |
| Silver Cells | Silver Bells | Numerous | |
| Treason of Shrub's Bitch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | |
| Quagmire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
| Misanthrope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| George | More | Frank Sinatra | |
| Snore | More | Frank Sinatra | |
| He Kneed the Little Christmas [Sprite] | We Need a LIttle Christmas | Traditional | |
| Lean Ain't from Custard | Mean Mr. Mustard | Beatles | |
| Stumbling | Something | Beatles | |
| Stun Gun | Sun King | Beatles | |
| Springs of Bed Decay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
| Bait | Wait | Beatles | |
| Mirth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Lax-Held Slipp'ry Hammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | |
| Unsightly Sore | The Night Before | Beatles | |
| What Grows On? | What Goes On? | Beatles | |
| Wile E. Retard and His Veep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
| I'll Knead You | I Need You | Beatles | |
| Eyes Darting | Oh Darling | Beatles | |
| Please Grease Me | Please Please Me | Beatles | |
| Shrink Takes Your Wealth | Think for Yourself | Beatles | |
| Block a Rocket | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
| Keen Timbre's Mean | Green Tambourine | Lemon Pipers | |
| You're Work-Shirking Louts! | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
| We're Going to Hide But Will Not Flay | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
| He Hasn't Got Some Novocaine | I Haven't Got Time for the Pain | Carly Simon | |
| Shakin' Hair with Briskness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| I'll Be Gone for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| If I Only Had Some Pain! | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz sountrack | |
| Try These Pants, Sir | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
| Glockin' Out My Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Chancin' Rancid Meat | Dancing in the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Just Broth for Me | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| I'm Crossfire'd | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
| Rupert Gives Us Lies | Judy in Disguise | John Fred & His Playboy Band | |
| Yellow as Lemon | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | |
| Riders Help Block Torts | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Creepy Gonzales | Speedy Gonzales | Pat Boone | |
| In My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| Lunch Meat | Love Street | The Doors | |
| On Bratwurst | On Broadway | Drifters | |
| I Like Plaice | There's a Place | Beatles | |
| From My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| The Gaffer | The Rapper | Jaggerz | |
| I Gotta Beat Meat | I Gotta Be Me | Sammy Davis, Jr. | |
| Goat Writhin' in the Sty | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
| Itchy Shoe Sparks | Itchykoo Park | Small Faces | |
| Little Bit on Sole | Little Bit o' Soul | Music Explosion | |
| File | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| I Farted and Smoke. . . . | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Genes | Jean | Oliver | |
| Thar She Blows: I've Told My Secret | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
| He Wears Sarongs | It Won't Be Long | Beatles | |
| Trust in Invagination | Just My Imagination | Temptations | |
| All My Gut Peeks Through | All I've Got to Do | Beatles | |
| Devil in Disguise | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
| Do You Believe in Mammon? | Do You Believe in Magic? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Crown Down | Downtown | Petulia Clark | |
| In the Nates | In the Navy | Village People | |
| Three Koi in a Fountain | Three Coins in a Fountain | Frank Sinatra | |
| Goin' Like the Dodo | Going to a Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
| My Second Has Got No Gun | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson and the MIracles | |
| They Keep a-Twangin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | |
| Seen at Graceland | Baba O'Riley | The Who | |
| Ova, the Bane: Roe | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland/Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| He Popped Eye, His Name Was Sam | Popeye The Sailor Man | Cartoon Show Theme Song | |
| I Will Try My Moon. . . | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Can You Loan Some Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
| To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | |
| Mounds of Silage | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Bingen | Bingo | Traditional | |
| Right Moos | Night Moves | Bob Seger | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Love to Toss Back Some Beam (The Quest) | The Impossible Dream (The Quest) | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
| Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
| Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
| Voltaren | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| Gal Fee | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Golfing | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Bacon Love | Baby Love | Supremes | |
| Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | |
| Nebbish | Cherish | The Association | |
| Can't Take the Ice Off This Wound | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| Toad-Lick Blues | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | |
| This Knot Is Uvular | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| Get a Skirt That Looks So Fine | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| Some Sex-Chatting Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Perry Como | |
| Won't Get Food Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| My Waif | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mass, He Chews It | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | |
| Sprayin' the Hive | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | |
| I Feel My Girth Move, 1 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | |
| I Feel My Girth Move, 2 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | |
| Boxer's Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | |
| Legumes Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | |
| Rising is the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Writhing in the Dorm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| I Will Flee for Miles | I Can See for Miles | The Who | |
| I've Fleas | I'm Free | The Who | |
| Harp-Daze Night | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | |
| I Should Have Owned Fetters | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | |
| Raptor-Food Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | |
| Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | |
| I Hear, the Crew's Sick | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
| Isn't Abba from Sweden? | In a Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| I'll be Watching You | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
| Breakin' Rocks Is Hard to Do | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
| I Fought God's Law | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Jailhouse Rocks | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| Rancid Pork and Hurl | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
| Butcher, Butcher | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Dizzy | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | |
| Doctor Strangelove | Doctor Robert | Beatles | |
| Kane | Rain | Beatles | |
| Iss Ein Bischen Wiener, Diener, Mit Ein Glas Gruen | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | |
| A Mare in this Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Surreptitious Mines | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Wipe Room | White Room | Cream | |
| Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!) | Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom) | Perry Como | |
| I'll Be Seeping Goo | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| But She Loves Herb | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
| Man, I Love Herbs! | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
| That's My Glove, Sir | And I Lover Her | Beatles | |
| Unhappy So I'll Rant at You | I'm Happy Just to Dance with You | Beatles | |
| Cell Rings High | Tell Me Why | Beatles | |
| It Ain't Mead, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | |
| Feng Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
| Done For on Road | One for the Road | Frank Sinatra | |
| Lip It | Whip It | Devo | |
| Lipids | Whip It | Devo | |
| Rip It | Whip It | Devo | |
| Came It Out: the Glossolalia | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Edie Gorme | |
| I'm Heading for That Boulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| It's So Wet on This Polder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| Take Your Meds or You'll Smolder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| 28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Wooden Chips | Wooden Ships | Crosy, Stills, and Nash | |
| Shitsy Bitsy Spyware | Itsy Bitsy Spider | Traditional | |
| I Hand-Help Myself | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | |
| Someday You'll Crimp Your Thumb | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | |
| One Day The Gimp Was Hung | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | |
| Shoonerisms: Spugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Litotes | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Me Drill Epistrophe with Glee | She's Still A Mystery to Me | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Assonance | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | |
| Then I Plotzed | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | |
| Homophones Are Strange | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| Anaphora/Anna, Fork-a! | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Must--a Kosher Wok for Meat | Just a Closer Walk with Thee | Traditional | |
| Hack off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | |
| Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| Hack Off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | |
| Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| This Hairpiece is for Trump | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
| Buy, Buy Love | Bye, Bye, Love | Everly Brothers | |
| Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé | Wake Up, Little Susie | Everly Brothers | |
| I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me | Always Something There to Remind Me | Dionne Warwick | |
| Whiff, I Smell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| The Heifer | The Letter | Box Tops | |
| Wranglin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | |
| Into the Great Wide Open [Crevasse] | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | |
| My Maize and Grapes | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| Dorians | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | |
| Dorian | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | |
| It's a Lame Old Schlong | It's the Same Old Song | Four Tops | |
| Tragic When Carp Died | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | |
| Aloe Wetter | Alouette | Traditional | |
| Home Alone, I Range | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| Diddle White Glove | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | |
| Lourdes At Once | Words of Love | Buddy Holly and the Crickets | |
| My Veneration | My Generation | The Who | |
| Bake That Gnu (in the Oven Wide) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
| Sheepdog Has Mange | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
| Role Switchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
| Habemus Papam | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Dimple Rift | Simple Gift | Shaker Hymn | |
| Buy Me a Bauble | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| Tight-Fitting Bodice | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| On the Prow with Peg | Ain't Too Proud to Beg | Temptations | |
| Can I Bone One Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
| Hay Food | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
| Rat on the Bun | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| Son Mi Perdición | Eres Mi Religión | Maná | |
| Sheep-herd | Sheila | Tommy Roe | |
| It's Noun, a Gerund | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Portmanteaus | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| With Wahab I Hold Hands | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Isn't She Lumpy? | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder | |
| Yo, Sis-Mama | Oh Susanna | Stephen Foster | |
| Cant Osama | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
| Fun-, Fun-, Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
| Defrock This Law ('Cause He's Pond Scum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| I'm Gonna Fold My Hand | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Kippered Loxes | Little Boxes | Pete Seeger | |
| These 'Ayes' | These Eyes | The Guess Who | |
| Bought New Cushy Pad | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
| Butt Smooch, Plutocrat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
| Wooden Ships Are Nice | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | |
| Boat in Water | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Boney Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Joey Ratz'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Nicht im Haus, Chub, Dream On | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Disney | |
| Sheik, Chattel, and Robes | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
| Unduly | Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | |
| Willie and the Hang-Five | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | |
| Stools Gush In | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
| Fellow, Marry You? | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | |
| So Little Fuel | Poor Little Fool | Rick Nelson | |
| Snivelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
| Warden's Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | |
| I Have Modeled a Moniker to Name a Made-up Genital | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Fallaciously Follicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | |
| Run Me Via Funicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | |
| Lithium: Madness Smoothed, Hazy | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx (in 'At the Circus') | |
| Sixteen Tuns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Vaca Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Cummerbund--Pitch It, Clothier | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | |
| Bonehead in America | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
| Spike the Roguish Bolton Dork | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Slimy When He Sprung | 1921 | The Who | |
| Exterminator | Amazing Journey | The Who | |
| Kissass | Christmas | The Who | |
| Congress Head Case | Cousin Kevin | The Who | |
| To Ghengis Khan, He's Right/A Fiscal Rout | Do You Think It's Alright?/Fiddle About | The Who | |
| Dressing to the Nines (The Frocker) | Eyesight to the Blind (The Hawker) | The Who | |
| He's Merdivorous/Of Tom D Be Leery | Got to the Mirror/Tommy, Can You Hear Me? | The Who | |
| Flies Free | I'm Free | The Who | |
| Overture/Don't Be Buoyed | Overture/It's a Boy | The Who | |
| Slimeball Lizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Terry Schiavo | Sally Simpson | The Who | |
| Scent Satan/Mephisto's Ordure | Sensation/Miracle Cure | The Who | |
| Lash the Jurists | Smash the Mirror | The Who | |
| The Flaccid Queen | The Acid Queen | The Who | |
| Airhead Doctor | There's a Doctor | The Who | |
| Tom D's 'Holiday' Scam | Tommy's Holiday Camp | The Who | |
| He Has Taken Them In | We're Not Gonna Take It | The Who | |
| Hell's Scum | Welcome | The Who | |
| Cold Finger | Goldfinger | John Barry | |
| Adieu, Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
| Pitchers of Lillet | Pictures of Lilly | The Who | |
| Seashells by Seashore | Seasons in the Sun | Terry Jacks | |
| Buy a Condo in Miami | Vaya con Dios, My Darling | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
| Good-Flay Combine | Good Day Sunshine | Beatles | |
| Good Luncheon | Good Lovin' | Young Rascals | |
| Hands-Free Man | Handyman | Del Shannon | |
| Manic Buss | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| Surgical 'Mister' Suture | Magical Mistery Tour | Beatles | |
| Tax Scam | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Teen Weavers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
| Boids | Boys | Beatles | |
| Buoys | Boys | Beatles | |
| House Offed by Rising Buns | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
| I'm Gettin' Round | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
| He's a Goy | I'm a Boy | The Who | |
| There's a Place | There's a Place | Beatles | |
| I've Got a Kink in My Tube | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Blue By Ewe | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
| Route 666 | Route 66 | Rolling Stones | |
| Warmth of My Gun | Warmth of the Sun | Beach Boys | |
| Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
| Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
| Baby, I'm Ablaze! | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| Bereft of Harp, My Hand Jitters So | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| PS 512 | P.S. I Love You | Beatles | |
| Run in '8 | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Groucho | Gaucho | Steely Dan | |
| Davis, No Worse Blight | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
| Paying at a Benefit for Mr. Wrong | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
| Fixing the Rolls | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | |
| Gets No Better | Getting Better | Beatles | |
| Good Whoring, Good Whoring | Good Morning, Good Morning | Beatles | |
| Lunch, Maria? | Lovely Rita | Beatles | |
| Croupiers, This Guy Wants to Buy 'Em | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
| Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam (Reprieve? | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise | Beatles | |
| Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | |
| Dreamed He Went Home | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
| Till He's Six Foot Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | Beatles | |
| With a Little Help from His Friends | With a Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | |
| Winning Crew Without You | Within You Without You | Beatles | |
| Ruminate | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| All I Have to Do Is Reap | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | |
| Dill Dough (The Banana Loaf Song) | Day-oh (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Gauls Yes? Non! | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Midflight Transgressions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | |
| Your Can's Too Fat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
| The Brisket's Bad | The Bitch is Back | Elton John | |
| I Dress as Non-King | I Regret Nothing | Edith Piaf | |
| Que Je Revête Bien | Je Ne Regrette Rien | Edith Piaf | |
| La Vie en Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| La Vie en Nose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| La Vie en Pose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Jenny I Must Call | Any Time At All | Beatles | |
| In the Larder: Velveeta | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Dazer Phasor Taser Guns That Stun 'Em | Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer | Nat King Cole | |
| Ramblin' Prose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | |
| No Ballast So That Ball's Loose | The Ballad of Cat Ballou | Cat Ballou Soundtrack | |
| I Cough at Doc's Tweezed Digits | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
| Little Think | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Typing on Platen | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | |
| Pitiful Losers | Beautiful Loser | Bob Seger | |
| How Deep Is He Dug? | How Deep Is Your Love? | Bee Gees | |
| Seven-Point-Six Traumbone | 76 Trombones | Music Man Soundtrack | |
| A Brownshirt Regime | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| California Unter Arnold | California Uber Alles | Dead Kennedy | |
| Nothin' but Luffin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
| I've Got the Bends, the Chokin' Starts | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | |
| Wives Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | Bee Gees | |
| Stop, Please, Vin Diesel! | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | |
| Cracked the Pipes | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| On eBay | On Broadway | Drifters | |
| Chola | Lola | Kinks | |
| Philatelical Boredom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
| Pigs' Houses | Pink Houses | John Cougar Mellencamp | |
| Cagey Dope, Cunning Tropes | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Tripsy Gypsy, Screened for Wien; Seen Fellows Spok | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | |
| Cooked The Books, Hired a 'Consultant,' His Wife | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Monty Python | |
| Into the Great Wide Oprah | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
| I Will Surfride | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, the Bloat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | |
| Eve's Pome Seduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| McClellan, Pygmy | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| Aimiright Monster Parodies | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Amiright Monster Parodies (corrected version) | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I Have Been Grapplin' with the Minotaur | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
| He Was the Wrassler Never Pinned Before | I Am the Caption of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
| He Is a Man with Menarche, version 2 | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Suliivan | |
| He Is a Man with Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
| Enthralled, But I'll Button Up | I'm Called Little Buttercup | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
| The Guy's Name Is Vlad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | |
| Sweet: Jurists I Prize | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosy, Still, and Nash | |
| Johnny Roberts | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
| I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco | I Left My Heart in San Franciso | Tony Bennett | |
| Meringue, Meringue, Meringue | Mercy, Mercy, Mercy | Buckinghams | |
| See-Throughs Lift Rest Member | See You in September | The Happenings | |
| My Gags Crammed with Crapulous Metaphors | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Suliivan | |
| Peckish Sue | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
| Sumpin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
| Undead Eat | Dead End Street | Kinks | |
| Till the Start of the Day | Till the End of the Day | Kinks | |
| Unreflected Man | Well-Respected Man | Kinks | |
| Medicated Swallower of Valium | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | Kinks | |
| ¿Lo? ¿La? | Lola | Kinks | |
| Expunge These Tattoos | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | |
| Mired and Waist-Deep in Poo | Tired of Waiting for You | Kinks | |
| You're Reelin' a Tree | You Really Got Me | Kinks | |
| Bake Man | Ape Man | Kinks | |
| Bought a New Drumset | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
| Forced My Spine | 409 | Beach Boys | |
| Frayed Zipper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| Did You Ever Have to Make Up a Mime? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Dull Cinema | Dulcinea | Man of La Mancha sountrack | |
| Genie | Gigi | Gigi soundtrack | |
| Tie It Looser! | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
| Indent Your Paragraphs | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Try Just a Dram | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
| Little Tet Booster | Little Red Rooster | Rolling Stones | |
| Man from Coppola | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha sountrack | |
| The Hill Rat | Nashville Cats | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Spumy | Spooky | Classics IV | |
| Snoring | Stormy | Classics Four | |
| The Man Who's Got Lithium Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence | Gene Pitney | |
| Jocks Play with Ben-Gay | Walk Away, Renee | Left Banke | |
| I'll Keep On Sittin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | |
| Sin-Amen Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Fleecings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
| Felled Tree Flattened Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| ¡Ay, Felación! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| De Gaullein' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Me Fallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| 99 Brothels When Storyville Falls | 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | |
| Backin' You in the Pew | Cattanooga Choo-Choo | Glenn Miller | |
| I'll Only Have Ryes with You | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
| Thank Leaven for Dough Unfurled | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Gigi soundtrack | |
| Ned Flanders Feels | In Flanders Fields | Lt. Colonel John McRae | |
| Keanu | Kumbaya | Traditional | |
| Streamed Pee | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | |
| I Can Pee Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | |
| Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | |
| Famished Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
| Fatter Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
| Mass 'Turbation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | |
| Street: Home In with Onstar | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| Chandler Drinkin' Gin | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | |
| This Ole Mouse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Hangdog Snoopy | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
| Looks Like a Walrus | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
| Mindy Brown, You've Got a Lovely Otter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Hungry Clone | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | |
| The Top of Old Pokey | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | |
| In Lake Garda, My Fiat | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Donny Shame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
| Keep On Buglin' | Keep On Chooglin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| That Fife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Trombones Come In Flatulently | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
| Sweet Melisma | Sweet Melissa | Allman Brothers | |
| As Beers Go By | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | |
| Quaff, Quaff | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | |
| Mr. Tanqueray Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| We Gotta Get Founder and Plaice | We Gotta Get Out of This Place | The Animals | |
| Pump | Lump | Presidents of the USA | |
| My Bonnie Pries Open the Lotion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part V | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part V | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Little Old Lady's Rump Passin' Beaners | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan and Dean | |
| Lou XVI | Louie Louie | Kingsmen | |
| Lying | Wild Thing | The Troggs | |
| Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow? | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | |
| Hairfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| I'm Gonna Make a Beersicle | It's Gonna Take a Miracle | Laura Nyro | |
| Kill on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
| So You Want to Be a Stockbroker Czar? | So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star? | Byrds | |
| Branded | Brandy | Lighthouse | |
| Mordida | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| This Road's Full of Potholes (So I Bike It) | It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It) | Rolling Stones | |
| Mountain-Bikin' Guy | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | |
| I'm Only Sweeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
| There's Numberless Mites in Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| Mow Now | Go Now | Moody Blues | |
| Mean Green Grass That's Grown | Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | |
| Fescue Me | Rescue Me | Fontella Bass | |
| Mow Down | Slow Down | Beatles | |
| Mower is Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| A Maze in Grass | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| Mow the Leaves, Sir! | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| I Fought the Lawn | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| I Should Have Mown Better | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | |
| Stuporthesomnanbulisticexpeditionposes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Stuporman | Superman | Kinks | |
| Ineluctable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Undetectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Unelectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| We Shall Overdub | We Shall Overcome | Traditional | |
| Runny | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
| L-U-N-CH | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Almost Like Being in Kid Gloves | Almost Like Being In Love | Nat King Cole | |
| Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass | Quiz's, Quiz's, Quiz's | Nat King Cole | |
| When I Fall, I'm Shoved | When I Fall In Love | Nat King Cole | |
| Flute Very Shrill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| I'm Wokkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Yentas Bray | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Yetis Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Bottom Cheeks | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole, others | |
| La Folie Mordante | Les Feuilles Mortes | Yves Montand | |
| He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen | Dear Mr. Fantasy | Traffic | |
| Heifer-Sated Moo | Medicated Goo | Traffic | |
| Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free | Shanghai Noodle Factory | Traffic | |
| John's Gnarly Corns: Pussed Guy | John Barleycorn Must Die | Traffic | |
| La Vie En Prose | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| I Am a Svelty Model; I Binge, Purge, and Mangia De | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I'm Very Fond of Montel--Watch After 'Hospital, Ge | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I Press Vestments in Mothballs; Pests on Cloth Cra | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| My Hairy, Scary Mongrel Mocks Me, Makes My Monthly | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I'm Vexed Ma Bell Has Gone the Way of Hominids Nea | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Lance, Lance, Lance | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
| Vittles: Puce Soup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
| Femur | Fever | Peggy Lee | |
| Hell's Alright | Well Alright | Buddy Holly | |
| Tires | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | |
| I'm a Lurker | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
| Secret, Nameless Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Piglet's Smooth Hide | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| Frist, B. | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| Goin' for the Gin | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| The Beerness of Brew | The Nearness of You | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I'm Starved for Plum Wine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | |
| All Day and All of the Night | All Day and All of the Night | Kinks | |
| Bad Food Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Drawn | Dawn | Four Seasons | |
| Dude, I Lost My Pants! | Do You Wanna Dance? | Beach Boys | |
| Cable Guys | Edelweiss | Sound of Music sountrack | |
| Ate My Pie | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
| Henery the K. | Enery the 8th | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Porcine Part Shines | Good Morning, Starshine | Hair Soundtrack | |
| Jitneys, Trams, and Feet | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Spanky, Cranky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James | |
| Pelf | Help! | Beatles | |
| Etudes | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
| 99 (Intro) | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| I'm Having Such Fun | I Live for the Sun | Sunrays | |
| My Socks Were on the Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | |
| Have They Got The Hammer? | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | |
| In Her Garter's a Heater | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterly | |
| In the Harbor, the Niña | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| I Am Garbed As Nikita | Ina Gadda da Vita | Iron Butterfly | |
| Inclement Weather Sent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Lettuce Feast | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Lightweight Miers | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| Mange | Mame | Mame soundtrack | |
| Me Fell | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Groom Quivers | Moon River | Henry Mancini | |
| Morphed | More | 'Mondo Cane' theme | |
| Snore | More | Theme from 'Mondo Cane' | |
| Mr. Brown Screwed Up, In Flowed the Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Craziest Thing | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Edward D. Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
| Poke Sally's Fanny | Poke Salad Annie | Elvis Presley | |
| Flockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Noses Are Bled When Punched | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | |
| Reacharound Stu | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Scarf Burro Fare/Vegetal | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Sherry | Sherry | Four Seasons | |
| Poke Them in the Eyes | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Platters | |
| The Pound of Music | Sound of Music soundtrack | Julie Andrews | |
| Boned Sole and Chips | Stoned Soul Picnic | Laura Nyro | |
| Stogies' End | Stony End | Laura Nyro | |
| Shirley Shumer? | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Shooters, Shooters | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Bummer Wind | Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sumpy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
| It's Time to Say 'Hush' | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Tuck Me | Touch Me | The Doors | |
| Blocked Despite Bran | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
| We'll Eat Again | We'll Meet Again | Dr. Strangelove soundtrack | |
| Your Gut Offends | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
| Babbling Cistern | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
| Cinnamon Swirls | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Pie Thrown at Zombie | Eye of the Zombie | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| I'm Gonna Steal Your Lumber | I Wanna Be Your Lover | Prince | |
| Dune Ants | Moon Dance | Van Morrison | |
| Bummer Breeze | Summer Breeze | Seals and Croft | |
| B. Boxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| The Weevils and the Damage Done | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
| 99 Wretched Tunes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | |
| Doggone! Dogs Live in a Flea World | Keep on Rockin' in the Free World | Neil Young | |
| I Write Vaporware | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| Ankles Seen 'Cause Skirts Gone High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| Mooed Tunes | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra, others | |
| Loathsome Faux Holies | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | |
| Bungalow Gauls | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | |
| Butt's On Show, Pal! | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | |
| There's No Sight of the Slippery Loon | By the Light of the Silvery Moon | Traditional | |
| Georgie's Got No Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
| Gimme That Goldmine 'Religion' | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
| Dogs Mess Territory | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
| Orlando's a Lightweight | Hernando's Hideaway | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I Spy a Dune | How High the Moon | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| He Has a Very Mottled Face, and It Is Not Congenit | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I'll Be Cloned For Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I'm Scheming Amiright Lyrics | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Everybody | |
| The Game's Up for the Man Who Made 'Clear' | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Ginko Belle | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| D-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Loves Harriet | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mow the Leaves, Sir | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Groom Rover, He Has Fleas | Moon Over Miami | Eddy Duchin | |
| Moon Show | Moonglow | Ethyl Waters | |
| Tune Fright Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | |
| Ninety-Nine Parodies from My Head Crawl | Ninetty-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | |
| Oh, What A Ripper! It Peels The Wood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| Papal Moon | Paper Moon | Nat King Cole | |
| Mine Gold | Rheingold Beer Jingle | Rheingold Beer Jingle | |
| Noshin' Down the Lox | Rock Around the Clock | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
| Hake, Haddock, and Sole | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | |
| Slice Up Harvest Food | Shine On, Harvest Moon | Traditional | |
| One Decanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific soundtrack | |
| Take Me Out of the Ballgame | Take Me Out to the Ballgame | Traditional | |
| Ten Silly Sets o' Ten | Ten Little Indians | Traditional | |
| That's a ¿Por Qué? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| I'm Barely Clothed In This Fountain | The Bear Went Over the Mountain | Traditional | |
| That JD Is a Scamp | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mumblin' Grumble Screeds | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Traditional | |
| Wokkin' My Baby Back Home | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
| I Wish I Hadn't Got Whiplash | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| If You're Wiccan, You'll Go Far | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | |
| Chunderful | Wonderful | Johnny Mathis | |
| Harriet | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
| Wooden Teeth Would Bite | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | |
| To Jazz That's Very Modal and Not Major I'm Prefer | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Harriet's Weight/The Horror: Her on First Monday! | Carry That Weight/You Never Give Me Your Money | Beatles | |
| His Dazed State Is Rife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
| Scooter, Scooter | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| The Devil Pulls Strings of Georgie | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| Who Let Lurker Out? | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
| This Is the Very Motel in Which Norman Bates Erred | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Alito | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| Parody | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Seekin' Sa[r]tori | Surfin' Safari | Beach Boys | |
| Ain't No Plum Wine | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
| Governor's Con Bites the Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| A Wiped Sport Coat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | |
| Clamp Your Rhin | Clementine | Traditional | |
| Bellow, Dairy Moo | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
| Vacía Las Vacas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
| Condeleezza | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Gal Vest On | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Sapphic Lust | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| Carol IX, Go! | Caroline, No | Beach Boys | |
| I'm Archie Bell from Hou-ston | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Melt Au | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Got a Gellin' 'Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Like Putty Felt Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Michelle, Ma Belle. . .Love You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Pup Is Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pilsner Urquell's My Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Your Weltanschauung's Skewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He's Such a Mellow Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Pelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Run Pell-Mell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Put a Bell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Fell a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Fell a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm on the Veldt with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She Is Svelter Than You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Book of Kells Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Hooked a Smelt for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Must Expel This Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Nosh on Deli Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put Out Delft for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Belch Up Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Got Quenelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Patty Melt's Got Blue. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Snow's Got a Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Got Some Swell Au Jus | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Belt a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Kvell at You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Tell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Into the Well Fell You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Let's Put an Ell Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She'll Put a Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Bell Will Knell for 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Tried to Squelch That Jew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They're in the Dell, Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Aimed William Tell So True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Five Poor Cards Dealt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Proffer Gelt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put My Pelf from View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Saw 'Querelle; It Blew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Put in Cell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Gotta Spell Anjou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Foot's Propellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She'll Sell Seashells to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The 'Put a Spell' Hell's Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Putter. . .Tellin' You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Putz Was Sellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Steady There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Gin-Tinged Yell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Drunk, Santa's Soused, Crocked | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
| Pup Isn't Housebroke | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
| Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
| Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditiional | |
| Goddess, Omnipresent Dressing | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| She's Growing a Custom-Made Face | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | Various (from 'My Fair Lady') | |
| Ragas Surround the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Raucous Get-Down Christmas Party | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Robbin' the Salvation Army | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| I Seek Hoagie Crispness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| Gin-Distill Cops | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Guy's Demeanin' a Right Christmas | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Various | |
| Pop Orators | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Declaiming's What You'll Likely Hear | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Rude Golf Ill-Bred Schmoes Play Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Various | |
| My Dipstick Ain't Slick and Glist'nin' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Various | |
| Zero | Zorro | Zorro TV series theme | |
| I Can Get Very Maudlin Also Mawkish, Takin' Demero | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Id to Freud | Ode to Joy | Schiller/Beethoven | |
| She's Bovine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | |
| It Ain't Meat, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | |
| Deadly Fare | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Gorgonzola | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Afflicted Tubes, Spuds | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Case Syrah, Shiraz | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
| To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | |
| Noshin' a Whole Ham | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | |
| I Can't Expel This Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Been Workin' on This Jail Road | I've Been Working on the Railroad | Traditional | |
| Dung or Fart? | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| All Shoot Pucks | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
| Clone Me, I'm Lonely | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Rink of Ice | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| I Act Very Cro Magnon, I Claim; Mate Avers: 'Neand | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I've Got to Launder Dry Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| 'Cause They Want to Wash Your Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
| Scummy Jack Graft | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | |
| Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| I Shod the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | |
| He Has Been Very Mangled; the Man's in a Major Hos | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| I'm Drinkin' a Rhône Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | |
| I'm Hessian and I'm Paid, I Am, | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Hearings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
| Whores in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | |
| I Did a Jello Shoot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Whiplash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
| Di Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
| I 'Shopped' for Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
| I Mocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
| I Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | |
| Gypsum, Sand, and Leaves | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Muffin Snags While Draggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Baby--Yum!--Back [Ribs] | Baby, Come Back | Player | |
| Basting in Oven, Game | Baby, I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | |
| They've Not on Google Pulled | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| She's Gonna Melt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fish Splash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | |
| Hunchy | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Spittle Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Vince van Gogh Spilled the Paint from a Jar | Video Killed the Radio Star | Buggles | |
| Sea Cow | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| Shoo, Dugong, You're Free! | You Belong to Me | Duprees | |
| StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndStenosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEatSal'sProposin' | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah, Speech-a | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| StuartLacksAFracturedStypticNeckBleedsAndAin'tClos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | |
| SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Psycho Coulter | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
| Jailhouse Trogs | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| There is a Director Who Remade 'The Fly' | There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | |
| Calling O'Brielly | Baba O'Riley | The Who | |
| You Have Such Thin Skin, Billy Boy | Oh, Where Have You Been, Billy Boy? | Traditional | |
| Ski School | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| Teats, Wobbling Cones | Sweet Molly Malone | Traditional | |
| Mohammed | Mr. Ed theme | Mr. Ed TV show | |
| I Started To Poke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Wiped His Shirted Tail | Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Do French Me In | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Brain-Dead Putz, Retarded Stooge | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
| Halfwit Dicks Shouldn't Have Guns | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
| Liens on Me | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | |
| Stuck with This Midlevel Crew | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | |
| Those Romantic Souls Get Me Wet | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
| Shotgun | Shotgun | Junior Walker and the All Stars | |
| I Put a Shell in You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Johnny's Playful | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Cheney Carrying a Gun | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | |
| My Fallow Fields Yield | I Fall to Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| Take a Wok and Cook Wild Rice | Take a Walk on the Wild Side | Lou Reed | |
| White Light-'White Heat' | White Light-White Heat | Velvet Underground | |
| Hit Him with a Chest Shot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Mr. Pope Man | Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | |
| Gunnin' Harry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pope's Dressed to Kill | Don't Mess with Bill | Marvelettes | |
| Sir! Nix Bird!!! | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
| Can't Find the Way Nome | Can't Find My Way Home | Blind Faith | |
| Dude, Watch Your Bike! | Do What You Like | Blind Faith | |
| Life of Crime Don't Pay | Had to Cry Today | Blind Faith | |
| Present from the Board | Presence of the Lord | Blind Faith | |
| Sea of Buoys | Sea of Joy | Blind Faith | |
| Smells Alright | Well Alright | Blind Faith | |
| Game's Bastin' (Won't Have to Wait Long) | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
| ¿Cuanta la Cuenta? | Guantanamera | Traditional | |
| Little Old Lady, Impassioned Keener | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
| Don't Cryo- Me, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita soundtrack | |
| La Vie En Doze | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Welcome, Dubai! | Hello Goodbye | Beatles | |
| Low Crime to Steal, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita Soundtrack | |
| They Put a Skell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stomach Flu | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Come as You 'Arrrr!' | Come as You Are | Nirvana | |
| I'm Gonna Welsh on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Seep of Love | Sea of Love | Honeydrippers | |
| Tranqs for My Nemeses | Thanks for the Memory | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tanks for the Mammaries | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Clones of You | Close to You | Carpenters | |
| I Split a Cell in Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Poof, the Manic Drag Queen | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Your Mama's Your Dad | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins and Messina | |
| Brokebackhomo | Oklahoma | Olahoma soundtrack | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Toss the Dice and I Lose | Walk a Mile in My Shoes | Joe South | |
| Kenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Vast Wasteland I. From Berle It's a Single Thread | The Waste Land I. The Burial of the Dead | T.S. Eliot | |
| Vast Wasteland II. The Game-Show Mess | The Waste Land II. A Game of Chess | T.S. Eliot | |
| Vast Wasteland III. The Ire Sermon | The Waste Land III. The Fire Sermon | T.S. Eliot | |
| Vast Wasteland IV. Death by Watching | The Waste Land IV. Death by Water | T.S. Eliot | |
| Vast Wasteland V. Watcher Dunderhead | The Waste Land V. What the Thunder Said | T.S. Eliot | |
| Grow-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | |
| Summing Good | Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
| One Toe Opened Your Hind | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer & Shipley | |
| StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| The Veep's Slow Pawn | The Beat Goes On | Sonny and Cher | |
| You Be, John, Tune-Free | You Belong to Me | Duprees | |
| Dry Putz McLellan Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Undone Bridge and Falling Crown | London Bridge Is Falling Down | Mother Goose Rhyme | |
| Cold McDonalds Food Ain't Warm | Old McDonald Had a Farm | Nursery Rhyme | |
| A Souse, So Jack Swilt | The House That Jack Built | Mother Goose Rhyme | |
| Yakkin' Iraq | Yakety Yak | Coasters | |
| Our Mouse | Our Mouse | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
| Forty Days on the Ark | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | |
| Fey-Cat Funk | Stray Cut Strut | Stray Cats | |
| How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| L-U-RK | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Mauled Fingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| '. . .A Spell on You.' | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| I've Got a Whelp That Poos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It's on Meat Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| It's on Sweet Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| With a Little Nip and Tuck | With a Little Bit o' Luck | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| The Things We Don for Love | The Things We Do for Love | 10 CC | |
| Droll Zingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| A Plan for Amiright? | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| Logorrhea | Mama Mia | Abba | |
| Burgeons the Sea | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| I Fought the Claw | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Shanghai Your Men | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Troubled Bridge Over Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| We Sever | Sea Fever | John Masefield | |
| Sumpin', Tide's Up | Sunny Side Up | Earl Burnett | |
| When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | |
| Sellin' Her Kidney | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| I Could Have Pantsed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| Hello Faddah und Muddah | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| My Weight | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Increase Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| This Butte Is Made for Walkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Tills Robbed by You | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| Jesters Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Western Play | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Lip and Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
| Plopped on the Easel | Pop Goes the Weasel | Nursery Rhyme | |
| Rummy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | |
| Esters May | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Help Me Curl | Help Me, Girl | Animals | |
| Dad's Mowin' Lawn | What's Goin On? | Marvin Gaye | |
| Mold My Bite | Hold Me Tight | Beatles | |
| Woody Buddy | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | |
| Croesus Not Set Alight | Jesus Is Just Alright | Doobie Brothers | |
| Gaff Bream | Half Breed | Cher | |
| Forty Days | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Ship's Log: The Pequod's Keeling | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | |
| Rock-Head Dolt | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Rip-Tiding Away | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | |
| Sea Squallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Four Cases Has High. . . . | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
| Cock Your Glock and Shoot | Cock-a-doodle-doo | Mother Goose rhyme | |
| Dribbled Show-Peep | Little Bo Peep | Mother Goose rhyme | |
| Jill's Black and Blue | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| MILF, I Want You | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| Pills Make You Snooze | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| Twill Is My Suit | Till There Was You | Beatles | |
| Orwell | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Let It Bleed | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Let It Be | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | |
| I've Got a Belle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Tony Snow | Let It Snow | Traditional | |
| You're Butane-Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| Massachusetts | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | |
| Enron-Con Cons | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | |
| Mr. Brown, You've Wrought a Momly Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Westminster Cat Show | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | |
| Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
| Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tomy Petty | |
| Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | |
| Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| I'm Miss-Behavin' | Ain't Misbehavin' | Fats Waller | |
| Amazon Belle Are You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mother Goose Medley I | Mother Good Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Mother Goose Medley II | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Mother Goose Medley III | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Mother Goose Medley IV | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Mother Goose Medley VI | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Mother Goose Medley V | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Gazelle | Michelle | Beatles | |
| I Love Gazelle and Gnu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gonna Sue | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| What A Zoo! | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Bo Peepian Ram Knows Sheep | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| La Brama | La Bamba | Los Lobos | |
| Montel | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Baby, I'm A-Taunt You | Baby, I'm A-Want You | Bread | |
| Some Phago-bit Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Beet-Rich, Bog-Cured, and Bean-Hill Dirt | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I'm Gonna Trellis You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gagging Farts | Maggie's Farm | Bob Dylan | |
| A Pungent Smell Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| An Unguent Gel Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Wichita Wine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Grape Man | Apeman | Kinks | |
| 50 Tbytes' Flicks Robbed (Stealin' Movies) | Fifty Ninth Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Tasty Vittles Thing Called Lunch | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | |
| The Right Propeller Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Feel Compelled to Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Gut Looms Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Will Embellish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Spittle Whirls | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | |
| I Am Repelled by Goos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Allez-Vous? | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| Tumblin' to Tumbrels Feed | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| You'll Rend Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | |
| I'm Doing Well, And You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Shared with Gnome, Comfy Home | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Tainted Host, Corpus Rose | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Irving Berlin | |
| Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Only Streeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
| I Put Through Felt the Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Putz Named Mel Got Stewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Only Jews | Only You | Platters | |
| Impala | Shambala | Three Dog Night | |
| Sham Bolla | Shambala | Three Dog Night | |
| To Win Appellate, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You'll Haul, Rover, Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
| Rocks Off | Rocks Off | Rolling Stones | |
| That Put-on Mel Loves Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Missed, Shot Four Ewe | If Not for Ewe | Bob Dylan | |
| If Not for Ewe | If Not for You | Bob Dylan | |
| I Popped an Elk and Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Drunken Mel Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| I Put Some Whelk in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Get Some Help for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| BP | I'm Free | The Who | |
| Hey, Lawrence Welk Was Cool | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Suds Up Selsun Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Pesky Zelig Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Carburet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| You Play a Cello Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Danton's Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | |
| I'll Put Some Hell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screaming Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Put in Hell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Schemed a Little Scheme Did We | Dream a Little Dream of Me | Mama Cass | |
| I Plug My Dell Into. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Laptop Dell Now Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put My Wealth Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Treat the Dice | Treat Me Nice | Elvis Presley | |
| I Pause from 12 to 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Purged the Shellfish Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Top with Relish Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Too Much Munchin': Bigness | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | |
| Ta Bouche Est Folle | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| He'd Put Borscht Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm On a Smelter Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Jabber Gothy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
| Jagged Moppy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
| Don | Dawn | Four Seasons | |
| From Just a Cell Each Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Casus Belli* Spewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Pert Glabellar View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| See Two | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She's Got Like-Melon Beauts | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Don't Roll Those Close to Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
| She'd Rather Beat Wimp Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
| It's Black, the Welt, and Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Spell's No More | Elenore | Turtles | |
| Blown Main | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Champagne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Chilblains | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Copay | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Sham Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Toe Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| My Put-on 'Spell's Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Cockaigne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Roe Gain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Stay Stewed | Hey Jude | Beatles | |
| Drunken Tipple Freak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | |
| Blue Elvis | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | |
| Don't Feed Gruel | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| Tongue the Tube | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| My Eats Gorged | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | |
| Lunch Meat's Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Naval 'Wives' | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Pump, Spout; Sperm Are Found (Stick This Whale and | Jump Down, Turn Around (Pick a Bale of Cotton) | Traditional | |
| Ooh, Spanish Fly | Blue Spanish Eyes | Al Martino | |
| Sunk Where Foundered the Spain Boats | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
| Phlebotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| He's Leeching Holmes | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
| Apostrophe | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Lobotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Phrenology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Doppelgaenger | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Katherine Harris | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'm So Mired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | |
| Mother, My Dear | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
| My Gutted Cars on Blocks Seep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
| Why Don't We Smoothly Pave This Road? | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call It Taboo | I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues | Elton John | |
| All This Throng with 'Watchtower' | All Along the Watchtower | Bob Dylan | |
| Jeez, Mr. Pope Man | Please, Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | |
| Sub Cro>Sapien Dome-Thick Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| Witch in Tapped-Line Scam | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Denny's Like Law ('Cause He Kept Mum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | |
| You've Got a 'Friend' | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
| Hank'rin' for Head, Mark Foley | Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dooley | Traditional | |
| Loves His Harem | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'll Never Try Another Ut* | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
| Le Foley | La Folie | Stranglers | |
| Pile/'Phile | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| Ghoul | Girl | Beatles | |
| It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | |
| Atom Smash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' PIckett | |
| The Night Time Is the Bite Time | The Night Time Is the Right Time | Ray Charles/CCR | |
| Denny's Gotta Get | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Men o' Paws Come Out When Sun's Down | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| Silver Shells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Bite Me Drier! | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| Metonymy | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Lingo's Latin, Less a Few | Little Latin Lupe Lu | MItch Ryder/Righteous Brothers | |
| Pun Away | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Brains | Chains | Beatles | |
| Fifty Way to Cleave Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| I'm a Beekeeper | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
| Eleventh's Ape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| A Modest Monk Named Mendel Modeled Theories Geneti | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| The Bends | The End | Door | |
| Pay | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| The Course Is/Ain't Same | A Horse with No Name | America | |
| Tony, Baloney | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | |
| Vet It, Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Ow! A Spurred Splinter of Toothpick Wood | Over The River And Trough The Woods | Traditional | |
| Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
| When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
| Vole Army | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| Guano: Mierda | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
| Vita* Is Bogus | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
| The Dickhead Dick Is Dead | The Wicked Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| I'm Crowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| Baubles, Girls | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
| River's Being Stained | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
| We're Off to See Physician | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Trystin' Drought | Twist and Shout | Beatles | |
| Gloria | Gloria | Shadows of Night | |
| K-Fed, Off Brit's Tit You Fed | Ain't That a Kick in the Head? | Dean Martin | |
| Soubriquet | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| 'If' I Killed | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| Bake the Pup Till It's Tender, Friends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
| Puttin' On Some Frizz | Puttin' On the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| See Makes Turkish Pout | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
| I Have a Mangy Monkey Who Hocks Up Then Makes For | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Defenestration | My Generation | The Who | |
| My Conflagration | My Generation | The Who | |
| Clothes Change | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Romaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Santa's Claws Are Running Up Gowns | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Pay | Stay | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
| Haughty Froggy Dismiss | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| Hooters Googly Tit Lust | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| Hoppy, Frothy Blitzed Fest | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| Giblet Smell: Rot! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Gin Is Swell, Tops! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Ginkgo, Well Crop! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Kinko's-Belle Cop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Knocked-Up Dyke | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| He's Whipping Up Scary 'Brisket' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Miss 'Trix Is a Scary Mistress | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| These Wiccans Ain't Sharin' Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| This Lot's Effluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| This Lot's Usurial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| This Rock's Alluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| Silver Welds | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Ate All Mice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Edsel Time | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
| I'll Be Boned for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| Rigid-Spouse Chub | MMC Theme Song | MIckey Mouse Club | |
| Stool Walker | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Soggy Doggy Doo | Foggy Foggy Dew | Traditional | |
| I Saw 'Mummy's Kiss' and Shat My Drawers | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | |
| Rude Dog Deposed Pet Banes Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Give Him Some Druggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
| 'Rhapsody's in My Brain | Rhapsody in the Rain | Lou Christie | |
| Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Bo Peep's Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| It's Beginning to Look Like Slot in Brit's Nest | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | |
| Too Much Junk at Christmas | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | |
| White Nit Mass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Pennsylvania Yokel | Pennsylvania Polka | Andrews Sisters | |
| Shocking Kits In Winter With My Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Drag Queen Divine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James and the Shondells | |
| Frilly Sarongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | |
| Argyles I Hose-Hoist Up High | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | |
| The Vistas Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Twelve Dates to Dip It | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Harpo's Hair All Tangled Wig | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| Mr. Saddam | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
| I Fashion Schlock | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Sabbatical | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Give Surge a Chance | Give Peace a Chance | John Lennon | |
| I Didn't Tell the Truth | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Henway, a Jape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| I Put Some Kelp in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Cry'ing | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
| Incendiary Gent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Pagan Quacks | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Baleen'd Bays, But Bittern'd | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Hake, Sea Snails, and Pilchard | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| I Am a Rack | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| I Haf Come Back | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Fired | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | |
| Dup It Again | Do It Again | Beach Boys | |
| Dup It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | |
| I'm Lupine Each New Night | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Tokens | |
| Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Lung Sound | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
| The Wan-Dermer | The Wanderer | Dion & the Belmonts | |
| Sun-Drowned | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| I'm Flecked with the Red Bumps, Imperiled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Rocket Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Very Gogh'd Ear | A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| 'Garden' Party | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | |
| Stained Shirt Once Was White | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| For Pumps of My Wife | For Once in My Life | Stevie Wonder | |
| Chapeau, Shoes, and Muumuu | Chattanooga Choo-Choo | Glen Miller | |
| Escher, Kinda Mazelike | Yessir, That's My Baby | Gus Kahn, Walter Donaldson | |
| Monet | Money | Beatles | |
| Manglin' Fife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Palette Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| All He'd Want to Do Is Scream | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | |
| Jackson | Jackson | Johnny & June Cash | |
| Orca Pods Brine-Dine | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
| Orchids On My Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
| For Whistler, White Don't Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
| Blue Moon | Blue Room | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Michelangelo Implored | MIchael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Hip Lichtenstein | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
| Andy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
| Waxed-Down Ladies | Camptown Races | Stephen Foster | |
| I'm Gonna Bellow Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Picasso | Fernando | ABBA | |
| Lookin' At My Braque, Georges | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| El Juan-Durar | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| The Conjurer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| The Conqueror | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| The Wan Duerer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| I've Wrecked a Belmonts Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gauguin Had to Gogh Go | Goin' to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
| Goya--Garbanzos, ¡No! | Going to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
| It Was a Yellow Huis | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Battin'-Brawn Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
| Almost Like Being N. Ludd | Almost Like Being in Love | Nat King Cole | |
| Gnomes Are So Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| Age of Egregiousness | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
| Harpies' New Nethers | Happy Together | Turtles | |
| Geraldo | Fernando | ABBA | |
| Burper Churl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | |
| Surger Girl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | |
| Sturgeon | Surfin' | Beach Boys | |
| Cheney's Sacrificial Lamb | Mary Had a Little Lamb | Nursery Rhyme | |
| 'Need More Cowbell,' says Bruce | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Moos Have Trumped Rover | Move It on Over | Hank Williams | |
| Back on the High Wire | Back in the High Ligh | Steve Winwood | |
| Valkyries | Valerie | Steve Winwood | |
| How Can I Be Pure? | How Can I Be Sure? | Rascals | |
| La Vie en Rove | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | |
| Dancing Lion | Dandelion | Rolling Stones | |
| What Food? Pussycat! | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
| Catnip Paradise | Gansta's Paradise | Coolio | |
| The Housecat's 'Felis'; Two. . . | I Put a Spel on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dominatrix | Dominque | Singing Nun | |
| Ogling Raquel's On View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Jug Wine Gets You Drunk | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | |
| Sublime Was Your Lunch | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | |
| Bake It, Tack | Take It Back | Cream | |
| Tail on Brayed Asinus | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
| Churl Wokker | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
| Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
| We Champ Champignons | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| A World Without Lunch | A World Without Love | Peter and Gordon | |
| Gimpy From Luggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
| Lipids Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
| This Patty Melt Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hell Is Others | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
| We've Been Worryin' 'bout Railroads | I've Been Workin' on the Railroad | Traditional | |
| Submissive Mice | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Spit on Me; Slobber Me Too | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Shmooze Copulator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
| Loathsome Town | Lonesome Town | Ricky Nelson | |
| Fibbin' and Fobbin' Off Foo | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella Soundtrack | |
| White Is Black | Black Is Black | Los Bravos | |
| He Put Out, 'Hello, ' Lou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Don't Have a Spelling Clue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Ipso Facto, Prima Facie, Vellum, No-Ad-Hoc, De Jur | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| Bringing in the Sheaves | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | |
| Reeling In the Years | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| I Am Quite Crapulent and Pinch a Snort | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| He Is the Scary Model of the Worst Attorney Genera | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Pinned All Wrestlers | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Goin' Mobile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
| I Have Beheld the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Preview of Hell: 'The View' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pimples, Zits | Simple Gifts | Shaker Hymn | |
| Polygamy. . .Oodles | Polly Wolly Doodle | Traditional | |
| They're Hot Ungulates, Bulls | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | |
| Got a Dingo as Playmate | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| Hooked One; I'm Reeling | Hooked on a Feeling | B.J. Thomas | |
| In a Garment de PETA | In-a-Gadda-da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Leave. Detox! | We Can Talk | The Band | |
| I Can't Expel This Poo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Love Paris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Ogled Puss's Pardon | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | |
| Ember-Kissed Piles | Twenty-Six Miles | Four Preps | |
| Boring Was 'Spider' | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
| Aid Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Aim Me | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Ain't Meat | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Someone's Gonna Gimp | Something's Gotta Give | Johnny Mercer | |
| I Had a Spell and Swooned | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Spielin' for Three Years | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | |
| Ketch Off Ketchikan | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | |
| Tlingit a Ride | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| Wild Fish | Wild Thing | Troggs | |
| A Smarmy Flunkey | The Smartest Monkeys | XTC | |
| When Johnny Was Almost Comatose | When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | |
| Monica | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| La Verge Dans Rose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Tape It, Dude, to Fix It | Take It to the Limit | Eagles | |
| To Kalispell You Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fulsome Pimpin' Crew | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| If I Fell | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| Four's 'If I Fell' Fortune. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fall Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| I Bought the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | |
| The Bitch Is Back | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
| Isthmus Canal | Instant Karma | John Lennon | |
| Harbinger | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | |
| Isthmus Karma | Instant Karma | John Lennon | |
| I'll Fortune-Tell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hours Do I Scrawl | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | |
| That Sub with Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Desiccation Row | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Every Codfish Must Get Boned | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | |
| Papage-no-no | Papa-oom-mow-mow | Beach Boys, Rivingtons | |
| MOMA | Lola | Kinks | |
| I Married This Guy?!! | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Bingeing on Bubbly Water | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings | The Rain, the Park, and Other Things | Cowsills | |
| Lunch Stinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Tipsy, Tanked, Three Sheets | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Dram | Dream | Everly Brothers | |
| Change | Chains | Beatles | |
| Sanguine Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Fangs-Sunk Crew | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| I'm Looking At You | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
| I'll Be Walking Soon | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
| Boris the Spiker | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
| Boris the Spiker (version 2) | Boris the Spider | The Who | |
| Dame Ripper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| Priests Who Rape Beaus | She's a Rainbow | Rolling Stones | |
| Roger Doesn't Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
| Toupeed Girl | Stupid Girl | Rolling Stones | |
| Wig It | Whip It | Devo | |
| Bromides | Rawhide | Frankie Lane | |
| Leper Skin: Ill Pox, That | Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat | Bob Dylan | |
| Stuck Inside a Mobile with a FEMA Crew as Friends | Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Agai | Bob Dylan | |
| Juggled Loves | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | |
| The Joker | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | |
| Hear Cut--Then Runs | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
| Broth and Soba | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | |
| Launched a Soaker | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | |
| Sulfurous Stink | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | |
| Hind Fire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | |
| I Think a Smell 'Spell''s Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Waste-Waft Wind | The Wayward Wind | Gogi Grant, Paty Cline | |
| Lohan | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| He Was a Shelley Goon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Spill on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She'd Rather Beam With Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
| Lohan | Lola | Kinks | |
| I'll Serve Moselle to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Limericks | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Crankin' More Out of Five Lines | Thank the Lord for the Night Time | Neil Diamond | |
| Jung at Heart | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Your Cant's Too Pat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
| Don't Shoot, Pushy Cat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
| Taw a Puddytat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | |
| Fido's Delving for Fleadom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
| El Perro | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Chancres Are | Chances Are | Johnny Mathis | |
| Burst the Teats, Unbound | Turn the Beat Around | Gloria Estefan | |
| Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Muffin Vittles Helper | Mother's Little Helper | Rolling Stones | |
| Wokkin' a Heavy Boar | Kockin' on Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
| How Many Doggies Did Sicko Vick Blow. . . ? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| Each Pooch That Fell, He Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Will Swallow Him | I Will Follow Him | Little Peggy March | |
| Aches Make Me Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Ain't Deigned to Speak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Ale Made from Wheat | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Ape's Dazed and Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Eight Dainty Treats | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Eight Dames Are Greek | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Eight Dames a Week | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Eight: Play for Keeps | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Love and Larry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Vaya, Con-Dweeb-Oaf | Vaya Con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
| Fellows Larry Woos | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | |
| The Ugly Elf Withdrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Abramoff, Mark F., and Tom | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
| Mama Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Cara Mia | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
| Margarita | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
| A Tree I'll Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Forest Tree Fell, a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Another Pit Bull Has Mauled, Part 2……………… | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | |
| Used War | Used Cars | 'Used Cars' Theme Song | |
| Unchained Melons Free | Unchained Melody | Righteous Brothers | |
| Brassiere | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bellow, Belle Bo' | Hello, Hello | Sopwith Camel | |
| It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Funds, Funds, Funds | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
| Who'll Grab the Reins? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Lacks the Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| My Hands Are Never Hobbled and I Gobble Grub Gobs | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Caught in Creel | Cotton Fields | Traditional/CCR | |
| I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| No, I'll Use Snell on You (Part 2) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pithy Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Che Guevara | La Bamba | Richie Valens | |
| Pox Man | Roxanne | Police | |
| Rocks Man | Roxanne | Police | |
| He's Such a Jealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He's Such a Zealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Last Two o' Mel Sure Blew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We Must Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| D-I-A-L-E-C-T | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
| Mary-Anne with the Fakey Hand | Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hands | The Who | |
| When She Is Moppin' Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Choked in the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| I'll Give Chanel to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Basket Waste | Basket Case | Green Day | |
| Miner, That's Me | Minority | Green Day | |
| Gentiles Don't Get Mined | Gentle on My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| Horde Me, Grill Me, Kick Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
| Mohel Me, Frill-Free, Brissed Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
| As Knife Goes 'Bye!' | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson | |
| Hay Fare or Silage? | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White T's | |
| I've Gotta Tell My Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Blow Now | Go No | Moody Blues | |
| Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
| Bats Have a Belfry View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, Whom Did Bela Chew? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They're Out to Relish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Kiss-Necks Throng | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Mike Waffles on Waterboard | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Corrida, Corrida | Corrina, Corrina | Big Joe Turner, Bob Dylan | |
| Who' Yahoo? | Who Are You? | The Who | |
| I Puked Some Spoils on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Chanterelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So You Think Jello's Food? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, Béchamel or Roux? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| This Portobello's Huge! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Entropy | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| I Pump Down Belgian Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Put on Brel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Je Me Rappele Mon But | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Please Stop, We're Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Call Her Belle de Jour | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rudy's Pal's a Guy Who's Indicted | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
| I Will Rappel That Butte | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Safe Once Held the Loot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We Got a Spill That's Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dental in Dese Pies | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
| Center Hole | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
| For Whom Tolls Bell? Thee. . .You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Put an Ell Onto. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Pooch Looks Swell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Pooch Looks Swelled on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There's a Barbell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Those A Cappella Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Bounty Lies Over the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Ms. Rogers Curs | Mr. Rogers Theme | Mr. Rogers | |
| Chunder on Boardwalk | Under the Boardwalk | Drifters | |
| Awesome Heaves | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | |
| He Watched the Belle Then Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Am Repelled by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Ripped the Felt with Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Gonna Elbow You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm on the El with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stillborn Ones | Still the One | Orleans | |
| Enema'd Rump | Eminence Front | The Who | |
| Snake It Up on Fudgement Day | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
| I Got a Swell Tofu. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Belt o' Booze. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Look Out! Old Yeller's Loose!! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Sunday I Knelt in Pew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What'd Scott McClellan Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm Henna-Hued with Paint, I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Nuns Are Mad and Naggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| I Put an 'L' on 'OO' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put an 'L' on 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Je Mets un 'L' sur 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She Jezebel'd the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You're Seen On Myspace | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| He's Got an Elf for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Gotta House Mop | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
| The 'Jingle Bells' Are Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Blew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
| Another Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hillary, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| John Edwards, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Kucinich, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Obama, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fred Thompson, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Huckabee, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| John McCain, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mitt Romney, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rudy G., Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Other Fellows. Who. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rue Morgue: There's Dead Folks Slain Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
| This Guy Were a Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Tim Hardin | |
| Got a Hoe for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I Keep Ho's for Blissness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I See Gnomes at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I See Horned at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| Aitches We Have Spurned in 'igh | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| I Put Ze Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She Pumps Up Swellin' Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Word to Spell Is 'Through' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There's Naught That Mel'd Not Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Perino | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Donner Fame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
| Monkey Swain | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
| I Put a Spiel on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Put a Sprawl on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Spate o' Spells Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Does the Teller Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Battin'-Long Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | |
| Elves Needs Santa | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | |
| Dancin' With My Elf | Dancin' With Myself | Billy Idol | |
| Bet It All | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| Sot Camelot Lot, Not Blot Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Santa's Shot and Slumped in a Mound | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| Grassley's Cause Is Causin' 'em Frowns | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| I'm Beginning to Cook; There's Lots of Crispness | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| Taco Bell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Saimin Bites | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| Gym-Fellow Jocks | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Grizzled Old Nick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | |
| Wobblin' While I'm Whizzin' Where It's Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Mitt's Flip-Floppy | Mickey's Monkey | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
| There's a Guy Named Huck | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Komm, Gib Mir Arbeit-Hand | Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand | Beatles | |
| Merde: Ze Mot | Mairzy Doats | Merry Macs | |
| Don't Eat at the Subway | Don't Sleep in the Subway | Petula Clark | |
| Enchilada de Vísc'ras | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue | Baby, I'm a-Want You | Bread | |
| Superpalliativeseclipsethisvexedmeallisroses | Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| Boogers, Boogers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| It's Snot for Me to Spray | It's Not for Me to Say | Johnny Mathis | |
| Darling Eats Pome--Doom! | Darling, Be Home Soon | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Tine Man | Tin Man | America | |
| Cowabunga! | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Cattle Him of the She Cud Lick | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
| Bossie's My Moo Foe | Besame Mucho | Various | |
| I Hear Some Moos for Lunch | I'm in the Mood for Love | Various | |
| Con Man Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle soundtrack | |
| Boehner Is 'Boner' | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| There's a Swine Named Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Rage for a Page | Rage in the Cage | J. Geils Band | |
| Comfortable with My Cloned Sir | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | |
| This Mammon Moment | This Magic Moment | Jay and the Americans | |
| They're Not Jokesome at Night | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
| Soused on Sidecars | Sounds of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Pee-Ample Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Shakin' Pee Free | Take It Easy | Eagles | |
| Dangling in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| You've Got Your Truffaut | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
| You've Got Your Truffles | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
| Hors: Lots of Food | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | |
| Sole Stitchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
| The Mend | The End | The Doors | |
| Automata Song ('Whip It' Stars) | Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | The Doors | |
| Crack Whore, Ma'am | Back Door Man | The Doors | |
| Brains Brought to Dr. Frankenstein | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | |
| Men Dressed in White | End of the Night | The Doors | |
| I Looked At Ewe | I Looked At You | The Doors | |
| I Looked at Ewe | I Looked at You | The Doors | |
| Lime My Mire | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| Sole Fishin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | |
| Taste a Glass of Rum | Take It As It Comes | The Doors | |
| The Grip Will Slip | The Crystal Ship | The Doors | |
| The Blend | The End | The Doors | |
| Scent of Clean Dentures Beats Lox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
| Horse Platitudes | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | |
| I Can't Seem to Pace One More Rhyme | I Can't See Your Face in My Mind | The Doors | |
| Lunch Meat Two Times | Love Me Two Times | The Doors | |
| Moon's Bright, Live | Moonlight Drive | The Doors | |
| Dry Ice Will Freeze You | My Eyes Have Seen You | The Doors | |
| Peephole's in Range | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
| Range Ways | Strange Days | The Doors | |
| Bun-Lapping Churl | Unhappy Girl | The Doors | |
| Dead, He's Moot, Sick Rover! | When the Music's Over | The Doors | |
| Dude, Dogs on the Grill | You're Lost, Little Girl | The Doors | |
| Cue It | Cupid | Same Cooke | |
| Putrid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | |
| Pedagogy Fun Play | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
| Awl Away | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Beeping for Some Cell-Phone Twit | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | Beatles | |
| Turban Has Got Fleas | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
| Turbinado, Please | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
| Ohms Man | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| Sunken Man | Southern Man | Neil Young | |
| Heated Nome, Alaska | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| 'Der Spiegel' and Germanic Fun | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
| Punderful Churl | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke | |
| Prepped, Primed, Prone, Proud in Parodies to Ponde | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Anaphora | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Torquemada | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Monks' Theme | Monkees Theme | Monkees | |
| Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
| Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | |
| Oooh, Tork, Cute Tork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Already Gaunt | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| . . .Motel, Gals He'll Score Ya | Hotel California | Eagles | |
| Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing | Peaceful, Easy Feeling | Eagles | |
| Dana | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Tony | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Super Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
| Love to Chew Luncheon Meat | Loving You Loving Me | Chris Cagle | |
| Lunch-Meat Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Last Train to Charmsville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | |
| Nix-This-Slouch-Putz Theme Song | MMC Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
| This Drone Is Creepy | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | |
| Gone Be the Zombie | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Mitt's Through | Miss You | Rolling Stones | |
| Hockey-Talk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | |
| Pithy Ocarina | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | |
| Maple Leans | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
| Shuckin' Mag. Opus | Sugar Magnolia | Grateful Dead | |
| Shucker Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
| Shuckin' Time 2 | Sugartime | McGuire Sisters | |
| Shuckin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
| Bouillabaisse | Baby Love | Supremes | |
| In Cioppino | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Chowdah Full o' Sand | Cowgirl in the Sand | Neil Young | |
| Rocky Ragout | Rocky Raccoon | Beatles | |
| Paella | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| 'Soft' Parquet | Soft Parade | The Doors | |
| Muss Me | Touch Me | The Doors | |
| Touché | Touch Me | The Doors | |
| Dutch-Grown Polder | Unknown Soldier | The Doors | |
| Put a Little Oomph! in Your Farts | Put a Little Love in Your Heart | Jackie DeShannon | |
| In a Gal-a da Vinyl | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover | Plastic Fantastic Lover | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Stupidchantisfatuousshtiksenselessanditgrossis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | |
| It's Lathed | It's Late | Ricky Nelson | |
| What the World Needs Now Is Lunch. . . | What the World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | |
| Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
| Mother Said | Mama Said | Shirelles | |
| He's Still Lock-and-Load Cheney | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | |
| Lapped, Lapped | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | |
| Vicki and Johnny Slumbered | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Vicki and Johnny | Frankie and Johnny | Traditional | |
| Cindy, Spouse, Glum; Squeezed John | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | MIck | |
| Knee Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| T. Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| Dude Turns to Gray | Blue Turns to Gray | Rolling Stones | |
| Nix-Once-Stout-Putz Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
| I Love Chow That's Lunch Meat | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
| Strong Belcher Wields Her Skecher | Strawberry Fields Forever | Beatles | |
| Change of Jewels | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
| Him-She Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun | Girls Just Want to Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | |
| Kim-Chee Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Mad Abstraction | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Fry Up an Eagle | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | |
| You Are My Yum! Swine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | |
| When My Dry Spell Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Spitzer's Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Guy Plaintively Sings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Ball Then Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hell to Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Gibbons Aren't Monkeys | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
| Spitzer Bought Lovin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | |
| Stand By My Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Bye-Bye, Gov'nor | Bye-bye, Blackbird. | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Well-Made Woman | L.A. Woman | The Doors | |
| Fleece Frog | Peace Frog | The Doors | |
| Ripening, the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Toad-Mouse Blue | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | |
| Hill of Fools | Ship of Fools | The Doors | |
| Gates Is Satan's Son | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | |
| Sating on the One | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | |
| You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
| House of Ronald Reagan | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
| Exits, He | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Insane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
| From LaRochelle, the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| ¡Ay! Las Chihuahuas | La Cucaracha | Traditional | |
| Marquis de. . . | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Vie for Condi's O's | Vaya con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | |
| Lagniappe | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Love Poachin', but There's Fines | Love Potion Number Nine | Searchers | |
| Sharp Cheese | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
| Carrion: Fav'rite Lunch | Carry On, Wayward Son | Kansas | |
| Crust on My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Tray of Lunch Meat | Say You Love Me | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Gal Gave Shiner 'cause I'm Boorish | Carolina in the Morning | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Sometimes It's Jellied Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Breathily Trilled Willie; Teethed Schlong | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | |
| Dressed as 'She,' Kills. Will 'He' Keep On? | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | |
| Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
| Just a Dutiful Norman | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Young Rascals | |
| Norman | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
| He's Mad As She Can Be | The Addams Family theme | Addams Family | |
| 'Psycho' Killer | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
| Knifing is the Norm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| The Gyne Thing | The Finer Things | Steve Winwood | |
| He Wasn't Well, That Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gals'll Score Ya, Screaming | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | |
| I'm Into Something Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Lecher | The Letter | Box Tops | |
| Sitzmark-Molded Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
| Take This Lecher, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R B Greaves | |
| Burred Log | Bird Dog | Everly Brothers | |
| Who's That Othello Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Brother Hate's Babbling Damnation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | |
| Son, You Been 'Preacher'-Scammed | Son of a Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | |
| Oy! What a Churl! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | |
| La Marsala (English Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
| La Marsala (French Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
| Moonshine Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | |
| The Pile's High; They Want Mo'! | The Bible Tells Me So | Traditional | |
| 'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag | Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag | Country Joe & the Fish | |
| Marty/Marnie/Margie/Marie/Michters the Name. . . | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
| Sittin' in the Dock on My Tail | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| The Nightly Snore | The Night Before | Beatles | |
| Yes Men Say | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Yestergay | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Ghoul in the Vein | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
| I'll Try to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dickey Louse Club: Teeth Long | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | |
| Hump Day, Smudge Day | Monday, Monday | Mama and the Papas | |
| Into Passports | Mr. Postman | Beatles | |
| That's Tripe | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Babblin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | |
| Cavillin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | |
| The Grate Appender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| Nitwit Kook Douche | Little Deuce Coup | Beach Boys | |
| Lunch Meat, Ooh! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Mr. E. | Misery | Beatles | |
| Rhine-Stoned Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Jive RE: Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
| My Left Lapel's Askew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Quip, Pun While Time Away | A Quick One While He's Away | The Who | |
| Fisticuffs | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | |
| Cant Alarms Ya | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
| I'll Overdo it with 'The Road' | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
| You Won't Beat Me | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
| Coat Stain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Amiright For Me | It's Alright With Me | Cole Porter | |
| Pants On! Nada | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | |
| Catch Again That Man? | Catch Us if You Can | The Dave Clark Five | |
| Sh*t-Full HMO | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
| Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Oprah Eat, Oprah Large | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
| Word: Turd | The Word | Beatles | |
| Son's Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| I Only Have IOU | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
| Common Comma | Sugar Sugar | Archies | |
| Sib'lant Morphemes | Sister Morphine | Rolling Stones | |
| A Melting-Pot Idiom | American Idiot | Green Day | |
| Solecisms | Swanee River (Old Folks at Home) | Stephen Foster | |
| Hit the Toad, Mack | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
| If It Bleeds | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | |
| My Generation | My Generation | The Who | |
| My Pre-/Suf- Fixation | My Generation | The Who | |
| How Long's He Held These Views? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Won't Othello View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Please Do Not Geld the Pooch! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So I Can Wealth-Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We're Saved, the Pelham Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| When Out Pumps Healthy Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You've Got a Feldspar Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Johnny Phraze | Sweeney Todd (Prologue) | Stephen Sondheim | |
| Snoozing's My Affliction | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | |
| Man with a Poon | Man on the Moon | R.E.M. | |
| Rising Is My Horn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | |
| Corn Booze--Great! | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Horns from Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Horns on Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Morn, Too Late | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Mourn Doomed Date | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Shorn, My Pate 2 | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Shorn, My Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| 'Bourne' Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Borne Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Corn Breeze | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Corn's Squeezed | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Horned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Shorn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Torn Knee | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Warn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Corn Feed | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Stand By Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Mare Shtuppin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| Lorne Greene | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Gone Astray, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
| Movie Kind of Love | Groovy Kind of Love | Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders | |
| Gush | Hush | Deep Purple | |
| Mustache Sally | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | |
| Terns, Terns Again | Turn, Turn Again | Joan Baez | |
| Sween' Todd | Dear God | XTC | |
| Soak Up the Buns | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | |
| Rome on the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| For What That Skel Did Do. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Love Gefilte Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mo' Eau de Vie! | Oh, Lonesome Me | Don Gibson | |
| Nixed by Dim Wright Glower | In the Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | |
| Come and Play, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
| Little Girl | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | |
| Wives By Numbers | Wives and Lovers | Jack Jones | |
| Young Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
| Pay-Back-Wacks Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Kick Into Hyde | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | |
| 'Bohem Rhapso' | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Bodhisattva: Rapt So, Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Bromidian Rap Fo' Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| What'd Cardinal Spellman Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hello, 'bama: Hell No, Mama! | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| California's Burnin' | California Dreaming | The Mamas & The Papas | |
| Drink Sweet Red Tokay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
| Bust Rims My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Gusts of Ill Wind | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Lust Is a Sin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Must Precedes Vin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Dimpled Man | Simple Man | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| I Want to Host Your Hand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| Vittles Vile | Little Child | Beatles | |
| Are You Lopin' at Night? | Are You Lonsome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | |
| He Screamed out, 'Stella!' Rude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Sky's Got a Yeller Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Smoke and Low Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| Dread Pollution | Revolution | Beatles | |
| Hans Reiser | Cab Driver | Mills Brothers | |
| Mean Baker of Buns | Teenager in Love | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| The Gorger | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | |
| Mule-Dinner Spews | Mule Skinner Blues | Jimmie Rodgers | |
| A Tilde | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
| Attila | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
| Putin on a Blitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Putz and Shmuck Kibitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Looked Into His Soul | Little Bit of Soul | Music Explosion | |
| Blighted by the Mites/Binds Me Up too Tight/Guided by the Light/Bligh | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann | |
| Boat's Vile Scow | Both Sides Now | Judy Collins | |
| Eau de Bilge Below | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
| Bigfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| Big Feet Has a Sasquatch | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| You Were in My Mine | You Were on My Mind | We Five | |
| Knowing Where You Live | Blowing in the Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| Armenia | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
| Mama Mia | Armenia | The Who | |
| Culinary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Saltimbanquey Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Teddy's Snared | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| The Bristol Pump | The Bristol Stomp | Dovells | |
| Palin | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
| Diana | Diana | Paul Anka | |
| To Chew Lunch Meat | Do You Love Me? | The Dave Clark Five | |
| 'L'ivore | Elenore | Turtles | |
| Abstinence-Only | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Que Sera, Sarah? | Que Sera, Sera | Doris Day | |
| Numbskull Vetters | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Seventeenth Century Pox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
| Getting to Know Her | Getting to Know You | King and I soundtrack | |
| Kong's Sunk, Doomed | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| Slumber Through Bore Talk | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | |
| She's Gotta Gel That 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Chunks Spew Retcher | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Drunk-as-Skunk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | |
| Barman | Starman | David Bowie | |
| Lipstick on the Porker | Lipstick on Your Collar | Connie Francis | |
| Bridge Croaker: Congress, Not Ya | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| He Got a Belle Who Shoots | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Gal Can Fell a Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Lame It Was to Cross da Nostra | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Mine's a Seamy Place | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| He's Mister/Woman | Please, Mister Postman | Marvelettes | |
| The Tryst | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| Aft in Midflight | After Midnight | Eric Clapton | |
| Hick and a Bride | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
| I'd Put In Seltzer, Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My God, Who Dealt One?! Whew!!' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Chanterelle Mushroom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| La Vie en Pose II | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | |
| Vittles Barfin' | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | |
| Rouge 666 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | |
| Dense Knish Is Often Hard | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
| It's Sow or Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| It's Vowed: Ore, Never! | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| My Cow's a Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| This Sow Is Clever | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Love for Sarah | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| LittleCupCakes | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | |
| No Can Speak: Omerta | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | |
| I'll Take an L from You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Cheap Rhône Wine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | |
| Moose-Bang Sarah | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | |
| Unbunned | Undun | Guess Who | |
| Dimwit, My Dimwit | Minute by Minute | Doobie Brothers | |
| Moe Dents I'm Feeling/Moe's Vent I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
| Mordant I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
| Morphed That He's Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
| Morpheus Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
| Rugged Mountain Queen | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
| Rump Is Bound in Jeans | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
| Runnin' Down the Dean | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | |
| How's That Thing Held Up? Mousse | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hey, Paulson | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | |
| Here's Some Bonbel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Houston Can't Shelter You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Don't Say 'Pellow,' Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Play Some Ravel, Won't You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Say to May Bell, 'Adieu' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Someday in Hell They'll Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Cannot Bell What Mews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Witch Clocker | Witch Doctor | David Seville | |
| In My Runes | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| Up, I Got the Bends | Up Around the Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Mooser-gal-that's-addled-pit-'sticked-prexy-John-thromboses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Supine-gal-is-fallen-"linguist"-lexic'lly-in-throes-is | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Deep Cover | Dream Lover | Bobby Darin | |
| Slay Moose | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
| I'll Get a Pound | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
| Jest-Fare Writer | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller Band | |
| Junk-Food Love | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | |
| Take My Wife, the Ribber. . . . | Take Me to the River | Talking Heads | |
| I'm Boinking Mandy Brown | The Boys Are Back in Town | Thin Lizzy | |
| Vermin in the House | Burnin' Down the House | Talking Heads | |
| Losers | Loser | Beck | |
| It Isn't Swell, This News | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Let's Get That Tell Exhumed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Look What Befell the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Houses of Falling Chumps | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | |
| A Banker Fell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'll Join the Sell-Off Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She's a Dutiful Moron | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Rascals | |
| Await Nepenthe | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| Gams Turn on Zeus | Can't Turn You Loose | Otis Redding | |
| Do You Believe in Mani? | Do You Believe in Mani? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Guernica | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| It's the Gesso | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Tom's House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
| Rubens, Paint Me | Ruby Baby | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Painter of the 'Night' | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Damn Autocracy | The Addams Family | Addams Family theme song | |
| The In-Oslo-Spilled 'Scream' | The Impossible Dream | Man of LaManca soundtrack | |
| Venus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| Mercury Shoes | Mercury Blues | Steve Miller Band | |
| It's Zoroaster | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
| Thor's the Dean of Thunder | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary McGregor | |
| Dangly Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| The Corp'rate Welfare Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We'll Meet At Sproul At 2:00 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Rubens, Rubens | Reuben, Reuben | Traditional | |
| Whistler's Whites-Few Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
| Gimme a Lipsticked Pit Bull | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
| Sarah | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Dogsh!t Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | |
| The Rapture | The Rapper | Jaggerz | |
| When Johnny Marched Up to Nome | When Johhny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | |
| I'll De-member You | I Remember You | Nat King Cole | |
| Sarah's Cuter | Barracuda | Heart | |
| Bailing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
| Hey, Joe | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Strange Bird Where the Night. . . . | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Ghoul You Can't Kill | A View to a Kill | Duran Duran | |
| Greenbacks | Green Fields | Brothers Four | |
| Greenback Dollar | Greenback Dollar | Kingston Trio | |
| North to Arapture | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
| Senate Crammed with Dreck | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Puttin' on the Glitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
| F()ck Both Parties | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | |
| Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Joe 'Cain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
| When's Strong the Smell o' Doo? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Make the Snakes Depart! | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Snake Pols Are Liars | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| He's Neck-Deep Up Reverend Falwell | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| And Kiss My Swell Muumuu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He's Huntin' Elk and Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I'm in the Swelter Room | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, Caramels Eschew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There Is the Smell o' Doom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Would Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They've Got a Shell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Can a Fella Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What'd Morgan Spurling Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dooby, Dooby, Dooby | To Be Or Not To Be Soliloquy | William Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
| A Wurst Cut of the Meat's Best | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
| La Merde Salit | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | |
| Threads Marred: Waste Shed | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | |
| Here's That Rain Delay | Here's That Rainy Day | Frank Sinatra | |
| I've Got a Tick in my Shoe | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Henry the Snake | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| Spiritus of Rye | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| Oak Aroma | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
| Paid-Off Hack Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| I've F**ked Up the Face | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| Carol Miner--In I'm Boring | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
| We Scarf Famishedly | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
| Bagel to Chew | Angel in Blue | J. Geils Band | |
| I Ambled to Herr Mengele. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Stream's Lazy | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | |
| Quite Dry's My Bed | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
| 'Perro,' Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
| It's Bow-Wow Fetcher | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Iams Fed to My Mongrel. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| The Kittens Song | The Christmas Song | Miscellaneous | |
| I'm Bound | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| I'm Drowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| I'm Gowned | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| Blagojevich (Quelle Blague!*) | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
| I'm Loki--Screw You! | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | |
| Ton o' Hay | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Bagman | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Love Minks | Love StinksLove Minks He loves fur, Him shoved wi | J. Geils Band | |
| Love Kinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Lug Sinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Lunch Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Lush Drinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Lush Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| Lush Pinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | |
| In the Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| Sacramento | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
| A Blight Upon Christmas | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Man of Hoggish Wallow | Man of Constant Sorrow | The Soggy Bottom Boys | |
| Big Cock's Randy, Mountin' | Big Rock Candy Mountain | Harry McClintock | |
| Taurus Galore Song | Toreador Song | Georges Bizet | |
| These Boobs Are Made for Gawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Gat-Whacked Femur | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | |
| B-L-A-G-O | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | |
| Wasilla | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
| Priggy | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Twenty-Four Baked in That Pie | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | |
| Fishing from the Pier | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | |
| SEC | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| The End | The End | Doors | |
| Fool Ends D'Uh! Reign | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
| Eight Years of Hell Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Sic, Rover! | It's Over | Roy Orbison | |
| Faux Expectations | No Expectations | Rolling Stones | |
| Stroll on the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| Pop Had Daddy, Andy | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Slot's Got Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Traditional | |
| Lax Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Roids | Boys | Beatles | |
| Shrive My Tart | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Thrive on TARP | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
| Roland the Dread Pest Pond-Scum Bummer | Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner | Warren Zevon | |
| Timothy [Geithner] | Timothy | Buoys | |
| Rod's Side[kick] | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| Porn-Groom Feller | Fortune Teller | Rolling Stones | |
| Chastity Belt for You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gelled Swell, Well Held-up 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He Is a Fellow Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Cable Bites | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| The Lard Bane’s A-Gonna Squall | A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | |
| Gasbag | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Normans | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
| Boulevard of Smokin' Fiends | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
| Snipped, the Gent; Lug's Deemed Girl--Man’s Cleaved, No Sprit | It's the End of the World as We Know It | REM | |
| AIG | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| AIG | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| A Rubber’s Not Right for Us | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| AIG | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | |
| Dough-Rape Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews | |
| Fly Me to the Sun | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bates | Wait | Beatles | |
| Hell's Bells Knell Well for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Smelt a Smelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Linked to This Well’s the Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Selling Is Swell to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Wife Will Yell At You | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He Who Smelt Dealt--It’s True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Someone Don't Tell What's True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Rockefellers Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| This Caravel Is Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We’ll Have Some Swell Guffs, Droog | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Michelle | Michelle | Beatles | |
| I Love Michelle Times Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Won't Keep This Pace | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| I’m Bumped and Fell to 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Cheese Fries | Free Ride | Edgar Winter | |
| With Pirates Rife, the Sea | A Pirate's Life for Me | Disney Songs | |
| Teabag Crew | Tea for Two | No, No, Nanette musical | |
| That’s A Moiré | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| That’s-a Mores | That's Amore | Dea | |
| Face-Hair Denier | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White T's | |
| So Wrong, Fran-Loin-Bite | So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Regurgitator | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| Piggies | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Never's Gonna Give Ewes Up | Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley | |
| Torture | Torture | Kris Jensen | |
| The Time Has Come to Mothball One-Time Prime Motor Firm, General | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| There’s Leavening in the Beer | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Brave Combo | |
| Park Over There. Damn, It’ full! | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Medication Throes | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| California Girl | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
| My Wack ‘Sages’ | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | |
| Fishin’ With Yo’ Mama | Visions of Johanna | Bob Dylan | |
| Absinthe, Lucent Treat for Me | Absolutely Sweet Marie | Bob Dylan | |
| Plagiarize Time | Pledging My Time | Bob Dylan | |
| I Taunt You | I Want You | Bob Dylan | |
| California Peabrains | California Dreaming | The Mamas & The Papas | |
| Nay-Nay Stays Women, Nothing Fetching; Avert Eyes | Rainy Day Women Numbers 12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | |
| Arnie | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Fat Guy’s Lazy and a Slow Man | Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands | Bob Dylan | |
| Guy’ll Pick a Girl | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | |
| Guy-Controlling Crone | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | |
| Awful Mother, the Controlling Crone | On the Cover of the Roling Stone | Dr. Hook | |
| Iamb Octet My Model--Nyet!--When I Amb Mocking 'General' | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Dirty Old Man | Dirty Old Man | The Fugs | |
| Sow Prong | How Long? | Ace | |
| Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Gurney for the Center Who’s Clotheslined | Journey to the Center of the Mind | Amboy Dukes | |
| Snip Me—Ma’am Shall Leave | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Dope Cried Down in Argentina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita soundtrack | |
| Pampas Trip for Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Back in the US of A | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
| In the Pee-Falls Hours of the Morning | In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning | Frank Sinatra | |
| Scrawl Site Song | All Night Long | Lionel Richie | |
| To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson | |
| She’s Leaving Nome | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
| To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson | |
| Bye-Bye, Gov. | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| Cara Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| I’m Your Puppet | I'm Your Puppet | Marvin Gaye | |
| An Aquarelle I Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Want to Smell Your Shoe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| In This Motel You’re Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Patty Melt I Chew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| To Stay Svelte, Belles May Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Follows L? Well, U | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Orion’s Belt Is Skewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Some Muscatel You’ll Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Want Korbel® or Brew? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| When Johnny Comes, Starch in Bone Again | When Johhny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | |
| My Putter’s Held by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She Nuts, Michelle—Loose Screw | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Does a Pell Grant Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Where Do You Dwell, a Zoo?! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got the Smell o’ Zoo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Logomachy | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
| Seventh Line Tells to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There is a Stellar Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Whelk Shells Are Hell to Chew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Look What Befell Poor You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Swell Gel's Held Well Your 'Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Maximilien’s Band | McNamara's Band | Traditional | |
| Monsignor and Gang | McNamara's Band | Traditional | |
| Hay El y Él y Tu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Play Quite Well—and You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Ich Bin Ein Speilman, Du? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Il Met Du Sel, Le Sous- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, What the Hell's He Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There’s Él; There’s El. . .Tú/Tu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Try to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Once Was the Delta Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Dardanelles Ain’t Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Delta Smelt Is Doomed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Ate a Ham, Fartin', then Pong | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
| L-U-N-CH | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| I Will Chew Lunch Meat Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | |
| I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover | I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover | Mort Dixon | |
| I’m Cooking Plover No More—Now Rover | I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover | Mort Dixon | |
| Mean Angel | Teen Angel | Mark Dinning | |
| I Am a Frog | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Snarling Companion | Darling Companion | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| I Am a Dog | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Mad Artist’s Mark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
| See This? Fill with P!ss fer Me! | She Is Still a Mystery | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| I Am Barack | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Sal and Buñuel Were Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| B. Boxer (2) | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| There Was a Yellin’ Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dubious Con Known as ‘The Secret’ | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | |
| Ontology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Forge No Pun | For No One | Beatles | |
| Forgin' a Pun | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| In the Garbage, a Feast o’. . . . | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Drop a Doo | Waterloo | Stonewall Jackson | |
| Can We Fill Depends? | Can We Stil Be Friends? | Todd Rundgren | |
| Owner of a Ghostly Fart | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
| Smoke Up a Ton | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | |
| The Wurst Cut, Fissure, Deepness | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
| Gorgons | Georgia | Ray Charles | |
| Dope Boggles Me | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Tautology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | |
| Hasty Baking Venture | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| A Man Can Have a Suit Too Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
| Cuando Camino | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
| Doggone Unmerry | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | |
| This Fellow Roped in Sex Truss | The Yellow Rose of Texas | Traditional | |
| Crazies | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
| An End in French World | The End of the World | Skeeter Davis | |
| The Bitch Is Wack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
| He Got Rubble | Ya Got Trouble | Music Man soundtrack | |
| Escape (The Piña Colonic Pong) | Escape (The Piña Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | |
| A Dong on Scary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
| Scary Ann | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
| He’s a Pest! | Be Our Guest | Disney's Beauty and the Beast | |
| A La Mode Phrygian | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Indoctrination | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Avatarage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Love and Mare-age | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Libya: The Mad Loon’s Crazy | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Demitasse Joe | Desperado | Eagles | |
| Mad-Loon Risin’ | Bad Moon Risin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Carolina Gives Us Swine | Carolina in My Mind | James Taylor | |
| You’re So Drained | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| You’re So Plain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| Tacks Man (2) | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Tacks Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Tax[idermy] Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Tracks Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Tracks Ma’am | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Vacian Las Vacas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
| Wax Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Pealing In the Ears | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | |
| I Only Want My Beam In You | I Only Want to Be with You | Dusty Springfield | |
| I Only Want to Beam Up You | I Only Want to Be with You | Dusty Springfield | |
| Dancing with the Stars | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hank’s Kid. . .Swindling Art | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Rancid Tub of Lard | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tango Dancer Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Quasimodo | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Glenn Beck | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Glenn, He Is Upset | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Glenn | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
| Loose Nut Is Glenn | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
| I Am Botoxed | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Ghost Writer’s Paid to Lie | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
| Walk Like a Can- | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
| Donor | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| Gums Flare—Ogre Then Drains O | Somwhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| The Eve Is Hallow, Spooks | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Feedings | Feellings | Morris Albert | |
| Love That Carrion | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Luscious Mayo | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Monster Mag | Monster Mash | Bobby Boris Pickett | |
| Should I Taste Her Bloody Throat? | Should I Stay Or Should I Go? | The Clash | |
| Drac's Kiss | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
| Caligari | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Casanova | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Siphon Swiller | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
| I’m Henry the J., I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| I’m Into Sucking Blood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
| Mr. Browning’s Saga: Sanguine Slaughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| There’s a Bright Red Gush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| You’ve Become Hyde, Who Loves to Play | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
| I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Am a Lon | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| He Doesn’t Relish “. . .You” | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Bad Moon Risin’ | Bad Moon Risin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| I Love a Zombie | Eye of the Zombie | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Brazen Pup Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | |
| I've Killed Hades Hounds, and I'm Cooking Four | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | |
| Get Drac | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Hey, Joe | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
| Ageless, Nefarious | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
| Hairy Man | Carrie Ann | Hollies | |
| Loco Potion | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
| Shear Plumage | Dear Prudence | Beatles | |
| Takin' Care of Brisness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | |
| I Love Chow That's Turkey | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
| Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Leavening in Your Pie?! | Heaven Is in Your Mind | Traffic | |
| Palin-Wack Blighter | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| My Fate's Viscous Fling | My Favorite Things | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Rancid Wind | Catch the Wind | Donovan | |
| Oh What a Rib Roast—Damn, Food Is Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| Oh What a Ribber—This Tune Is Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| Oh What a River of Booze—So Good! | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| Pie of the Tiger | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | |
| I’m Beginning to Plotz a Lot for Christmas | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Isle Bee Hom'phone Kibitz | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| He Was Most One-of-a-Kind, As In ‘Ear’ | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| She Whips, Sue, My Merry Mistress | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Pilchard Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Stilton Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| The Most Wonderful Rhymes Are Right Here | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| Riled Missus | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Fictitious Mayan | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Maple Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Iambs Are Vile | I Am A Child | Neil Young | |
| I’m a Czar | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Groundhog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| Oscar Meyer ‘Jungle’ | Oscar Mayer Jingle | Advertisement | |
| Rhin Brown | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| Baudelairian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Can Buy the Gov. | Can't Buy Me Love | Beatles | |
| Sen'torfold | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
| Fleas Came | Freeze Frame | J. Geils Band | |
| Inane, Inane Again | Insane, Insane Again | J. Geils Band | |
| Dam, Dam, Dam | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
| Let’s Dam! | Let's Dance | Chris Montez | |
| Make a Grand Dam for Me | Save the Last Dance for Me | The Drifters | |
| Mighty Dammers | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
| Mighty Dammers | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
| You Should Be Dammin’ | You Should be Dancin' | Bee Gees | |
| Damming in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Could Have Dammed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | 'My Fair Lady' soundtrack | |
| Stools on the Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| It's iPad | Still I'm Sad | The Yardbirds | |
| Huge Dough Mess from Downtown Tim | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | |
| Beer Is Leavened | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Steers Don’t Have One | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Peerage Peasant | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Peerless Pheasant | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Rears Up Seven | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Queer Is Frenchin’ | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| Jimmy Wack | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Stand By Your Hand | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Dam, Dam | Dance Dance | Fall Out Boy | |
| Must Dam | Just Dance | Lady GaGa | |
| Out, Dammed Spot! | Macbeth, Act V, Scene 1 | William Shakespeare | |
| Maple Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Rank Stuff’s Sooty | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
| Spurning Japanese | Turning Japanese | Vapors | |
| I’m Overwhelmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Underwhelmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Nastiest, Anthem | Star Spangled Banner | Many Bad Singers | |
| Atlas | At Last | Etta James | |
| I Got a Line for Food | I Got a Line on You | Spirit | |
| Antichrist, Superstar | Jesus Christ, Superstar | Jesus Christ, Superstar soundtrack | |
| Charlie Rangel | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shots | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| This Tub Is Helmed By You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| [Bank of] America of Bull Is Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
| Chatroulette | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| Maple Sliced | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| I’m a Big Beaver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
| Can't Help Felling a Lovely Yew | Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | |
| Damming Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| The Bark-Mangled Dammers | Star Spangled Banner | Traditional | |
| Massa Is a Pole-Troll Hound | Massa's In de Cold, Cold Ground | Stephen Foster | |
| Hit Me With Your Wet Snot! | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat | |
| Already Pawned | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Already Spawned | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Emoticons | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Pink Mouses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | |
| A Put-Down. . .Yelp! You're Screwed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Got Some Elms to Hew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It’s Very Well He Chews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They’ll Take Your Pelt and Do. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stand By Your Klan | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Blasting Thug Scourge | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
| Polari | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| That’s Omertà | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Gold-Lined Frock and Stole | Old Time Rock and Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Now Tiger's Tellin' Bhu' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hutaree | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| That’s Hutaree | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Gimme That Old-Time Militia | Give Me That Old Time Religion | Traditional | |
| I’m In the Mood for Gloves | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m In the Mood for Puns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Drugs | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Guns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Huns | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Lunch | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Sun | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m in the Mood for Thugs | I'm In the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pope’s Man So 'Knows Kiddies | Don't Stand So Close to Me | Police | |
| Tries? Nope! | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| I’m Lechery 'Carnate, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Bra Fill | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mines Blow | Heigh-Ho | Disney Songs | |
| Our Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| You’re a Big Boy Now | You're a Big Boy Now | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| For Tinkerbelle He Moons | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Bad, Bad Leech-Boys Town | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | |
| Grok the Monkeys | Shock the Monkey | Peter Gabriel | |
| Sludgeyammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
| Where the Joints Smart | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
| Mangia, Sweetness | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Gimme Some Luncheon | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
| Vegans | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| Mangia Mi, Yeah! | Mama Mia | Abba | |
| Uh, Where's the 'carb? Of Food I'm Full | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
| Fat Fast | At Last | Etta James | |
| Roast Guys, a Dish to Try | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | |
| Fall Guys | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| You Prelates Think Vice | You Better Think Twice | Poco | |
| Popin' Brings the Boys Doom | Smokin' in the Boys Room | Brownsville Station | |
| A Mess, the Spill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
| Sludged Blue Sea | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| Under the Sea | Beyond the Sean | Bobby Darin | |
| Genes | Jean | Oliver! (Musical) | |
| Windbag Sean | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Go Away, Clink-Till Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | |
| Peering | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
| Steeleings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
| Psycho Killers | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
| Snakes Griftin’ on the Street | Takin' It to the Street | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Freaks in the Dark in Texas | Deep in the Hart of Texax | Traditional | |
| Dodd Wrecked America | God Bless America | Traditional | |
| Unwell Michele’s Cuckoo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Trill Is Gone | The Thrill Is Gone | B.B. King | |
| No Level Room | Old Devil Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Bummer Wind | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| What Did the Celtics Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Witch Crap | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| Witch Graft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Only Want to Beat Limp You | I Only Want to Be With You | Dusty Springfield | |
| Cavs In Big Defeat | Dancing In the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Slicked Buoy | This Boy | Beatles | |
| The Busted Well Spews Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Junk—Don’t Fry Up! | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| Isn’t She Lovely | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
| Bet It, Lee! | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Gimme Some Lovin’ | Isn't She Lovely | Stevie Wonder | |
| Cheers if 7 | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | |
| I Steal Swine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| Talk Lite from Rand | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
| Staffer-Banger Mark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| What’s the Difference Between Snakes. . . ? | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| Where Have All the Rentboys Gone? | Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? | Paula Cole | |
| Why Are All the Chowboys Gaunt? | Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? | Paula Cole | |
| Fools and the Spill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| Johnny Ensign | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Fakin’ It on C Street | Takin' It to the Street | The Doobie Brothers | |
| We Are Family | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
| California Demons | California Dreamin' | Mamas and the Papas | |
| Calif. Clowns | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | |
| Arnold's Gone | Farmer John | Searchers | |
| Wrecked HP | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| There’s a Slimy Gush | There's Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Where Stands Poizner? | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
| . . .Go-Well California | Hotel California | Eagles | |
| Live In a Theocracy | Livin' in the USA | Steve Miller Band | |
| Meg | Peg | Steely Dan | |
| We’re the Third World | We Are the World | Michael Jackson et al. | |
| Avis Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Mr. Brown, You’re Off’rin’ That We Oughta? | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Bad Batch o’ Mushrooms | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Votame | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| Negra | Migra | Santana | |
| Without Him | Without You | Harry Nilsson | |
| A Mer to Fill, It’s Beautiful! | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
| I Gotta Shelve the Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Sopped, Sopped, Sopped | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
| Growing Sup That’s Comfy | Goin' Up the Country | Canned Heat | |
| Fix Me Some Lunch Meat | Isn't She Lovely | Stevie Wonder | |
| Goat Curry—Me Happy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | |
| Thank Leaven For Vittles Surge | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
| Where Have All the Flounders Gone? | Where Have All the Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | |
| Gnash Till Flat | Nashville Cats | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Tony Baloney | Boney Moronie | Larry Williams | |
| Imp Magic | Imagine | John Lennon | |
| Troll Me, Mill Me, Snip Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | |
| I’m Going to Delve Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Crop is Ruined, Cursed | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
| A Crop of Useless Verse | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
| A Cross-Dress, Dude in Skirts | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
| The Topic’s Runic Verse | Across the Universe | Beatles | |
| Fun-Fun-Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
| Mohleskinner Hews | Mule Skinner Blues | Jimmie Rodgers | |
| Steele Crazy After All These Years | Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simo | |
| Don’t Fence Me In (The Pit Bull’s Lament) | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Once Again Mel Makes News | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Toxic Flow | Tampico | Stan Kenton | |
| Urge for Groping | Urge for Going | Joni Mitchell | |
| This Is a Scary Motel Where Mad Mom’s Made with Male Genitals | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Kenny G | Refugee | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
| Lechery | Refugee | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
| Don’t ‘Dude’ Me Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
| Nosh Haggis, Vile Farts Abound | Stop Dragging My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks/Tom Petty | |
| Dogs Bred to Kill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
| Slime King Who’s Named Hayward | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | |
| Town Without Pit Bulls | Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | |
| Pit Bull Is Chomping a Girl | Sitting On Top of the World | Traditional | |
| Go For Tuna | O Fortuna | Carmina Burana | |
| Stooped Position | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Sue’s Perdition | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Hurl Launcher | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
| Vile Vittles Chef Cooks | My Little Red Book | Manfred Mann/Love | |
| The Worst Sup Is the Cheapest | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
| On Béchamel and Roux | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Could Have Dammed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
| The Gore-Thirst Sang | The First Lord's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Whore o’ Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | |
| Lamb ’ho’! | Land Ho! | Doors | |
| Koko, No! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
| Dana 2 | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| An Old Peculier Man | A Most Peculiar Man | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Down With Science! | Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Spanish Hablan | Spanish Harlem | Ben E King | |
| Zamboni | Stand By Me | Ben E King | |
| When the Muse Is Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | |
| Art Is Anything You Do | I'd Do Anything for You | 'Oliver' soundtrack | |
| Papal Hat Miters | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Mold's Not Nice | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | |
| Hot Muffins | Hot-Blooded | Foreigner | |
| Lot's Rubbish | Hot-Blooded | Foreigner | |
| Stan’s Bi, Wifman | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Scalia | Maria | West Side Story Cast | |
| Arizona | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
| Color | Colours | Donovan | |
| Sharron Angle | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Land of 500* Dunces | Land of 1000 Dances | Wilson Pickett | |
| I Have A Dream | I Have a Dream | Martin Luther King | |
| Putz the Makkes Daven | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Lippin’ a Job Sans a Chew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Pork-Food Alaska | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
| Jan B. | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
| Creepy Mr. Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
| She Didn’t Yell or Mew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Liberal Pee-Pee Flow | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
| Vittles GMO | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | |
| Beat It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| Ally Handjo’ | Alejandro | Lady Gaga | |
| Filling the Soft Teeth | Killing Me Softly | Roberta Flack | |
| The Pie | The Spy | Doors | |
| My Hero | My Hero | Foo Fighters | |
| Shelled Out | Sell Out | Reel Big Fish | |
| Love the Five-Line Limerick | Love Me, I'm a Liberal | Phil Ochs | |
| Raga Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| The Imp Pressin’ on My Chest | The Impression That I Get | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones | |
| I’m In an Elm With You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Grifty Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | |
| Christine’s Handle | Sixteen Candles | Crests | |
| Witchcraft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| Zombies | Mandy | Barry Manilow | |
| Mornings in Coffin | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| Ingesting Gentlemen | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Ghoul on a Kill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| Gore | More | Theme from 'Mondo Cane' | |
| A Witch in Black | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
| She’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| . . .Bite, Vampires | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| Bibulous Gobblin’ Crew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | 'Cinderella' soundtrack | |
| Chanson d’Amer | Chanson d'Amour | Manhattan Transfer | |
| Icky-Witchy Creepy-Dreamy Hallow Ghostly-Plot Big-Screamy | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| Baby’s in Black | Baby's in Black | Beatles | |
| Bit Me, Clamped and Cleaved | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Oh Were, Oh Were Has Sly Big Guy Lon Gone? | Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone? | Traditional | |
| Blame It on the Bogus Nostrums | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gormé | |
| I’m Wiccan | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Fool’s Brain | Mule Train | Frankie Laine | |
| Girl Nosher | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | |
| Ghoul | Girl | Beatles | |
| Here Comes Sommelier Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Something Putrid | Something Stupid | Nancy, Frank Sinatra | |
| Vamping in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Rippy-Sippy Slake | Hippy Hippy Shake | Swingin' Blue Jeans | |
| Guy to Fear’s Rupert | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
| Throat Vein | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| A Harridan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
| Tex Ripped Apart by San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Malpaso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Carly’s Gone—Been Sent Away | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
| Bye, Sharon A | My Sharona | Knack | |
| Meg 2 | Peg | Steely Dan | |
| Wing’ Wrong, the Witch Has Fled | Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Byronic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
| High C’lonic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
| Ironing | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | |
| Valerie | Volarie | Dean Martin | |
| I Love Parrots | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Fat Goose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | |
| Dick' Decisions | Split Decision | Steve Winwood | |
| Desk Farrago | Desperado | Eagles | |
| Cross Ogre 'neath Bridge | Cross Over the Bridge | Patti Page | |
| It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood | In a Cottage by a Wood | Traditional | |
| Bad Swiss | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
| Suit's Position | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| I Put in Cellar, Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Frayed Train | Freight Train | Various | |
| Guy Is in Drag | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
| Loathsome BankAmerica | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
| Pink Blouses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | |
| Go Get a Lawyer! | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| Strokin' the Monster | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| Feelin' Up the Jet Plane. . . | Leaving on a Jet Plane | John Denver | |
| Why, TSA? | YMCA | Village People | |
| Taking Care of Friskness | Taking Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| Oprah’s Grub Is Scones, Cream, Tarts | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
| Ben | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
| It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kiss-Ass | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| Yawn and Pawn | On and On | Stephen Bishop | |
| Dredge for Paul | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| Blew Ick!ness | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
| Hey, Baby, You're Slayin' With Pong | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
| Hey, Baby, You’re Slayin’ at Pong | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | |
| Super’s Vicious | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| My Haunt Is Oaksterdam | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | |
| 'Arrrrrrr!' the Feral Brigands Sing | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| The Cur's Feral | The First Noël | Traditional | |
| Glockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| I Glommed Three Nips | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
| I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Croby | |
| Sylvan Belles | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Johnny Boehner | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| O Tankin' Dow | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| Sy Lent Mike | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| Felicia Is Glad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| Police Nabbed Me, Dad! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| I Whisk Soufflé, But It’s Listless | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Halve Yourself ’f Not Wary in a Rip Fest | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| The Work Was Swell They'd Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Shtik Is ‘Spell’s | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| The Mitt Fest Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Dealt One Squall | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| Cod Fress, Ye Ferry Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Haul-Me Maul-Me Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| He Was the Very Model of Incompetence in General | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilber and Sullivan | |
| Schooner, Gorge Taters | Sooner or Later | Grass Roots | |
| I Wok Canines | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| I’m Hardy Like Job | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Fleece, Gain | Peace Train | Cat Stevens | |
| That Tears Guy Cries | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | |
| Crying on C-SPAN | Crying in the Rain | The Everly Brothers | |
| Crying | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
| Tears from Cry Fellow | Tears on My Pillow | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
| The Crying Game | The Crying Game | Boy George | |
| Bang, Bang | Bang, Bang | Cher | |
| Blew Hawaii | Blue Hawaii | Elvis Presley | |
| Honolulu Chew-Chew | Honolulu Lulu | Jan & Dean | |
| My Stalwart Grass Shafts | My Little Grass Shack | Bill Cogswell | |
| Yukon’s Lei-ly Lady | Ukulele Lady | Richard Whiting, Gus Kahn | |
| Mauna Loa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| A Rit of Fealous Jage | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It’s Peter Sellers Who. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pidgins | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Priggies | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Poetry Implosion | Poetry in Motion | Johnny Tillotson | |
| Tom D.’s Whorin’ Days Damped | Tommy's Holiday Camp | The Who | |
| This Take’s Surreal | You Make Me Real | The Doors | |
| Caries Man | Carrie Anne | Hollies | |
| He Drinks Red Bull | He's a Rebel | The Crystals | |
| Tasting | Traces | Classics IV | |
| Drainhole Clyster | Hey, Soul Sister | Train | |
| Gar Nicht Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | |
| Gimpy From Lovin’ | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
| That Cecil Dude’s Last Name Was Rhodes | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
| Screen Door | Green Door | Jim Lowe | |
| Blue Makes You Pay | Blue Turns to Gray | Rolling Stones | |
| Did You Ever Have True Maleness in Mind? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Dolt! Bing, See: Found! | Don't Bring Me Down | Animals | |
| What?! A Dick on a Playmate! | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| More Dreck from Bill | Don't Mess with Bill | Marvelettes | |
| Get Lost! | Get Back | Beatles | |
| ‘People’ | People | Barbara Streisand | |
| Grizzly Bear | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Dupe Looks Mighty Crazy | Dude Looks Like a Lady | Aerosmith | |
| California Wastin’ | Californication | The Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| Gun and Cartridge | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| This Olb Mann | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| I’m Gonna Quell the Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Audrey | Angie | Rolling Stones | |
| Evil Google | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | |
| It Ain’t D.C. That’s Big Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | Hollies | |
| IFC | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| Attempt to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put Down Stella Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It Was a Stella Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There’s in a Stella Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| And It Is a Shame That My Namesake Flamed | And Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
| Charlie's Got the DNA | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
| Always Bluffin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| Hitch 'n' the Rides | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | |
| A Nice Cameo the Dude'll Get | Just Like Romeo and Juliet | Reflections | |
| Recurrent Members | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| The Hitch Attack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
| He's the Man | I'm a Man | The Spencer Davis Group | |
| Look Through Your Rear Window | Look Through Any Window | Hollies | |
| 'Vertigo' | Vertigo | U2 | |
| His Partner Fell; the Dude's. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It's a Compelling View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What'd Louis Tell the Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Smear of ‘The Cat’ | Year of the Cat | Al Stewart | |
| He’s Not the Fella Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It Was a Telecue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Not, I’m Telling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| South Dakota | Oklahoma | Oklahoma Soundtrack | |
| Dial | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| Tied Rope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Guy Locks the Wine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Land Down Under | Land Down Under | Men at Work | |
| There’s Dearth Cuts in This Weep Mess | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
| These Guys, I’m Tellin’ You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Though the Man’s Well-to-Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What’s In That Cellar? Clues? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Suspicion | Suspicion | Terry Stafford | |
| Rebecca | The Letter | Box Tops | |
| She Was a Hellish Shrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| This Guy Ain’t Well-to-Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Handin’ a Line | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James | |
| Guy's 'Bound' | I'm Down | Beatles | |
| Jamaica Inn | The Shape I'm In | The Band | |
| They’re an Unwelcome Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Put a Spell on Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Your Lawyer Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Charlie Just Fell Off the Train | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
| Up and Down in Lifeboat, Wavy | Come On Down to My Boat, Baby | Every Mother's Son | |
| Lady’s a Goner | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| Fast Train to Darkville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | |
| Rock the Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Guy Tries to Tell the Loon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He’s a Compelling Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They're in the Swells, This Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Where Did That Elder Scoot? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Santa Rosa | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
| Galling Skin Game | All In the Game | Tommy Edwards | |
| Secret Agent Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Thick Thieves in Number 17 | Sixteen Going on Seventeen | Sound of Music | |
| Young and Innocent | Sweet and Innocent | Donny Osmond | |
| It Is a Melange Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It Won’t End Well, This Feud | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Put the Fella to. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Where the Tide's Swells Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dude Has Frenzy | Do the Freddie | Freddie & The Dreamers | |
| His Job Is Selling Fruit | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stage Fright | Stage Fright | The Band | |
| It’s an Embellished True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She Will Not Tell Who Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Man on the Flying Trapeze | The Man on the Flying Trapeze | Walter O'Keefe | |
| No T-Mobile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | |
| Way-off-Lands Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| They’re Out—Used Ruse Tricks | The Sound of Music | Sound of Music | |
| Twice a Curtain’s Torn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| From ‘Sabot’ | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| He Gave a Yell, Then Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hocked Woman | Loch Lomond | Traditional | |
| Mr., Mrs. Smith | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
| Topaz | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| He Tries to Tell the Truth | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He’d Better Yell, and Soon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He’ll Start to Smell, That Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It Has Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It Is a Hella View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Some Galling Gallic Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Plane Dropped, Fell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Ran Pell-Mell Off Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They're a Repellent Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Trouble. . .Harry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Psycho, Psycho | Iko Iko | Dr. John | |
| This Guy’s Confession | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | |
| Damn! The Wrong Man!! | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Brain Crawling With Ma’s Ire | They Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
| He Has Jealous Shrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Not, I’m Telling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Was He Tellin’ To. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Have You Seen This Case? | Have You Seen Her Face? | Byrds | |
| Murder Birds | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
| Marnie | Angie | Rolling Stones | |
| It's a Family. . . | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | |
| It's No Motel For You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That chick named Mel is cool | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| With Stealth, It’s Wealth She’ll Loot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| "Gaff Bream!" | Half Breed | Cher | |
| Bouillabaisse | There's a Place | Beatles | |
| Beach It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| Turn the Boat Around! | Turn the Beat Around | Gloria Estefan | |
| Borne This Way | Born This Way | Lady Gaga | |
| Help! My Snake Is Out of Sight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| He’s Leaving Faux N’ | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | |
| La Bouillabaisse | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
| The Bouillabaisse | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
| Rolled Flingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Gulp Down | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
| Wife on Wife | White on White | Danny Williams | |
| Ayn | Crying | Roy Orbison | |
| Sucking Newt | Substitute | The Who | |
| Plenty of Clowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Treat the Rich | Eat the Rich | Aerosmith | |
| Trump | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
| I Snag Detritus | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
| I Steal Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’ | Wolverton Mountain | Claude King | |
| You Gotta Halve Heart | You Gotta Have Heart | Damn Yankees soundtrack | |
| Johnny Ensign | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Bye, Guy Shtups | Bye, Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| PGE | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| Get Tracked | Get Back | Beatles | |
| It’s the Most F**ked-Up Gas Line Firm, That’s Clear | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| In the Getty | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Ate My Fries | Eight Miles High | Byrds | |
| Mixed Declensions | Fifth Dimension | Byrds | |
| Papas Fritas | Paparazzi | Lady Gaga | |
| No Redding Schlong | The Wedding Song | Paul Stookey | |
| Bin's Gone, the Sickness Dead | Ding-Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Osama, Hell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| 'Stan, Old Fashioned!' | That's Old-Fashioned | The Everly Brothers | |
| Toe Jam | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| Guys From Lone Star Get the Sweep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
| Osama's Hideaway | Hernando's Hideaway | The Pajama Game soundtrack | |
| Get Sick Not, Jack | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | |
| Johnny Ensign 3 | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Maria | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Havin' His Baby | Havin' My Baby | Paul Anka | |
| Lad Romance | Bad Romance | Lady Gaga | |
| A Child Bromance | A Fine Romance | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Poke 'er Place | Poker Face | Lady Gaga | |
| Dominique | Dominique | Singing Nun | |
| Ain't Happening | The Happening | The Supremes | |
| It’s the End of the World. . .No It Isn’t | It's the End of the World As We Know It | REM | |
| Camping's Crazy | Camptown Races | Stephen Foster | |
| Flying Past the Moon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Flying on a Broom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fries Will Be My Doom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fright Wigs Make Me Swoon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ply Me with Some Booze | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ply Me with a Tune | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| When She Balls the Gov | When I Fall In Love | Nat King Cole | |
| Johnny Edwards | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| Diamonds Are This Churl’s Best Friend | Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| A Linguistic Gift Is the Surname 'Weiner' | I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Wiener | Oscar Mayer ad jingle | |
| Paul Revere?! Right!!! | Paul Revere's Ride | Henry Wadsworth Longfellow | |
| Go Now | Go Now | The Moody Blues | |
| Heat Cave | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Teen Angel | Teen Angel | Mark Dinning | |
| There's Newt Lieutenants Walkin' | These Boots are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Total Eclipse of a Fart | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Oh How That Newt-Is-Full's Mourning | Oh What a Beatiful Morning | Oklahoma soundtrack | |
| Help! | Help! | Beatles | |
| Vatican Man | Travelin' Band | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| I Want a She Inflated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | |
| Propofol | Most Of All | Hank Thompson | |
| There’s No Business Like Snow Business | There's No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| Mountain of Lunch | Mountain of Love | Johnny Rivers | |
| Silly Lunch Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney & Wings | |
| Tasty Bakey Tarts | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Nibblin’ and Noshin’ on Food | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Carp in Diner, Dinner Gorging | Carolina in the Morning | Al Jolson | |
| I’m In the Mood for Grub | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Diamonds Are This Churl’s Best Friend (Sequel) | Diamonds Are a Gir's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| My Snout Foretells Lepew | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Je T'ensorcelle, Un Fait | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Loathsome BankAmerica 2 | Only In America | Jay and the Americans | |
| Schemes Spawn a Slummer Place | Theme from A Summer Place | Lettermen | |
| Live for the Night | Give Me the Night | George Benson | |
| Save Ze Carnal Braids | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
| Moe’s-Beatin’-’em Rapsody [sic] | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| When These Three Fellows Do. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Crazy Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | Eagles | |
| Spittle, Bouche Goop | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
| All Headcase, Gone | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Time to Expel the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Boyfriend’s Back | By Boyfriend's Back | Angels | |
| I, Hemingway the Great? I Ain’t | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| No MILF to Lay | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | |
| El Peso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Wired Horses | Wild Horses | Rolling Stones | |
| Shitbird Is Murdoch Every Day | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| Balls-Razed, A Woman | Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
| Hoggin’ Spree | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| I Love Your Jugs From Way Afar | I Love You Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| Prehensile Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Up/Down Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | |
| Rancid Rupe | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| In That Dome There's No Migraine | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Wicked, Wicked Snake | Hippy Hippy Shake | Swingin' Blue Jeans | |
| Guy Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Putrid Smell o' Doo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Phrygian Flamenco | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| Suck Then Toot | Substitute | The Who | |
| Four-Chord Run | Walk, Don't Run | Ventures | |
| I’m So Vlad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
| Moon Sliver | Moon River | Breakfast at Tiffany's soundtrack | |
| Moonlight Hind | Moonlight Ride | Doors | |
| Clyster Goes In There | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
| The Merdivores Your Boot Will Fill | America the Beautiful | Traditional | |
| I Love a Parod’ | I Love a Parade | Arden-Ohman Orchestra | |
| In D.C., Five Hundred Thirty-Five | In the Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | |
| Loveless Tom and Viv | Love the One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
| Devil in the Sky | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
| Michele | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Pray | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Ain't Separation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Creep Should Stay Parked In Texas | Deep in the Heart of Texas | Various Performers | |
| For Me, Naught | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
| La Banca | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
| Obama (English) | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
| Obama (Español) | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | |
| La Maçonnaise | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | |
| He Ain’t Messiah | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| S&P | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| Shit-Sheathed Monkeys | Mickey's Monkey | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | |
| Money | Money | Beatles | |
| Mother Nature’s Won | Mother Nature's Son | Beatles | |
| Rains | Rain | Beatles | |
| Anagram | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| I’ve Imposed Posts; Post-this-crime: Outta Here! | It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| They’re the Most Wonderful Rhymes, and They’re Here | It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| My Boy Malaprop | My Boy Lollipop | Millie Small | |
| Foreclosed BankAmerica | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
| Alliteration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Apocopation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Portmames | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Homophones | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| Rhetoric Geek | Pencil-Neck Geek | Freddie Blassie | |
| That’s Assonance | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| If I Were Miss Manners | If I Had a Hammer | Trini Lopez | |
| Muammar | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| If Screamin' Jay Hawkins Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| If Charles Baudelaire Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Correspondances | Charles Baudelaire | |
| If Joyce Kilmer Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| If Hues Corporation wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Flies | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Fries | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Lice | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Pies | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Pipeline Killers | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | |
| C [Major] | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| If Rimbaud Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Le Batea Ivre (The Drunken Boat) | Arthur Rimbaud | |
| The Sunken Boat | The Drunken Boat | Arthur Rimbaud | |
| Steamed Meat | Steam Heat | Pajama Game soundtrack | |
| If Ray Evans and Jay Livingston Wrote Edmund Fitzgerald | Mr. Ed theme song | Evans, Livingston | |
| Debate?! | The Weight | The Band | |
| Live?! Let ’m Die! | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
| Boat's Heavin' Then Wracked In Sea | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Absinthe Queen 2 | Acid Queen | The Who | |
| Absinthe Fare | Dancing Bear | Mama & the Papas | |
| A Green, Green Glass Not Rhône | The Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | |
| Absinthe Fool | Dancin' Fool | Frank Zappa | |
| Absinthe Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| Absinthe | Daniel | Elton John | |
| My Booze Be Absinthe | You Should Be Dancing | Bee Gees | |
| Incest Infects Rednecks | Incese and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| The Grape Pretender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| See You’re a Sect Member | See You in September | Happenings | |
| Stools on the Hill | Fool on the Hil | Beatles | |
| Incensed at Government | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Are We Vedendte Roma? | Arriverderci, Roma | Dean Martin | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the First | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Second | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Third | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Fifth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Fourth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| About the Swells and Crew. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Seventh | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rime of Ill-Fated Mariners, Part the Sixth | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Awlaki | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| Orthodontia | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
| Fat Chris | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
| Waxman | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Braces | Traces | Classics IV | |
| Cinnamon Swirl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Rick P., Down Go Your Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Gummed Chow | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Circus Game | Circle Game | Joni Mitchell | |
| I Sawed Her Again | I Saw Her Again | Mamas & Papas | |
| Sad, Tragic Wolfman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Earle Will Be a Wolfman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
| Kentucky Wolfmen | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | |
| Mean Wolfman’s Doom | Mean Woman Blues | Roy Orbison | |
| Pity Wolfman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| He’s a Wolfman | She's a Woman | Beatles | |
| Wolfman | Woman | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
| I Think It’s Real, Like, Unnatural: Wolfman | You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman | Aretha Franklin | |
| Arm-Masticate Wolfman | American Woman | Guess Who | |
| Dreaded Wolfman | Devil Woman | Cliff Richard | |
| Evil Wolfman | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | |
| I Am Wolfman 2 | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| Long-Toothed Wolfman in a Nap Dress | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Hollies | |
| Gore Fan, the Wolfman | More Than a Woman | Bee Gees | |
| Me, the Awful Wolfman | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
| We Gotta Get Us the Wolfman | We Gotta Get You a Woman | Todd Rundgren | |
| Wicked Wolfman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | |
| I Am Wolfman | I Am Woman | Jordin Sparks | |
| I Shot a Wolfman | I Got a Woman | Ray Charles | |
| Woe! Lob’some Me | Oh Lonesome Me | Don Gibson | |
| The End of the World | The End of the World | Skeeter Davis | |
| Gunned The Thug Mu’mmar | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| If You’d Wished for Muammar | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
| Why Do Ghouls Call You ‘Lunch’? | Why Do Fools Fall in Love? | Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers | |
| In Flag. Delicto | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| He’s Toothsome, This Ghoul | Be True to Your School | Beach Boys | |
| Ghouls On The Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| We Love the Beatles | We Love the Beatles | Carefrees | |
| Teeth | Teeth | Lady Gaga | |
| A Schlong on Mary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
| Dismembered Schlong | September Song | Lotte Lenya | |
| I Went to See the Mothball Tubs. . . | I Am the Very Model of. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| I’ll Never Cry Another ‘You’ | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | |
| Guys' Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Johnny Corzine | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | |
| No Can See Old Joe Pa | Obladi Oblada | Beatles | |
| Tighten the Wattle | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| Lunch Meat | Lovely | A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum | |
| After the Luncheon | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Pennsylvania Poker | Pennsylvania Polka | The Andrews Sisters | |
| Bacchus Buys Rounds for Deities | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Decked in Mall | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| Oh What a Ripper—This Dude's No Good; | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | |
| One's Consensual | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| I’m In New Muu-muu duds | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Slay Guy | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
| Got a Horn for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| These Bees Sting | We Three Kings | Traditional | |
| Sylvan Smells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Silver Bells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Jingle Bells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Hair? | Hair | Hair Soundtrack | |
| Pauly Owes Saint Nicholas | Jolly Old Saint Nicholas | Traditional | |
| White Nit Mass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| I Saw Mohelie Brissing Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| I Saw Romney Kissing Santa’s Ass | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Twelve Tastes of Christmas | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Santa Claus Is Humping My Dawn | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Santa’s Got New Duds on: Sue’s Gown | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Got Me a Hound Dog | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | |
| Beer Glugs Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| Gin in Well | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Dear Leader | Dear Landlord | Bob Dylan | |
| Slimy Whore-Forged District | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| It’s a District of Crooks Who’re in the Business | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| Rhinal Blight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| Deer Mug Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| There's Pudge in Hell with Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fight the War on Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| It Came Anon, a Mid-flight Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Boys Turn to Girls | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| Meth and Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Ron P. Gets Angry | Johnny, Get Angry | Joanie Sommers | |
| Newt’s Sinkin’ Down | New Kid in Town | Eagles | |
| Mitty, Whoa! Dude’s That Number | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Ms. B. Goes: Losing Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Rick P.’s Woe: Losing Numbers | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Ricky, Gross Ooze from Bummer | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| I Putt Not Well—You Do! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Putt Then Bellow, 'Foo!' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Putt for Gelt; They Lose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Putt Just Fell Into | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Putt Once Felled a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Putter Spells Your Doom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Putter's Felt by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Putter’s Held by Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Most Prolific Man | A Most Peculiar Man | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Winnowing of Jerks | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | |
| Oath on a Grievous Term | Ode on a Grecian Urn | John Keats | |
| The Bane from Bain | The Rain in Spain | 'My Fair Lady' soundtrack | |
| Incubus | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| Succubus | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| How Much Did That Doggie's Shit the Window? | How Much Is That Doggy in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| Wow! Muck Kicks: Mad Dogging Through Car Windows | How Much Is That Doggy in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| I Don't Like Welch's Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Torture | Torture | Kris Jensen | |
| Guy Ain’t Janus-Faced | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| Child-Humpin’ Guys | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Five Grumpy Guys | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Rye’d Pumpkin Pie | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Vile Monkeyshines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Wilde’s Funny Lines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Honky ’crats | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
| Choosing a Religion | Losing My Religion | REM | |
| Lechery | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Lethargy | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| D’oh! Captain, Why Captain?! | O Captain! My Captain! | Walt Whitman | |
| Five* ‘Honky’ Lines | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| ‘Honky’ Rap | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
| Bye-Bye, Gov | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| I’m Forever Blowing Nothing | I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles | John Kellette | |
| Open Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Wreck of Francesco Flip Vessel | Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Carolina: Gingrich Scoring | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
| Iowa Caucus, a Farce | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
| When You Schuss Into a Spar | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
| I’m In the Mode That Runs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
| I’m In the Moo for Love | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
| I’m In the Mood for Dugs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bing Crosby | |
| Beam Me | Beat It | Michael Jackson | |
| Sip It | Whip It | Devo | |
| Super PACs | Superman | Taylor Swift | |
| Mitty Could Drop to the Newt | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Another Nun Rife with Lust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| I Have Spied Some Porn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Feign | Rain | Beatles | |
| Please, Newt, Refrain from Squawkin’! | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Mitt and Gingrich Mud | Mississippi Mud | Bing Crosby | |
| Boy | Boys | Beatles | |
| Gives Joy | This Boy | Beatles | |
| There’s a Buoyed Part | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
| Dangly Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Hatty Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Fly Me to Newt’s Moon | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Let It Be! | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Van (‘of’) Gogh | Band of Gold | Freda Payne | |
| Man Sublimation | Man Sublimation | Carly Simon | |
| Ready for Lunch | Ready for Love | Bad Company | |
| On Lunch Meat’s How I Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| A Scourge | The Word | Beatles | |
| I Sweep Floors | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | |
| Spicy Gherkins | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
| I Want Some New Duds | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
| Airwaves Crowd That Begs | Ain't Too Proud to Beg | Temptations | |
| 'Freedom' | Freedom | Jimi Hendrix | |
| 'Freedom' | Freedom | Jimi Hendrix | |
| JAFP | YMCA | Village People | |
| Songs I Chant Cause Grieving | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific soundtrack | |
| Hooch You Do Love? | Who Do You Love? | Bo Didley | |
| El Piso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| El Poso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Too Blah Mitty | Doo Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | |
| I Feel Mitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Squeal, ‘Mitty!’ | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Mitty Flound’ring So | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| Pretty Flimsy Coat | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| Mitty’s Woe-in’ | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Mitty Is Too Blah | Zippity Do Da | Disney | |
| Caliphate-esque Dreaming | California Dreaming | Mama and the Papas | |
| Government in Your Bed | Goin' Out of My Head | Little Anthony & the Imperials | |
| Pro Life | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Salem | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
| Pennsylvania Poper | Pennsylvania Polka | The Andrews Sisters | |
| Lin the Lewd | In the Mood | Glenn Miller | |
| San Bruno | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | |
| Aching Hams—Martinet’s On | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
| Gall Me | Call Me | Chris Montez | |
| Johnny, Get Nasty | Johnny, Get Angry | Joanie Sommers | |
| The More I Beat You | The More I See You | Chris Montez | |
| Whip Me | Windy | Association | |
| Sweets: Toothy-Lose Guy | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
| One Mitt Romney?! | Mickey's Monkey | Smoky Robinson and the Miracles | |
| Hell, I’m 64! | When I'm Sixty-Four | Beatles | |
| People | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Give Me the Theocrat | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| BB* Google | Barney Google | Spike Jones | |
| Cummerbund | Kumbaya | Traditional | |
| Slivered Hole from Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
| Plank for Theocracy | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Kim Dung-Euw!n | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Hay Joe | Hey, Joe! | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Zim Isn't Free | Chim Chim-eree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Pooch Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
| Rude Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
| Smooch Osculator | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
| D-R-U-G | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Cama Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Cara See-a | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Angel Food Gastronomy | Angel from Montgomery | Bonnie Raitt | |
| Set the Etch-a-Sketch | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Goat Rides Cow | Both Sides Now | Judy Collins | |
| Eaves Face Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| Alleycat Drone | Alejandro | Lady Gaga | |
| Gene and Then Jeanne | Seen and Not Seen | Talking Heads | |
| My Bad Plaintiffs | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | |
| Weasly Mitty | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | |
| Yellow ’nana Near Cabana | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh | Allan Sherman | |
| Baudelaire | Over There | George M. Cohan | |
| Take My Sup on Pudgment Day?! | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
| Eight Years the Streak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | |
| Regalia | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Old Vines | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Suin’ | Susan | Buckinghams | |
| Pike A-Burgeon | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
| There’s a Team at Face | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| It’s Vatican City | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
| Cosa Nostra | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Went ‘Pious’ Guys Defiling | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | |
| We Are the ‘Spell’ing Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
| Wokkin’ Sliced Strays Free of Bones | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
| Venus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| Fifty ‘Grey’s to Beat Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| A Bind Romance | A Fine Romance | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| He’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
| Venus Digs New Means | Venus in Blue Jeans | Jimmy Clanton | |
| Mine’s Inside Rhyme | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | |
| Weevils | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| UC Davis Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
| Fellow’s Harm Ways Like a Padre’s | Hello, Muddah, Hellow Fadduh | Allan Sherman | |
| Jerry | Sherry | Four Seasons | |
| Goin’ to Go Lobo | Goin' to A Go Go | Smokey Robinson And The Miracles | |
| Hey There, Lobo Boy | Hey There, Lonely Boy | Ruby & The Romantics | |
| Lobo Notion | Locomotion | Little Eva | |
| Lobo Town | Lonesome Town | Rick Nelson | |
| Mr. Lobo | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | |
| Ennui | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| Quantity | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| Lobo Beau | Kokomo | Beach Boys | |
| You Run Pell-Mell Right Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Johnnie Roberts 2 | Dr. Robert | Beatles | |
| I've Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 3 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
| I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 1 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
| I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Mace 2 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
| I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Maize Maze | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady Soundtrack | |
| I’m a Kitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Anderson | Alison | Elvis Costello | |
| I’m No Shad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
| Prowed Mary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Fixed With Dreads | "Mr. Ed" theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| A Horse With Roped Mane | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| Their End | The End | Doors | |
| We Call These Pricks Verizon | They Call the Wind Mariah | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
| Gore | More | Vic Damone | |
| Chik-fil-A | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Gore 2 | More | Vic Damone | |
| Gore 3 | More | Vic Damone | |
| Judy’s Turn to Fry | Judy's Turn to Cry | Lesley Gore | |
| Gore 4 | More | Vic Damone | |
| Gore 5 | More | Vic Damone | |
| Gorge | More | Vic Damone | |
| My, How the ‘Spell’s Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Paul's the Way | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Term 'Hell's Bells Comes To. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Term 'Ma Bell' Comes To. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Term 'Purell' Comes To. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Deal Shifty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Do What I Tell You To | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stuck on—the Vittles—Route 2 | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealers Wheel | |
| I Fell and Yelled Boo-Hoo! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Glug Some Swill With You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Use Repellent Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I've Got a Swollen Shoe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Akin, Loony | Makin' Whoopee | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Prêt-à-Porter Clothes | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| My Foot Is Swollen, Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| At Muscatel and Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Am Spot-Welded To | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Will Put Kelp in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It’s I Who’s Small, Not You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Be a Shill for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Have a Skol with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m in a Swale and Stewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m on a Shoal with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They’d Put a Geld on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What’s An Umbrella Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Am Recalling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put Ze Spell on Vous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It’s Got the Smell o’ Doo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Put a Stole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Take a Stroll with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Je Me Rappelle de Vous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Call for Help, But You. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Have a Stylish ’do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Write the Songs | I Write the Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Taken Out of Context | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| I’ll Build a Still for Dew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Put Some Steel on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ve Put No Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Give Me This Site | Give Me the Night | George Benson | |
| They Milk the Titty | We Built This City | Starship | |
| Javelina | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Shaggin’ the Swine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James | |
| I Cant Spel Wrth Hel | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | |
| Since I Fell for Ewe | Since I Fell for You | Lenny Welch | |
| It’s the ‘More’ Man, Mitty | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
| Live for Lubricity | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | |
| He’s Once Mild-Mannered Harry | I'm Just Wild About Harry | Judy Garland | |
| Christie | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| ‘Spell’ Oh No!! | Yellow Coat | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rape Is Rape | Black is Black | Los Bravos | |
| Ryan, Atheist | Cryin' in the Rain | The Everly Brothers | |
| I Can't Help Falling In Love with U | I Can't Help Falling in Love with You | Elvis Presley | |
| I Can't Help Falling Out of a Yew | I Can't Help Falling in Love with You | Elvis Presley | |
| Aches, Sole Blister | Hey, Soul Sister | Train | |
| 'Mama Mia' | Stefania | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Sly, Crazy Buckwheat’s Bakin’ Spanky | By Baby Does the Hanky Panky | Callmelennie | |
| Part to Mold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| Whelpless | Helpless | Neil Young | |
| Off-Kilter Ungulate-Unseemly Dream | Bob Dylan's 115th Dream | Bob Dylan | |
| Jell-o, I Love You | Hello, I Love You | Doors | |
| Alone with Goat Urge | The Lonely Goatherd | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| Alopecia | Angelina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| ‘Spell,’ Oh, I Love You! | Hello, I Love You | Doors | |
| ‘Noggin’ Means ‘Head’ and More | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
| Snot Goo’s Much—No Dearth | Not to Touch the Earth | Doors | |
| I’m Henry the Sixth, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| The Harmful Monkeys | The Smartest Monkeys | XTC | |
| Palestrina | Seraphina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Henchmen and Pricks, ’tards, Goons, Hacks, Whores, Sleaze Crew | Henry the Sixth, Part 2; Act 4, Scene 2 | William Shakespeare | |
| I Am a Hairy Mammal—No Model of Modern Sapiens | I Am the Very Model of the Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Dental-Achin’ Woe | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Sam Buys Ladies’, Loves the Clothes Glam | Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands | Bob Dylan | |
| Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| Guy’s Talking to a Chair | Clint Saw Him Standing There | Michael Pacholek | |
| Hill of Dung | Still the One | Orleans | |
| Rocks Casaba | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
| Galicia | Palestina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Bandolina | Galaxina | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Mondegreener | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mono ‘Lisa’. . . ? | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| I Have Some Stale Couscous | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put Some Smellum Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got a Shell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Med'cine in Pillbox Fat | Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat | Bob Dylan | |
| Sexy Teacher | X-Sea Creature | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| A Game of Shells to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Prefer Still to Brut | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Waste | Wait | Beatles | |
| I Will Not Steal for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Semple Preacher | Sexy Preacher | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| My Pet Kestrel Off Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stuck With a Swelt’ring Flu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stuck in a Swelt’ring Flue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Multimedia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mona Lisa, da Vinci’s | Inna Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Germanicized | Learning to Fly | Tom Petty | |
| Shame, Gore Leecher | Fame-whore Seeker | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| They’ll Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Halloweener | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Scourgin’ Bird | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
| Mocaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Martha I Cheer | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | |
| I Love that ‘Shiloh’ Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Turn a Snail to Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| One Ear a Keeper | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Bit Me and Her Breath’s Hot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Arm-Slung Holder | Armed War Soldier | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Wack-Jive Bombast | Black Dive Bomber | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Hell’s Bells, Pell-Mell Are Two- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m on a Stool Near You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m on the Sill with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Boys | Boys | Beatles | |
| Ex-Wife’s Pile’s Fat | Sex-Drive Wild Kat | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| I’ll Turn the Stile for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Peugeot’s Stalled, I’m Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rip-Your Veiny, Make-You Drainee Fellow Croaked—Er—Not; Neck’s Bane, H | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | |
| I Don't Like Stew of Newt and Toad | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | |
| I’ll Put a ‘Shall’ on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Of Roosevelts There’s Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Puss Is Belled by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Lance, Lance, Lance! | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
| Bite Time | Night Time | The Strangegloves | |
| Candy | Windy | Association | |
| Fellows Submarined | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| Wavy Sock-It | Davy Crockett | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| I’ll Put a Scold on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Love That ‘Cecilia’ Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There Goes the Sailing Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Fathead Clown | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | |
| In the Shed | Mr. Ed theme song | Evans, Livingston | |
| Morning Has Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| I’ll Lay a Sole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Put a Sole on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Wascal Wabbit | Kammler's Gambit | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Regal Hat Tricks | Lethal Habits | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Get Out of Shale Black Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Have a Scroll to View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| So That’s What Felchers Do?! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There Is a School for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Steal the Wealth from You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pealing Tocsin | Really Toxic | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| It’s the Rich Soil I Hew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Polls, Scram | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| I Love The Dells. Do You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Love Those Stella Hues | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Shawl on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Now Tubes Must Quell the Poo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Tried to Sell the Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Kitty Sal's On | SD Salon | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| I Put a Smile Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Shovel Soil on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Broil a Sole for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Stuck With Elmer’s Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Have a Sale on Shoes! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Gritty Flash Mob | Pity Hal's Job | Robert D. Arndt | |
| Bye-Bye, Gov 3 | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| Big Fan of Elton, You? | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
| I Put a Swirl Onto. . . | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
| It’s Vacant Skulls That You. . . | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | I Put a Spell on You | |
| Dave, Paula | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | |
| Fiscal Cliff | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | |
| Love My Gal Sal, We Two. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Pretty Watch Fob | Gritty Tough Job | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| It Is a Squall That Brews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m in a Scull with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| He’s All In | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| I Spilled the Salt—I’m Screwed! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Gonna Sculpt Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Gulping Seoul Soju | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Dutch Amstel, Pale Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Then There’s Mousel, Pale Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Phar’onic Job | Pharyngeal Jaws | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| I Tackle ‘Spell’ Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Put More ‘Spell’s on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Swell Swelt’ring Smelter Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Tune ‘Heart and Soul’ Skips ii | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Is That Scale You Use? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Is the Scalp of Dude. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Four-Star General’s Schlong | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Here’s the Last Spell I’ll Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| It’s a Rondel, Type Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Fine Rondel Keeps You. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Antebellum View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| There’s My Rondel in You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They’ll Put the L. on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| To A Rondel We Groove | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What Kind of Skills Have You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| What’s Jenna Elfman Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Wrote a Rondel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rondel | Untitled Rondel | Henry Austin Dobson | |
| Maundering Blogs | Mechanical Dog | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Macadam Dog | Marauding Warthogs | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Cracker’s Pox’d Phallus | Crackerbox Palace | George Harrison | |
| Fossiling Togs | Foster & Co. TOG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Fiscal Grift | Crystal Ship | Doors | |
| Auntie’s Tanked Up | Anti-Tank Dogs | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Monomania | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Monotheist | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| King of ‘Spell’s | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Cliff-Propelled | Silver Bells | various artists | |
| Mockin’ Shtik of This Tune’s Done—It’s Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | various artists | |
| Retched Gross Meal Up | Ghetto's Sealed Up | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Boy Turns to Girl | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| If Nat King Cole Sang 'Edmund Fitzgerald' | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mahler Lieder | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Dave Died | Take Five | Dave Brubeck | |
| If The Association sang ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’ | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
| The Gyp-Us Throng | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Goin’ Down, That Fine Boat | Goin' Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
| One More Saturnine Night | One More Saturday Night | Grateful Dead | |
| Cratchit Got Sup | Gratch' F*cked Mujahs Up | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Slicing to Rough | Fighting Got Tough | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs | I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Why Swath Mummies in a Bandaged Cloth? | I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| If Gilbert & Sullivan wrote ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’ | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| We're Victims of D.C.'s Cliff Mess | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Draggin’ or Snuff? | Dragon Was Puff | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| HSBC | YMCA | Village People | |
| Mellow Or Gruff? | Sealous Scouts were Rough | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Congress Sleaze, Scary Trenchermen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| The Elves, Dazed, off Cliff Pushed | The Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Czech-Brewed Malt | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| Junk Bull Mayan | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| Villanelle Play | Villers Bocage | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Vittles Road-Aged | Villers Bocage | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| All Dead and Gone | Already Gone | Eagles | |
| Motor Leaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Dead is Andy | Sexy Mandy | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Pimple-Squeeze Phase | Killer Speed Phase | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Gérard Départ | Frère Jaques | Traditional | |
| Dine Crap: Beef? Nay! | Pine Gap Deep Maze | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Happiness: An Assault Gun | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
| Why, NRA? | YMCA | Village People | |
| Bluenose Crew | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
| Motor Speaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Moby Seeker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Moe’s the Mean One | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mobile-Leaver | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Palilalia | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
| Who Is the Yale Man? | Ballentine Ale jingle | unknown | |
| Rheingold | Rheingold Beer jingle | unknown | |
| Shakers | Schaefer Beer jingle | unknown | |
| Motel Cleaner | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Old Lady Who’d Swat Not a Fly | Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | |
| Damming Joy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Dayenu | Diana | Paul Anka | |
| LUDD | LOVE | Nat King Cole | |
| Maui Reefer | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Your Boot Is Full 2 | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| Your Boot Is Full 3 | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| Your Boot Is Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| Your Boobs Are Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | |
| THUG | THUD | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Molto Lento | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| SCUM | SCUD | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| The Master-Clerical Schlong | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Bennie’s Gonna Get | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| STUN | StuG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Tasty Rhônes | Casey Jones | Grateful Dead | |
| Troggin’ | Truckin' | Grateful Dead | |
| SLUG | SLUT | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Rubens Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | |
| Ship of Stools | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, I | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, I | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| SLUMP | SLUNG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, III | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, III | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, II | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, II | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Pretty Ensign | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, IV | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, IV | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, V | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, V | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| F-BOMB | S-BOMB | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, VI | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, VI | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Rhymes of the Ancient Parodist, VII | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, VII | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| BIDEN | BISON | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Appalachian Tale/Tail | The Old Chisholm Trail | Tex Ritter | |
| Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash | |
| Shady Mahony | Lady Madonna | Beatles | |
| BIZET | BIDET | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| BIZET 2 | BIZET | John A. Barry | |
| Mothball Tweaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Dog Mess in the Foyer | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| No! Blue!!/Old Blew | Old Blue | Traditional | |
| These Clowns Are Deadwood | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
| 'quester day | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| F**k the Congress!! | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
| VP Way | VE-Day | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| This Troll House | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Lemming Leap | Let It Be | Beatles | |
| Dentition Crowns | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| OY VEY! | BI-WAY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Can’t Feel Kitty? | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Feel Bitchy | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Feel Clitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Feel Mickey | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Feel Pithy | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Reel Fishies | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| I Steal Ditties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| My Meal’s Kitty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| AM: Day | T-(X) Ray | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Smoke Up? There’s Watchers | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| DELAY | DECAY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| 'Ee-I-Ee-I-Oh,' Says He | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | |
| The Spy | The Spy | Doors | |
| Privacy | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| POPEY | TOPSY | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Vlad Day | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| LUDEY | NUDIE | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Yeso Mi Mucho | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
| Shy Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Davy’s Locker | Davy Crockett theme song | Disney | |
| I Vaunt Your Lex | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | |
| SMOG | GPMG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Moe, Meanie One, Raps Curly | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| T CUP | T-LAW | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| The Next Time | The Last Time | Rolling Stones | |
| Salon Painter | Sail On, Sailor | Beach Boys | |
| CRUMB | KRUPP | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Stockton | Houston | Dean Martin | |
| STUCK | STUNG | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| STORM | STORK | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| They Cull the Bits Verizon | They Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | |
| Model Preacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mogul Leaper | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Motel ‘Preacher’ | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Fake Jewels | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
| Whole Lotta Bakin’ Goin’ On | Whole Lot o' Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Berth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Birch Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Church Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Curse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Girth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Nurse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Purge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Purse Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Serge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Shirk Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Smirch Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Splurge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Males Love, Crave Lewd Missies | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
| Eddie Ain't on Jet | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| “Blah, Blah!” Hack Creep | Baa Baa Black Sheep | Mother Goose | |
| . . .Put a Spell. . . | Ding Dong Bell | Mother Goose | |
| Whoa! Sinkhole | Old King Cole | Mother Goose | |
| Whoa! Sinkhole | Old King Cole | Mother Goose | |
| Dingdongs Love the Sixth Cent. | Sing a Song of Sixpence | Mother Goose | |
| Good Play: Shun Mine | Good Day Sunshine | Beatles | |
| I’m in the Bag | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | |
| Substance Toot | Substitute | Who | |
| ’cause I Just Can | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | |
| Wake Me Up When It’s 4K | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
| Make Neologisms | Take Me to the River | Al Green | |
| I Only Have Eyes for Juice | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | |
| I'm Sorry | I'm Sorry | Brenda Lee | |
| The Takeoffs Are Rife | A Day In the Life | Beatles | |
| Burpday | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Mirth Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Surf Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Urge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Verge Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Wurst Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Bobby’s World | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
| Booze A Lot | Boobs A Lot | Fugs | |
| Doobs A Lot | Boobs A Lot | Fugs | |
| Dorm’s Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Scorned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Stormy | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Big Buildup; But Stand Up? | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | |
| Likely Fry In Hellish Phoenix | By the Time I Get to Phoenix | Glen Campbell | |
| Can’t Take My Vice Off o’ You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| Stand of Fine Pine—Gonna Hew | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| Car' Car | Car, Car | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Constipated | Complicated | Rolling Stones | |
| Dental On My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| Gloria | Gloria | Them | |
| Going Off o’ My Meds | Going Out Of My Head | Little Anthony and the Imperials | |
| Habem Pap’ | Happy Jack | Who | |
| Lumpy Guy | Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| I Feel Mine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| I Farted; Folks Choked | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| In My Womb | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| It’s the Same Old Songs | It's the Same Old Song | Four Tops | |
| trAction | Jackson | Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash | |
| Laps, Laps | Laugh, Laugh | The Beau Brummels | |
| Lithe | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Rise | Lies | Knickerbockers | |
| Lunch Meat, Euw! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Lunch Meat, Ooh! | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Seashells | Michelle | Beatles | |
| Boar | More | Vic Damone | |
| Whores | More | Vic Damone | |
| Rind Goy, Mohel Ain’t Chopped | My Bob Lollipop | Millie Small | |
| Modes I Shrilly Blow | Ode to Billy Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
| Trump | One | Three Dog Night | |
| Banal Hack Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Angel Pagan | Rosie and the Originals | Angel Baby | |
| G: ‘No There’ | She's Not There | Zombies | |
| Born Free | Stormy | Classics IV | |
| Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews 2 | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| I’m Resigned to Mush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Weight | Wait | Beatles | |
| Air Makes ’em Luff So | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | |
| Fill-the-Craw Dine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Miffed-at-Lots Whine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| My Dunkin’ Time | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Quite Lumpy, I | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Vile Hogs in Sty | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Why ‘Honey’?—Why??!!!!!!! | Wild Honey Pie | Beatles | |
| Always Cook with a Shiteload of Wine | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Life of Brian soundtrack | |
| Ronnie Was a Red | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Beau Swain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Broke Main | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Choke Chain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Dough Brains | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Dough Gain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Gauguin | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Ostinato | Desperado | Eagles | |
| Usury | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| On the Road’s a Hen | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Skainting | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
| Talk Sic | Toxic | Britney Spears | |
| Bicycle Built for Hue 2 | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
| Bicycle Built for Hue | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
| Whining from a Boo-Boo | Bicycle Built for Two | Harry Dacre | |
| Am Fillin’ Face | Big Bopper | Chantilly Lace | |
| Bo Peep’s Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| It’s God Nietzsche Said Dead | Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Bark, Then Tear-Maul Canine Sinks | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| He Engulfed the Reichstag, Skillful Christo | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Fartin’ Hole | Heart and Soul | Cleftones | |
| How Do You Pop the Prong-shun of Maria? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| So Much of That Doggerel I’ve Winnowed | How Much Is That Doggie In the Window? | Patti Page | |
| Got a Last ‘Spell’ to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Got Too Drunk Upon Gin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| In Heaven There Is No Ale | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Frankie Yankovic | |
| It’s Apocryphal | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
| Vet It, Snopes | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Mammon Preacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mocha, Please, Sir | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mongrel Leaker | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mow the Greens, Sir! | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Portmanteau | Oreos | Oreos Jingle | |
| Gotham’s Mayor Weiner | Oscar Mayer Weiner | Oscar Mayer Jingle | |
| Seventy-Six Trompe l’Oeils | Seventy-Six Trombones | Music Man soundtrack | |
| Snip Guy Brissed Ya | Since I Kissed Ya | The Everly Brothers | |
| Ankhs Are a Mystery | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | |
| The L.’s Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | New Testament | |
| Be | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| He's | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| Treats | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| Wake Up, Winkel, You’s Free! | Wake Up, Little Susie | The Everly Brothers | |
| We’re Given Monkeys | We're In the Money | 42nd Street soundtrack | |
| Dung for Art | Young At Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Your Seeping Fart | Your Cheating Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Don't Be Ghoul | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| Drive Guy Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | |
| Ghouls Nosh Skin | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
| Just Dropped In (to See the Renditions; I Been Scribblin’ Again) | Just Dropped In (to See What Condition My Conditio | Kenny Rogers and the First Edition | |
| Who'll Stanch the Vein? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Drool in the Vein | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
| Ghoul Is the Name | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | |
| Ghouls Sprout | School's Out | Alice Cooper | |
| Ghoul Slaughter | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Ice Rude Ghouls with a Gun | Why Do Fools Fall in Love? | Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers | |
| Drive by Spar | Drive By Car | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Seamen: Tars | BM Jar | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Plagiarism | I Got Rhythm | George Gershwin | |
| Hues: Bad/Bland Art | Huge Tank: Tsar | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Kinkade | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Don’t Let Word Get Around | Don't Let It Bring You Down | Neil Young | |
| Ewes Entrance: “Baaaaaaaaaaaa!” | Viewed: Enhanced Parts | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Keep Back Water | Greenback Dollar | Kingston Trio | |
| Keep on Dammin’ | Keep on Dancin' | Gentys | |
| It Makes Them Feel Like Damming | You Make Me Feel Like Dancing | Leo Sayer | |
| Damming in the Park | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Snout Boogers | Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | |
| Macy’s Stomp | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
| Ancient Word: Swive | H-45 | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |
| Wooden Sleigh Is Gonna Glow | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
| Halve Yourself: It’s Scary, Schiz-Full Splitness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Traditional | |
| I Saw Megyn Hissing, ‘Santa Claus. . . .’ | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Satellites Are Looking on Down | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Congress Has Nary Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Isle Be Home—Scorn Isthmus | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| Jim Goes Belle—Frocked | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Jim Goes Belle | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Simon’s Tight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| Simon’s Tight | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| The Grilled Mixed Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| Bridge Broken, Trouble Crossing | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Cross Over This Bridge?! | Cross Over the Bridge | Patti Page | |
| Michael Rows a Boat from Shore | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Miscellaneous | |
| Ferry ’cross from Jersey | Ferry ’cross the Mersey | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
| Sin with Gretel | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Bites at Night Fatten | Knights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| Soup Man | Suzanne | Leonard Cohen | |
| Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You | Baby, I'm-a Want You | Bread | |
| Bridge Groanin’, Tubby Crossing | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Tasty Lunch | Crazy Love | Van Morrison | |
| Ratty Pack | Happy Jack | Who | |
| On the Toad Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Marijuana | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Fort Lee or Not-Fort-Lee. . . ? | To Be or Not to Be? | Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
| Deranged Electoral Throng | The Major General's song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Makes the Cake Depart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Save Me! | Baby | Justin Bieber | |
| So Wrong, Hairy Ann | So Long, Marianne | Leonard Cohen | |
| Halter, Loosen! | Hallelujah | Leonard Cohen | |
| Knockers Cassent Bra | Rock the Casbah | Clash | |
| Putin on a Blitz, Revisited | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Comes Russia's Dick Thug | From Russian with Love | From Russia With Love Soundtrack | |
| Fun-Fun-Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | |
| I Can Spear Food Fish | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
| Crimea's Shivver | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Ow! You Voodoo It | How Do You Do It? | Gerry and the Pacemakers | |
| Feet Maulin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Guy's So Vlad | I'm So Glad | Cream | |
| Punning a-Plenty | Running on Empty | Jackson Browne | |
| Bane | Rain | Beatles | |
| Ukraine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Vlad Day 2 | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| The Reign of Pain | The Reign in Spain | My Fair Lady soundtrack | |
| With My Fife | In My Life | Beatles | |
| Bad Swiss 2 | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
| Fast Bris | Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson | |
| High's the Wood | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | |
| How Do You Solve a Problem Like Crimea? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music soundtrack | |
| They've Left, the Arts, from San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| A Letter from Damp | A Letter from Camp | Allan Sherman | |
| Thirst Day | Birthday | Beatles | |
| Fuels Gush In, FFV | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
| Fuels Gush In | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
| Centaurfoal | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
| Cross-Dress in Dude Array | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| 'Gratis' Lion | Dandelion | Rolling Stones | |
| Mr. Brown's a Craven Carpetbagger | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Nix Ticks’ Pricks, Quick, Flick ’em Off! | Hickory Dickory Dock | Mother Goose | |
| We’re Walkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Mocker Goof Medley | Nursery Rhymes 2 | Mother Goose | |
| Mocker Goof Rhymes | Nursery Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Save the Last Dram for Me | Save the Last Dance for Me | The Drifters | |
| Filled with Meds Imposed by Needles | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Various Artists | |
| Lick the Toad’s Back | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
| I've Just Seen a Face' | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| Old Party-Obama | Ob-la-di ob-la-da | Beatles | |
| Stinking Grifting Thieves | Bringing In the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| Indoor-Grow Lady from Grassadena | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | |
| You Hook Your Glove | The Look of Love | Dionne Warwick | |
| We Watch the TV Shiller | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | |
| Hobby Girl | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
| Vile Maliki | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Levant | Levon | Elton John | |
| Poor Is Hillary | Poor Pitiful Me | Warren Zevon | |
| Bad Bay | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| Auburn Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
| (Dismembered) Wokkin’ Tim and Stan | (Remember) Walking in the Sand | Shangri-Las | |
| Come See the Mounds D | Come See About Me | The Supremes | |
| Breasts Filets | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Breasts, Olé | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Alopecia | Mama Mia | Abba | |
| Makes Me Lupine Just Till Day | Wake Me Up On Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | |
| Gold McDonnell Had Some Charm | Old MacDonald Had a Farm | Nursery Rhyme | |
| Trailer Trash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | |
| Welcome Back the Cold War | Welcome to My Nightmare | Alice Cooper | |
| Branching Out, My Eye For You | Can't Take My Eyes Off of You | Frankie Valli | |
| I Am the Woodman | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | |
| Vatican Shag | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| Hallow Slay | Holiday | Bee Gees | |
| Hog Buffet | Holiday | Madonna | |
| Power Compelling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m a Green Leaver | I'm a Believer | Monkees | |
| More ’f ’em | Norman | Sue Thompson | |
| I to the Shelter Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Green-Leaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
| Barely Got Me Hard | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| La Voie en Rouge | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Green Leaves 2 | Greenfields | Brothers Four | |
| Green Leaves | Greensleeves | Traditional | |
| Lech Is Joe | Let It Snow | Various Artists | |
| Len’s a Schmoe | Let It Snow | Various Artists | |
| Sony Hue | Only You | Platters | |
| Watchin’ in a Window, Though It’s Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Various Artists | |
| I’ll Be Gnome for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Grim Grimm’s Grifty | Chim chim cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Sweet-Bliss Food, a Cherry Blintz Fest | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Should I Bay or Should I Goat? | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
| Bacon’s God | Shake It Off | Taylor Swift | |
| Pork You Ate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | |
| Atmo’ Ablation! | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Sickly House Club: Meme Con | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Disney | |
| Billy Snacks on Endive | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | |
| Prick Knees | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Keen! | Jean | Rod McKuen | |
| That’s Curare | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Creek to Creek 2 | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
| Creek to Creek | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
| Peak to Peak | Cheek to Cheek | Irving Berlin | |
| Brian Lies | Lyin' Eyes | Eagles | |
| All About That Base | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
| All About That Bass | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
| Stake With Me | Stay With Me | Sam Smith | |
| Nix, Please, Sticks; Don’t Get Shots! | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| I Drink Purell in Lieu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Trolling in the Deep | Rolling in the Deep | Adele | |
| Of Mammon Gelt It’s Full Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Clump Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Cinnamon Shill | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Meat Teams with Taste of Cheese | Sweet Dreams Are Made of This | Eurythymics | |
| Bro Put a Spell on Ju- | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Kickin’ Wife | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
| You Ain’t Growin’ No Hair | You Ain't Goin' Nowhere | Byrds/Bob Dylan | |
| Mocho Man | Macho Man | Village People | |
| F’ DMV | YMCA | Village People | |
| Porn Between Two Covers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Macgregor | |
| Oxy’s Our Smack Proxy | Oakie from Muskogee | Merle Haggard | |
| Football Gripper | PInball Wizard | Who | |
| Doc Mehmet, Shill | Don't Mess With Bill | Marvelettes | |
| Slap, Please! Glute Nethers | Happy Together | Turtles | |
| Diddled Sisters | Little Sister | Elvis Presley | |
| Denny Had a Pet | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Suckin’ Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | |
| Hedge Slammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
| ‘Mr. Tunnels,’ Ruse His Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
| Rip’an Sphincter | Little Sister | Elvis Presley | |
| The Schvitz | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| The Sphinx | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| Schvitzin’ the Night Away | Twistin' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
| Cold Time Revision | Old Time Religion | Traditional | |
| Fakes, We Groan; Trump the Toad | Take Me Home Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Take in No! ’mes Coming Home | Take Me Home Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Trump [Redux] | Lump | Presidents Of The United States | |
| Dread Guy’s Name Is Vlad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Fired! | Fired | Pointer Sisters | |
| Trump’s Bad Hairage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| ¿Qué? Serrá, Serrá! | Che Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
| ’K, Serrá, Serrá! | Che Sera Sera | Doris Day | |
| Troll The Donald Has No Charm | Old MacDonald Had a Farm | Traditional | |
| Donald | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| Churl | Girl | Beatles | |
| Kimmy’s Ass | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Breasts Day of My Life | Best Day of My Life | American Authors | |
| Infrastructure Is Broken | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
| The Lyin’ Creep’s in Sight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Tokens | |
| Debate?! | The Weight | Band | |
| All About That Place | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
| All About That Plaice | All About That Bass | Meghan Trainor | |
| björk Screech | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| ’borg’s Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Tainted Is the River | Take Me to the River | Talking Heads | |
| None for Marriage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Salem Redux | Sailing | Christopher Cross | |
| Burn a Mound | Turn Around | Conor Maynard | |
| Diazepam | Polythene Pam | Beatles | |
| Super-PACs-antidemocrat[ic]-threat-green-lit-by-SCOTUS | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Ben | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
| Putin’s Floppy Tits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Don’t Go Making a Hart | Don't Go Breaking My Heart | Elton John and Kiki Dee | |
| Putin’s Glommy Mitts | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berliln | |
| Carly’s Rise—At Least Today | Charlie on the MTA | Kingston Trio | |
| You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere | You Ain't Goin' Nowhere | Byrds | |
| Been There, Done That 2 | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
| Been There, Done That | You Can't Do That | Beatles | |
| Hillary | Timothy | Buoys | |
| Wetback | Get Back | Beatles | |
| I’ve Got a Pill for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Putz Is Sellin’ You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Quell Those Muslims in the Vater' (He Treasures ‘Mein Kampf’) | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | |
| Fan o’ Roids | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | |
| Affluenza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Alopecia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Molten Lava | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Maneater | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Maria | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
| Rick [Snyder] Needs a Hoosegow Number | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| Parlando | Fernando | Abba | |
| Trompe l’Oeil | This Boy | Beatles | |
| Troll Fears the Bleacher | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Guy’s a Loser | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
| Loser | Loser | Beck | |
| Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | |
| Water Brew: Bud Dreck | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
| Wrought From Loo Butt Dreck | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | |
| Crap Miller High Life, a Sin | Back in the High Life Again | Steve Winwood | |
| Junk Is PBR | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| Mighty Gross is Golden Coors | Michael Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | |
| Scammed Drivers | Cab Driver | Mills Brothers | |
| Bust Pop | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
| Losers Getting Winnowed | Look Through Any Window | Hollies | |
| Mop, Mop | Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
| I Put a Spill on You 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Guy’s Reborn, Snoring This Round | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | |
| Say ‘Goodbye’ to Bush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Bern, Bern, Bern | Turn, Turn, Turn | Byrds | |
| I Got a Spoiled Fugu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| (Guy Don’t Vet No) Ghastly Factions | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | |
| Duke Prompts Hurl | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
| Short Fingers | Goldfinger | John Barry, Anthony Newley | |
| You’ve Got Bore Rubble | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | |
| Gimme That Goldmine Religion 2 | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
| A Slay with a Knife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
| With My Knife | In My Life | Beatles | |
| Degeneration | My Generation | Who | |
| Guy’s Hibernation | My Generation | Who | |
| Brain Stops, Sleep’s Calling, Zonked, Fine Meds! | Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
| Twisted Clowns Moved In the Toxic Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Goon-Stooge Riot | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | |
| He Boned Alabama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| Sole Man | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| ‘Southern’ Ram | Southern Man | Neil Young | |
| Devil in the Tri- | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
| There’s Evil in the Devil’s Run | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | |
| Ban the Tritone | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood | |
| Algorithm Maker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack | |
| Bentley Man’s a Lech | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Palmyra | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Elvis Lives | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| You Oughta Be in Prison | You Oughta Be in Pictures | Ziegfield Follies Of 1934 | |
| I Got a Spool o’ Jute | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got a Snail on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Hits: They’re Dumbed Down Dudes Who Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
| I Fear 'Das Rheingold' | My Beer Is Rheingold | Rheingold Beer Jingle | |
| It Was the Gym | It Must Be Him | Vikiki Carr | |
| Man Tits Invasion | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Yearnin’s Drugs | Burnin' Love | Elvis Presley | |
| Go to the Well for Booze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Put a Sprawl Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Pudding’s Spoiled—Eschew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A-Cravin’ | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
| ‘Ben’ | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
| Center Hold | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | |
| Nose-Zappin’ Mercaptan | O Captain! My Captain! | Walt Whitman | |
| Vittles Children | Little Children | Billy J. Kramer | |
| Donner | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| Stick Me With a Neck Shot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| They Put the Spelling Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| High Probe | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| Stumpf | Lump | Presidents of the United States | |
| Pest Song | Jets Song | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Sugar Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
| Pig D. | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Tart of Gold’ | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| Wells’ Hellish Smelly Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Months of Hell Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screaming' Jay Hawkins | |
| Quivira | The Seeker | Who | |
| Mofo Liam | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mongrel Eater | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mongrel Teether | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mother Teacher | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mountain Leeza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mountain Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| These Boobs Are Paid For Talkin’?! | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| That’s Apnea | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Tame Me | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| A Hymn to Himself, #10 | A Hymn to Him | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| No Ordinary Man, #3 | An Ordinary Man | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Picturing’s Purse Will Be Mine, #6 | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Transformed, I Make Art That’s Fine, #11 | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| I Could Have Damned All Night, #5 | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| I’ve Grown Accustomed to This Place, #9 | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| He’ll Entreat Me to Give, #2 | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Showing, #8 | Show Me | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Paint on the Plane, #7 | The Rain in Spain | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| With Little Bit of Luck, #4 | With Little Bit of Luck | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Good?! Oh Please; It’s Ugily!, #1 | Wouldn't It Be Loverly? | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| I Pump Up Smelly Goo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Pump the Smelly Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Pump to Swell the Tube | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Been Toadyin’ | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Election | Connection | The Rolling Stones | |
| ‘Party’ Doll | Party Doll | Buddy Knox | |
| Putin on a Blitz, #3 | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Yugedolph’s Ready to Reign Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
| Crime Society | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Dry, My Martini | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| Fie Sobriety! | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| Impropriety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| My Impiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| My Propriety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| Pie Satiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| ‘High Society’ | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks | |
| It’s Russia He Loves | From Russian with Love | Matt Munro | |
| Carolina Sans McCrory | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | |
| Felis Scratched Me Bad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| Buy a Tie for Me?! | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Bagels I Have Spurned for Pie | Angels I Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| I’ll Be Honed for Slitness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I’m a Hopeless Dimwit | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | |
| I’m Dreaming of a Flight Bitter | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Loggin’ in to Dig a Bunch o’ Scams | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| The Mission of Tsar Nick-the-Bits | A Visit from St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Glow and Shine! | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Old Rank Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| We Have Expelled a Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Putin Palmed the Bits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlln | |
| Abel Sliced | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
| How Do You Song the Prolongs of Melisma? | How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music | |
| Abel Knifed?! | Edelweisse | Sound of Music | |
| ’Ho’s Scheming a Raft o’ Sleaze | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Slime ’ho’s Backed Down | I Won't Back Down | Tom Petty | |
| Angel Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
| Should I Bake or Should I Roast? | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
| Graze and Nosh | Shake It Off | Taylor Swift | |
| Five Bears Eating Norm | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| I Am Poor, Not Rich | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| My Shar-Pei Is Sore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Pas Cher, Suis-Je Pauvre | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Landing in Jail | Ballantine Ale jingle | Madison Avenue | |
| Crammin’ Time’s Here | Ballantine Beer jingle | Commercial Jingles | |
| Shakers | Schaefer Beer jingle | Madison Avenue | |
| Tun-Based Art | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Scientology | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Engrams-Flee Clear | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
| Love Miscavige | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Goldspritzer | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Anti-Vax (Shamelot Version) | Happy Jack | Who | |
| Anti-Vax | Happy Jack | Who | |
| Hack Attack | Happy Jack | Who | |
| Weighted Dice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
| Paper Sans Writing | Paperback Writer | Beatles | |
| Estrogen Bean | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
| Limericks | Jimmy Mack | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| It’s with Anapests Wrought | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Grazing Lice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
| Inauguration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| The Lickerish Song | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Russians Have Got | From Russian with Love | Matt Munro | |
| Dreck Flacks | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Press Gone? | Jets Song | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Sprinkled Beds from Golden Leakings | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Springfields | |
| Tart of Gold’ #2 | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| Tarts Give Gold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| Scam Tweeters | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
| Yuge Id in Town | New Kid in Town | Eagles | |
| Give Me No Facts | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
| Mogul Tweeter | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| That’s Assad Way | New Kid in Town | Dean Martin | |
| Putin and His Bitch | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| The Tweets Go On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | |
| Fight Anxiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Hype Anxiety | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Ply a Lie to Me | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Try Autocracy? | High Anxiety | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Swell Democracy | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| The Putsch Envelopes You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rotten Eaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
| Incest. Can’t Temper It! | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Sexually Clean | Zestfully Clean | Zest commercial | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 1 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 2 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 3 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 4 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 5 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 6 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Picaresque Song, Part 7 | The Limerick Song | Miscellaneous | |
| Bowling Green | Bowling Green | The Everly Brothers | |
| Kellyane | Carrie Anne | Hollies | |
| Putin’s Envoy Quits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| El Mariachi | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
| Power’s Compelling You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Motel Cleaner | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Awesome, Please! | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| Awesome Queefs | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
| Windy Are the Queeves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| Leaves of Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| Autumn Sheaves | Autumn Leaves | Various Artists | |
| Wind Brings In the Leaves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| [Pe]ruke of Squirr’l | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
| League of Deduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| I Hold My Pelt with Glue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Put a Belt o’ Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rank Dissipation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| My Bottle I’ll Tilt with a Motion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Raised the Price | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | |
| Chum Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
| With Russians He Chummed | From Russia with Love | Matt Munro | |
| Sweet Land or Deep at Sea | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | |
| It Puts a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Chum Be Lumpy | Humpty Dumpty | Traditional | |
| Poor Humpty Fell Onto | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin'Jay Hawkins | |
| Oh, Chum, All Ye Baitful | Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful | Traditional | |
| Stump-Stump-Stumpy | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Chummy, Chummy, Chummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | |
| Chum | Lump | Presidents of the United States | |
| We Ride the Swells, This Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Chumbalaya | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| A Crook in Gloves | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| I’m Put in Cell to Rue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Patented Leather | Happy Together | Turtles | |
| You Get a Swell Purview | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Live?! Let ’em Die! | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | |
| You’d Best Stay Well, or You…. | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Filth and Garbage | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Most of the Gain Goes | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Mabel’s Nice | Edelweiss | The Sound Of Music (Musical) | |
| Mabel’s Nice | Edelweiss | The Sound Of Music (Musical) | |
| Going Back | Going Back | Carole King | |
| I Feel Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Fire Started to Smoke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Insanity Defense | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Mr. Bass Man | Mr. Bass Man | Johnny Cymbal | |
| My Conflagrations | My Generation | Who | |
| Overt Bunkum: Lies-Bray Clowns | Over Under Sideways Down | The Yardbirds | |
| The Puzder | The Pusher | Steppenwolf | |
| Tiny Stubbies | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Flames | Fame | David Bowie | |
| It’s Hot As Hell When You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Johnny Has Hots for a Smolder | Johnny Has Gone for a Soldier | Traditional | |
| Nag-Beater | Maneater | Hall & Oates | |
| The Pony Felled the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| A Big Fistload of Soap | A Little Bit of Soap | Jarmels | |
| Zest Song | Jets Song | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Cleansing with the Zest | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Me Frothin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Try Soap | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | |
| It Is Not Prell I Use | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Ground Is Sluicy | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
| Most High Card’nal Clement IX | Oh My Darling Clementine | Traditional | |
| Transfiguration | My Generation | Who | |
| They’ve Found Purdue’s Kick | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews | |
| Reincarnation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Transfiguration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| It Won’t Sit Well, This Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| We Cannot Tell It’s You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stake Me, Ron | Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | |
| Guy Puts a Spell on ‘Huge’ | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Love A ‘Spell’ Redo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’m Plump—My Belly Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| She’s Just Too Swell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| United Beats Man | United We Stand | Brotherhood of Man | |
| Ropa de Cama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Flannel | Carol | Chuck Berry | |
| Apparel | Oh, Carol | Neil Sedaka | |
| Vasco da Gama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Billy Boy | Billy Boy | Traditional | |
| Fox Bid That Yeller ’dieu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| In My Garden, Akita | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Meter Charade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
| Prongy Doggy Woo | Foggy Foggy Dew | Traditional | |
| Combover Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| I Feel Compelled to Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Putt as Well as You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I’ve an Embellished View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| That Pug Was Beltin’ Stu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Mutt’s Compelled to Woo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Pungent Smell Is You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Back to the USSR | Back in the USSR | Beatles | |
| Kara-Murza | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Tools Russian | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | |
| Turpitude | Turbulence | Warren Zevon | |
| That Putin Fella’s Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Putin Orders Hits | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Memes of Reduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| The Unicorn Throng | The Unicorn Song | Irish Rovers | |
| Screaming Mr. Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | |
| These Guys Believe in ‘Science’?! | She Blinded Me with Science | Thomas Dolby | |
| Cowbell He Has Heard, Gets High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| I Whisk Up Airy Delishness | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| There’s Rich Melisma at Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| The Game Is On; a Stick Fight’s Here | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Felled Trees Make Me Sad | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | |
| Prison Cells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
| Slickum Gel | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
| Sylvan Dells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
| Vittles Roast: Wonderful Dining Is Near | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| Ruminants Also, Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Miscellaneous | |
| Silage Bites | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| Gotta Go House-Mop | Up on the Housetop | Miscellaneous | |
| Hacking Cells Were Green-lit Via Kremlin | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Jingle-Hell Schlock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Styx Go Down…Beelzebub | Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Whittle Down That Elm Tree Stem | Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Groggy, Soggy Blitzed Fest | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| Knives Are Honed at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Sy’ll Be Joan for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Gin Goes Well | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| The Bits-Blitz Throng | The Christmas Song | Miscellaneous | |
| The Knights of Short Diction | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Hog-Fress, These Scary Senate Men | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kismet | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Livin’-In Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Sinecure World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Bold Bang Sign | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| I Have Found ‘Spell’ Anew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Domesday Tax Platoon | Tuesday Afternoon | The Moody Blues | |
| At the Stream Where You Fish | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Béchamel Liked Much | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
| Béchamel Mousse-o | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
| Béchamel Mucho | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
| Béchamel, Like Mousse | Bésame Mucho | Various Artists | |
| California Greenin’ | California Dreamin' | Mamas and the Papas | |
| Glottal Stop | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
| 'Very Stable Genius' | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| I’m Meal-Picky | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Lunch-Meat Food | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Vittles on Road, Flattened | Visions of Johanna | Bob Dylan | |
| Marquis De... | Maria | West Side Story | |
| She’s Binding Le’; He Likes It! | She Blinded Me with Science | Thomas Dolby | |
| She’ll Put a Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mr. Struck-Down if You Play | Mr. Touchdown USA | Traditional | |
| Adumbrated Light at Dusk | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| Feasting on Champ’gnons | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| Stormy | Stormy | Classics IV | |
| I’ll Put Some Gelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamiln' Jay Hawkins | |
| Stormy Treasure | Stormy Weather | Various Artists | |
| Stormy Treasure | Stormy Weather | Various Artists | |
| Tubi Or Not Tubi? | To Be or Not to Be? | William Shakespeare: Hamlet | |
| Lug Me, Lou | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| The Purser | The Pusher | Steppenwolf | |
| Sobriquet’s BINGO | Seminole Bingo | Warren Zevon | |
| Blue Nun Way | Blue Sunday | Doors | |
| Itchin’ in Summer | Indian Summer | Doors | |
| Lamb ’Ho’! | Land Ho! | Doors | |
| Maggie’s Man Tilled | Maggie M'Gill | Doors | |
| Deep Bog | Peace Frog | Doors | |
| Clean Up the Highway! | Queen of the Highway | Doors | |
| Old Souse Booze | Roadhouse Blues | Doors | |
| Ripped Off Jewels | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| Sh*t Accrues | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| Not Spry | The Spy | Doors | |
| Baking Gorgeous Buns | Waiting for the Sun | Doors | |
| You’ll Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | Doors | |
| I Feel Pain | It Will Rain | Bruno Mars | |
| Wear Wool in London | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | |
| Jug-Wine Stuporman | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | |
| Bra Filch | Brazil | Various Artists | |
| Bra Zilch | Brazil | Various Artists | |
| Bromides | Brazil | Various Artists | |
| Happy Taps | Happy Jack | Who | |
| Tomorrow, ’nother Show | Tomorrow Never Knows | Beatles | |
| Craving: Stable Bigness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| Craving: Stable Ingress | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| That Punch, a Hellish Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Her Jalousie’s Askew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Jalopy Won’t Move | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Jambalaya Moved! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Jealousy’s on View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| My Jongleurie Is Rude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Rexy Vacates | Sexy Sadie | Beatles | |
| Green Sink Cleansed | Geek Stink Breath | Green Day | |
| Sugar Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
| Bouleversement from Bromide Dreams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
| Bouleversement from Bromide Dreams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
| Paint the Mustang’s Fixed Fender Bends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | |
| To Crap a Load | Tobacco Road | Nashville Teens | |
| I Doffed My Belt in School | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Put on ‘Elle’ Front, You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mocking Sprees | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| You Get a Swell Sea View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| The Mothball Fleet, So Long Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Fueling the Still | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | |
| Makin' Absinthe Ade | Lady Marmalade | Patti LaBelle | |
| A Greenish-Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Crimes Are Ursine | Like a Virgin | Madonna | |
| Comb Moussed Tresses | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Maze Is Made of Maize | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney | |
| Did Wells’ Shell Sells Screw You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Mocking ‘Matilda’ | Mother Matilda | Pink Floyd | |
| Lunch for an Alligator | Love in an Elevator | Aerosmith | |
| Grads | Bad | Michael Jackson | |
| Twine Hair | Mein Heir | Liza Minnelli, Cabaret | |
| To Borrow Is Wrong, Trust Me! | Tomorrow Belongs to Me | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Kash’ Got Sliced | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| MBS (Mister Bone Saw) | Mister Sandman | Chordettes | |
| Wahabis | Shipoopi | Buddy Hackett, Music Man | |
| Wimpin’ | Willin’ | Little Feat | |
| Walled-in Matilda | Waltzing Matilida | Traditional | |
| The Boof Up Butt | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| It’s Heaven to Drink Some Beer | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Brave Combo | |
| Gorge-Slitter Is a Dread Loup-Garou | Gorilla, You're a Desperado | Warren Zevon | |
| Ogres Aren’t Riven by Dudes Who’re Good | Over the River and Through the Wood | Traditional | |
| Rain/Spain/Plain | Rain | Beatles | |
| Changing | Changes | David Bowie | |
| Tar’ff Man | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Got a Phone For Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Maria | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Piscine Plight | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| It’s The Most Slumberful Time When You’re Here | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| Santa Claus Caught Runnin’ Around | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| Wrecked Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
| Equina | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Offset’s My Baby’s Backbone | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
| Sylvan Hell | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| Glug Rye Before Christmas (A Tipple with Saint Drinksalot) | The Night Before Christmas (A Visit From Saint Nic | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Jalousies | Jealousy | Greg Kihn Band | |
| The NFL Kills Dudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Shut Down | Shut Down | Beach Boys | |
| Flunkeys, Trogs, Hogs, Dimwits | Monkey Wash, Donkey, Rinse | Warren Zevon | |
| Bad Air That You Breathe | The Air That I Breathe | Hollies | |
| Host-Munchers | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | |
| I Put a Shell in Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Onomatopoeia | Heartache Spoken Here | Warren Zevon | |
| Soap Gets In Your Eyes | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Platters | |
| Marie K. | Maria | West Side Story | |
| Marie Gained Fame Peddling Hoarder Shame | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | |
| Marie K. Has Got a Plan | Mary Had a Little Lamb | Sarah Josepha Hale | |
| Devil: My Dis Guise | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | |
| He’s the Devil | He's a Rebel | The Crystals | |
| Satan Is No Fun | Waiting for the Sun | Doors | |
| Mobster Bash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
| Ceasin' of the Witch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | |
| PG&E | YMCA | Village People | |
| Seuss Fans | Suzanne | Leonard Cohen | |
| Gnomes on the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| Larvae, Grubs, and Honey | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
| Lawyer Grubs for Money | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
| Starbucks | Starman | David Bowie | |
| Bellow Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
| Pay Dough (The Banana Dolt Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Yes, He Bought That Banana | Yes, We Have No Bananas | Louis Prima | |
| Tinkle Belles | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| I’ll Atone Post-Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Tinkerbell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Robbin’ Downtown Brings Misery | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Good Mooring | Good Morning | Singing in the Rain soundtrack | |
| Blame It on the Cosa Nostra | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Carpe Diem | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| I Pawed Three Dips | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | |
| Got a Drone for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Sy’s Come Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Hey, Juul | Hey, Jude | Beatles | |
| The Kill-Mist Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| The Kill-Mist Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| Shite Pictures | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Gibberish Talk | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Warmin’ of the Skin Will Make Me Glad | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Ankles Seen with Skirts up High | Angles We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| Boy Becomes Girl | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| Joints Truly Hurt | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| A Schism Splits the Witless Twits | A Visit from St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| I Heart Not a Joke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Bold, Ranked Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Ablative Absolute | Obladi Oblada | Beatles | |
| I'm in the Mood Subjunc’ | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Haul Increases | I Fall to Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| Catmanshrew | Katmandu | Bob Seger | |
| I Paint on Yellow Hue, 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Paint on Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Money | Money | Beatles | |
| Money | Money | Beatles | |
| Scented, the Pillow with Your Fleece on | Send Me the Pillow That You Dream on | Johnny Tillotson | |
| Low Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Cults Accrue | Love Me Do | Beatles | |
| Sharia | Maria | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Revelation | Revolution | Beatles | |
| If You Believe That the Stars | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | |
| Stink of Mire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| The Geek Scourge | The Seeker | Who | |
| To 'Know' Him Means to Love Him | To Know Him Is to Love Him | Teddy Bears | |
| Should I Taste Her Bloody Throat? Rewrite | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | Clash | |
| Búscame Mucho | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
| Look for Me a Lot | Besame Mucho | Various artists | |
| Norwegian Cod | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
| A Vixen Wife | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
| The Fishin’ Life | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
| Baby Yoda | My Sharona | Knack | |
| I’m Cooking Boo Boo | I'm Looking through You | Beatles | |
| My Bookie’ll Screw You | I'm Looking through You | Beatles | |
| Delicious | Depiction | Chris van Abkoude | |
| The Mayn’t Be Metrical Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Man’s Castaneda | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | |
| Why Corona? | My Sharona | Knack | |
| I’m Forever Hoarding Baubles | I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles | Cockney Rejects | |
| Maple Trees | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
| Mafioso | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Whirl | Girl | Beatles | |
| Hellish Subjunctive | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | |
| It Is a Hellish Mood | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Shorn Fleece | Born Free | Andy Willilams | |
| I Hate PG&E | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | |
| It’s Freeze, Not Fry | Live Free or Die | Bill Morrissey | |
| Lumbar-Crack Song | Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | |
| I’m A Believer | I’m A Believer | Monkees | |
| Memes Sell | Michelle | Beatles | |
| You’re So Seamy | You Won't See Me | Beatles | |
| Light My Ire | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| Mona Lisa | Mama Mia | ABBA | |
| I Put a Smell on Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Glossolalia | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Barber Dan | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| The CRISPR Life | The Christian Life | Byrds | |
| Pig-Trough Clan Keeps Chowin’ | Big Rock Candy Mountain | Harry McClintock | |
| Nose-Line Restriction | Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
| The Book of Words | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| The Look of Drugs | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| Mohels: ‘Hack a Chode?!’ | Tobacco Road | Nashville Teens | |
| Fools Spout | School's Out | Alice Cooper | |
| Spokespeople | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| The Putrid Smell o’ Loo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| I Gorge upon Shepherd’s | The Lord Is My Shepherd | Traditional | |
| Lazy, Hazy Sprinter | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| I Am in a Race | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | |
| Rolled Pictures | Roll with It | Steve Winwood | |
| L-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| A Simple Desultory Philippic (Revisited) | A Simple Desultory Philippic | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Corruption World | Computer World | Kraftwerk | |
| Of Famous Mels There’s Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| They Trampled Him During the Running | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
| Taurus Galore Song | Toreador Song, Carmen | Georges Bizet | |
| Teddy Wants His Meth | Benny and the Jets | Elton John | |
| L-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Pair o’ Dice Lost, Book I, Part 1 | Paradise Lost, Book I | John Milton | |
| Ire Misfired | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| As Promised, He Is Granting Schmoes Pardons | I Never Promised You a Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
| Butt’s Stopped | Bus Stop | Hollies | |
| Sleaze Tech Heavies Are Big Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | Hollies | |
| Pay You Back on Pinterest | Pay You Back with Interest | Hollies | |
| 5,000 Rhymes | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Parody | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| “Mike Corona” | My Sharona | Knack | |
| Won’t Get Fueled on Gin | Won't Get Fooled Again | Who | |
| Everything is F**ked Up | Everything Is Broken | Bob Dylan | |
| Pumpkin Face | Poker Face | Lady Gaga | |
| I'll Put a Squelch on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Vacant, Careless Dimwits | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| Mr. Sanders | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | |
| Pair o’ Dice Lost, Book I, Part 2 | Paradise Lost, Book 1 | John Milton | |
| Caparray, Part 10 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 11 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 12 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 1 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 2 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 3 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 4 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 5 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 6 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 7 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 8 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Caparray, Part 9 | Cabaret | Cabaret Soundtrack | |
| Woe, House-bound | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Shelter-in-Place Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| All Together? No!! | All Together Now | Beatles | |
| Quarantini | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Corona, Corona | Corinna, Corinna | Bob Dylan | |
| Mother Nature’s Done | Mother Nature's Son | Beatles | |
| Trapped-Within Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
| Goin’ Stir Crazy at Home | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | |
| Runaground Sloop | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| Those Were the Days | Those Were the Days | Mary Hopkin | |
| Guys, Schlep Apart in San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Kemp | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
| Sam's on Week 3 | Psalm 23 | Unknown | |
| Sam’s Mighty Bummed | Psalm 91 | Miscellaneous | |
| Stuck in, Ravin’ the Home-shtik Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| Boor Meme-tweeting Fantasies | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Steeples | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Easter Charade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
| Easter Pand' Aid | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
| Bad-Runes Vikings | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Sheltered, Shuttered, Curses Muttered | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| ’Donna | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| ’Donna | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| Chloroquine | Heroin | Velvet Underground | |
| It’s Today? Or Yesterday? | More Today Than Yesterday | Spiral Staircase | |
| Tweeter Tirade | Easter Parade | Irving Berlin | |
| No-No! | Heigh-Ho | Disney Songs | |
| Sicko Louse Dunce Song | Mickey Mouse Club Song | Disney Songs | |
| South Dakota | Oklahoma | Oklahoma! (Musical) | |
| Schlock Dose o’ Diesel! | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | |
| Sick? Get Back to Work! | Whistle While You Work | Disney Songs | |
| 21st Century Pox | 20th Century Fox | Doors | |
| Cerebrate | Celebrate | Three Dog Night | |
| Jeff B.’s Mad for Gelt | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | |
| Sov’reign Citizen | Model Citizen | Warren Zevon | |
| Stay in House, Dudes, Be All Tame | Take Me Out to the Ball Game | Traditional | |
| Blame Is Always on “The Other” | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Sniff It up Snout | Fiddle About | Who | |
| Prisoners Who’re Shut | Prisoners of Love | Producers Soundtrack | |
| Scum Of The Earth | Salt of the Earth | Rolling Stones | |
| Thank You Very Much | Thank You Very Much | Scaffold | |
| The Blame Game | The Name Game | Shirley Ellis | |
| We Are the Champions | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| Stooge, Gotta Depart | You Gott Have Heart | Damned Yankees soundtrack | |
| Hombre Naranja | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
| Manos Vag’randas | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
| Man’s Mug Is Orange | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
| Man’s a Cat-Grabber | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha Soundtrack | |
| Clump Together | Come Together | Beatles | |
| Injection | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
| Clear Lungs with Sun | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | |
| Buy Some Clorox 2 | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Buy Some Clorox | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Tracing | Traces | Classics IV | |
| Bad Case of Trump-Abuse (Stop It? Not Yet!) | Bad Case of Lovin' You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
| Bad Case of Trump-Imbue (Doctors, Schmoctors!) | Bad Case of Lovin' You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
| Cram, Mob, and Chum | Band on the Run | Wings | |
| Don’t Wanna Use Drugs | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | |
| We’ve Few Tests | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack | |
| All I Have to Do Is Bleach | All I Have to Do Is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
| Georgia’s Gov: Blind Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | |
| Memes Unseemly? Hey, Who Cares?! | Jeannie with the Light Brown Hair | Stephen Foster | |
| A Stooge Full of Bullsh*t | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Kushner, Crook Scourge | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| Jerkoff Krookner Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | |
| Boozy Crew | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| The Finest of Boys | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
| Splendid Satiation | Splendid Isolation | Warren Zevon | |
| Politics Flunkies | Porcelain Monkey | Warren Zevon | |
| All They Want To Do Is Meme | All I Have to Do Is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
| It’s by Zoom | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| Ablute Ripeness | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Light My Lungs | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| Lodi | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Snoopy’s Due | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| A Deluge of Lies | A Day in the Life | Beatles | |
| Cosa Nostra | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | |
| Projection | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
| Fools Gushed In | Fools Rush In | Ricky Nelson | |
| Get Back | Get Back | Beatles | |
| ‘Genius’ Ramps Disease | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Heroes Fight Illness | Heroes and Villains | Beach Boys | |
| Zuckerberg | Hushabye | Beach Boys | |
| Mind of a Child | I Am a Child | Neil Young | |
| Leader of the Claque | Leader of the Pack | Shangri-Las | |
| Stooge Lot’s Truth Naught | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Dolt Tweets in America | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | |
| Paint It Black | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Victims of Trump | Prisoners of Love | Producers Soundtrack | |
| Tweeting Deranged Scam | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| [Know] Nothings Happened In Another Day | Something Happened to Me Yesterday | Rolling Stones | |
| Stone Freak | Stone Free | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Here Come the Clowns | Tears of a Clown | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | |
| The Crooked Lump | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| Lindsey | Windy | Association | |
| Crew Had To Hide The Docs Away | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
| Republican Party | American Woman | Guess Who | |
| Another Under The Bus | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| Autocrats | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
| Elon | Levon | Elton John | |
| Whiny Ranter | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
| Fillin’ | Willin' | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Treacherous Trumps | Eminence Front | Who | |
| Mobster Criminal | Model Citizen | Warren Zevon | |
| Teddy's Dad | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | |
| Troggies Sent to Congress | Froggie Went a-Courtin' | Traditional | |
| Fat Il Duce | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Sibilance Sure Does Sounds Swell | Sympathy for the Devil | Rolling Stones | |
| Liver-gnashin’ Lupine Lou | Little Latin Lupe Lu | Mitch Ryder | |
| Lupine Louie | Louie Louie | Kingsmen | |
| Creatures That Range | People Are Strange | Doors | |
| Lupine Dude | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| He’s Mostly Wolf | The Lonely Bull | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |
| Wolfsbane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Werewolves Are Lunchin’ | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | |
| Bore Throat Veins | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| Don’t Want a Lupine Chew | Here We Go Loop de Loop | Kids' song | |
| He’s a Strange Fellow, Lou | I Put a Spell on You | Kids' song | |
| Bad Cough’s Croupy | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | |
| Dribble, Drool, Droop | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | |
| Exophiala | Sexual Healing | Marvin Gaye | |
| Guys Started to Smoke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Sawyer Stumped My Buddy | Laywers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | |
| In The Bed to Stay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
| I Barely Got up the Mountain | The Bear Went over the Mountain | Traditional | |
| Slime on My Hands | Time on My Hands | Billie Holiday | |
| Fork o’ Tines | 409 | Beach Boys | |
| All My Luncheon | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| Good Luncheon?! | Good Lovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| I’ll Fry My Bread | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | |
| Thin Disks with Peppermint | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | |
| Lucy Baked Some Pies; I’ll Buy One | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | |
| Luscious Boogers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | |
| The Things We Chew for Lunch | The Things We Do for Love | 10cc | |
| Ogres Pull Your Bones Apart | Owner of a Lonely Heart | Yes | |
| I Graze on Grapes | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| Scourge o’ Birds | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | |
| The Birds | The Word | Beatles | |
| Birds Above | Words of Love | Beatles | |
| Birds | Words | BeeGees | |
| These Birds! | Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| Avians Were Crazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Wings | |
| Avians Were Crazed | Maybe I'm Amazed | Wings | |
| Flying Above, Doom | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Gored Me | Born Free | Matt Monro | |
| Gored | More | Andy Williams | |
| Gore | More | Andy Williams | |
| Gored Me | Stormy | Classics IV | |
| The Gored-Me Bull | The Lonely Bull | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |
| Bris Boy | This Boy | Beatles | |
| Bris, Goy? | This Boy | Beatles | |
| Full o’ Bullsh*t | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs | |
| Got a Bull Shiv | Wolly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs | |
| Gore-Spillers Score Your Chest and Arms too | Gorilla, You're a Desperado | Warren Zevon | |
| Corrida, Corrida! | Corrine Corrina | Ray Peterson | |
| The Bulls about to Be Routin’ | The Bear Went over the Mountain | Traditional | |
| Booze Scores, Booze Pours | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tipple | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Secrete Anus Grams | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Snoozin’ | Susan | Buckinghams | |
| The Night We Scored | The Night Before | Beatles | |
| Then I Hit the Floor | When I'm 64 | Beatles | |
| Good’s Boring | Good Morning | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
| Tim Heads for the Loo | It Had to Be You | Various Artists | |
| La Sagrada de Gaudi | In a Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| The Mystic Shtik | The Crystal Ship | Doors | |
| Zarathustra | Barracuda | Heart | |
| Homilies | Honesty | Billy Joel | |
| Bingeing in the Eves | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| Bingeing Yet Again | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
| Bingeing on the Brain | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
| Stingy and He’s Mean | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
| Stinking…I Should Bathe | Singing in the Rain | Singing in the Rain Soundtrack | |
| Tappiness Is so Much Fun | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | |
| [Don’t] Let’s Dance! | Let's Dance | Chris Montez | |
| Social Bubbles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Tappy | Happy | Rolling Stones | |
| I Do Not Feel Like Dancing | You Make Me Feel like Dancing | Leo Sayer | |
| Dance? Gams Can’t | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | |
| Dance and Miss My Marks | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Goin’ Down Is My Boat | Come on Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
| Fishin’, Fixed on Sole | Little Bit of Soul | Music Explosion | |
| Fixed on Fuels | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| Aid Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| Save Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | |
| The Balclutha | Barracuda | Heart | |
| Damn! I Love Fir | And I Love Her | Beatles | |
| Hy Steals Pine | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| It Has to Be Yew | It Had to Be You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pissed Trees | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| I Steal, Grifty | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| The Lend | The End | Doors | |
| Billin’ | Willin’ | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Billin’ | Willin’ | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Fly from His Quiver | Cry me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Don’t Mess with Tim | Don't Fence Me In | Gene Autry | |
| Borrow | Zorro | Zorro Theme Song | |
| I Can Hear Moo Shtik | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | |
| Bite My Tire | Light My Fire | Doors | |
| Pups with Tails not Waggin’ | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| An Ugly Tick on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Another Tick [Mark] on the Wall | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Big and Strong | Sing a Song | Carpenters | |
| Sh*t…Left the Gate Wide Open! | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
| I Love to Huff My Fife and Play | I Wanna Love My Life Away | Gene Pitney | |
| I Love to Shove My Wives Away | I Wanna Love My Life Away | Gene Pitney | |
| WiFi | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| My Wives | My Wife | Who | |
| I Wanna Be De-Mated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | |
| Ignitable Boy | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
| Indictable Boy | Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon | |
| We Can No Longer Shake Hands | Even a Dog Can Shake Hands | Warren Zevon | |
| A Long Yarn from His Maw | The Long Arm of the Law | Warren Zevon | |
| Guy’s a Loser | I'm a Loser | Beatles | |
| In My Tomb | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| Jests Wrong | Jets Song | West Side Story soundtrack | |
| Bummer in the City | Summer in the City | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Ravelin’ Man | Traveling Man | Rick Nelson | |
| Hey There, Umpire | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White Ts | |
| Californians Weren’t So Dumb | California, Here I Come | Al Jolson | |
| I Spoon with My Sugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Stall Guy Lovin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| Stall Guy Lovin’ | All My Lovin' | Beatles | |
| I Am Defrocked | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| I Am Defrocked | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Book of Love | The Look of Love | Dusty Springfield | |
| I Want You to Taunt Me | I Want You to Want Me | Cheap Trick | |
| Guy Fought His Maw | I Fought the Law | Clash | |
| Douches of Spin | Do It Again | Beach Boys | |
| I Want My Shirt | I Love My Shirt | Dononvan | |
| Maxwell’s Pimping Manner | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | |
| Pimp | Lump | Presidents Of The United States Of America | |
| I Love My Shirt | I Want My Shirt | Marx Brothers | |
| Putin Ordered Hits | Putting' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Cranks Engorged with Meming | California Dreaming | Mamas and Papas | |
| Outré Memes | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Meme-Streamer, Unseemly Me! | Dream a Little Dream of Me | Cass Elliot | |
| A Tasteless Scourge | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
| Memes | Dream | Hannah Montana | |
| Linking to the Memes | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | |
| Fly’n’ Digits | White Christmas | Various artists | |
| Memes | Dreams | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Schlockin’, Fobbin’ | Rockin' Robin | Bobby Day | |
| Don’t Know Him; Ain’t Heard of Him | To Know Him Is to Love Him | Teddy Bears | |
| Porridge | Zorro | Zorro Theme Song | |
| Joints | Boys | Beatles | |
| These Joints | This Boy | Beatles | |
| Where The Joints Are | Where the Boys Are | Connie Francis | |
| Video Image; Radio Sparks | Video Killed the Radio Star | Buggles | |
| Oops! I Dipped It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
| Laissez Moe Tranquille | Laissez-Moi Tranquille | Serge Gainsbourg | |
| Groomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| King Kong The Big Is Dead | Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
| This Game Has Spawned an “It’s Blight!” Jeer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | |
| Cat’s in the Bag | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| Hit Me with the Next Shot | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | |
| Have Ourselves a Scary, Vicious Sickness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Bagels We Have Burned on HIGH | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| Sweet Blissness Is Cherry Blintzes | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Bingle’s Swell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| It’s in Hell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| I’m Spieling with Some Light Riffness | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Casting of the Spell | Traditional | Carol of the Bells | |
| Have Yourself a Cherry-Red and Split Lip | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Stack Your Shelf: a Bevy ’f Bibulousness | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Miscellaneous | |
| Leavened Dough | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| “Schmuck!” Says My Spouse, “Mop!” | Up on the Housetop | Gene Autry | |
| “Felis,” Latin, “Cat” | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | |
| Foggy-from-Dope Man | Frosty the Snowman | Miscellaneous | |
| Grifting Sells | Silver Bells | Miscellaneous | |
| Three Quarter Notes | Three Marlenas | The Wallflowers | |
| Away with You, Stranger! | Away in a Manger | Traditional | |
| I Got Mommy in My Blackmail Claws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Miscellaneous | |
| I’m Screaming to My Lithe Mistress | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Santa Claus Is Sloughing Off Gowns | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Miscellaneous | |
| Baby Is Near; I Get High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| I See Gnomes at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Hawkin’ in Town, Steep Christmas Trees | Rockin' around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Supercalorificfastfoodgetsmebadlybloated | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| ‘Boule’vard of Bowling Teams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
| Arthritis | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Joint Movement Hurts | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| The Grate Replacement | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| Mahler’s Faddah Markets Vodka | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| What Should We Do with the Drug-Kings Sacklers? | What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? | Traditional | |
| Ponzi | Amie | Pure Prairie League | |
| Holmes Won’t Remain | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| I’ve Been Cloned—Who Is This? | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| My New Home Is Prison | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Wily Crones Mean Business | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| The Wishbone Will Soon Be Splitting | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| We Wiccans Are Scary Witches | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Aching Are My Burning Eyes | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| ‘God’ Rendered as an Anagram | Got Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Guy’s Scheming to Ignite Business | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Let ’im Go | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Stewed Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | |
| Halve a Swell, Very Delicious Chicken | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Near Done, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| I’m Intending to Cook a Lot of Biscuits | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Various Artists | |
| The ‘Fix’ Was Wrong | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| Drunk’s Gotta Souse-Stop | Up on the Housetop | Gene Autry | |
| Wallowin’ in Bills from Uncle Sam | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Various Artists | |
| Dear One, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| I Saw Mummy Kissing Auntie’s Jaws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd, Others | |
| Chew Dog Renders Nose Pain-Shear | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry, others | |
| Santa Claus Is Slummin’ Around | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Various Artists | |
| The Fix Was Wrong | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| Homophone Punderful Thyme of the Year | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | |
| Rocks on the Ground Are Trippin’ Me | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Sane an’ Crazy | Santa Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
| Satan Baby | Santa Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
| To Rites He Bore Witness | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Cold-Fangs Kind | Auld Lang Syne | Rod Stewart | |
| Cold-Tank Wine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Hard Rain Continues to Fall | A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | |
| It Never Rains in Sunny California | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | |
| California’s Got No Sun | California, Here I Come | Al Jolson | |
| Raindrops Keep Fallin’, and I’m Wet | Raindrops Keep Fallin on My Head | BJ Thomas | |
| Rivers Wrought from Rain | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
| When Stops the Rain? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| It Is Drier! | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| Damn! A Crawling Sprawling Christmas | Have a Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| Ping's Gang | Bang Bang | Cher | |
| Watch? Talk? Blow Away? | Up, Up and Away | 5th Dimension | |
| Gliding-High Red Balloon | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | |
| Here Comes That Grape-Array Peeling—Can’t Win | Here Comes That Rainy-Day Feeling Again | Fortunes | |
| Babbling Din of the Sweet Must Mix | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | |
| A Grape-Treat Blender | The Great Pretender | Platters | |
| Limericks, Yay! | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Limericks World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Allegretto | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Dig the Gateau | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| In the Château | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Train of Fools | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | |
| Oops! They Did It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | |
| Silicon Valley | Down in the Valley | Traditional | |
| Eye Wallow Inn Puns | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| Fly Swallows Have Come | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| Guy Swallows the Bunk | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| I’ll Fallow the Farm | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| I’ll Wallop Your Buns | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| I’ve Swallowed the Gum | I'll Follow the Sun | Beatles | |
| Fangs in; Swiggin’ Starts | Dancing in the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Fangs in; Swiggin’ Starts | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Kentucky Gunman | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | |
| Schisming World | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Simenon | Cinnamon | Tommy James | |
| Super-Rap-It-Fast Is This Shtik; Send Me Rapid Focus! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| The Quest for the Spread on the Table | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Gods of Bocce | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Cranky-Spanky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James | |
| The Wretch Stops the Wedding Guest Gerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Votare | Volare | Dean Martin | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 1 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 1 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 2 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 2 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 3 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 3 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 4 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 4 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 5 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 5 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 6 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 6 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| The Scribes of/Eyes on the Scraped-Thin Palimpsest, Part 7 | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part 7 | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |
| Bug Boats | Love Boat Theme | Jack Jones | |
| Our Dray Dumps Tons | Our Day Will Come | Ruby & The Romantics | |
| Pong From Loo | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| The Hall’s Slathered: Danger! Dogshit | The Ballad of Davey Crockett | Disney Songs | |
| Dung or Fart? | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hoovin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Goofy | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| How Can I Be Dour? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Young Rascals | |
| Sub-SubSapiens Dome-Thick Goons | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | |
| Defaultin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Defaultin’ | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Croesus Loves Me | Jesus Loves Me | Anna Bartlett Warner | |
| Heat Caved | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | |
| Allez Vous…. | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | |
| Coppélia | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Dogs Mess America | God Bless America | Irving Berlin | |
| Drunkard’s Tipplin’ Streak | Up on Cripple Creek | Band | |
| Cocaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Slick Over | It's Over | Roy Orbison | |
| He’s a Smirking Lout | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | |
| Instantiation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Degrease Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| After the Glovin’ | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| We’d Bitched; Blathered; ‘Bah!’e; Beefed, Bilious | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Man Stick | Magic | Pilot | |
| Priapic | Diana | Paul Anna | |
| Off the Carousel | On a Carousel | Hollies | |
| Into the Grate, Wide Open | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
| That’s Agave | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Grifting and Blighting Dei | Twisting' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
| Shifty | Windy | Association | |
| Bad Dei | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| He’s a Swindler, a Dei Fake | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| Guy Can Stream for Miles | I Can See for Miles | Who | |
| Growing Moe Bile | Going Mobile | Who | |
| Won’t Get Fumed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | Who | |
| Mammon Lust | Magic Bus | Who | |
| Windfall Blizzard | Pinball Wizard | Who | |
| Cinema Junk | Eminence Front | Who | |
| Strictures Are Silly | Pictures of Lilly | The Who | |
| Fun, Fun, Fun | Run, Run, Run | The Who | |
| Prostitute | Substitute | The Who | |
| Nose Retry | No Reply | Beatles | |
| A Brain-Based Cranium? | La Camisa Negra | Juanes | |
| La Cabeza ¿Llena? | La Camisa Negra | Juanes | |
| Grown Jugs Need Booby-Full Mooring | Oh What a Beautiful Morning | Oklahoma | |
| Lemme Be Blunt | Eminence Front | The Who | |
| Bagels We Have Spurned for Pies | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| I Saw Mommy’s Dripping Fangs and Claws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Write and Forge on Briskly | I"ll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Grift’s Beginning to Book a Lot of Business | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Mow Vittles Down: Crunch Bread and Then…. | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| Time Is Right | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| These Vittles Ain’t Fare for Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Here Comes Natty Togs | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| Noise Truly Hurts | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| A Typhoid Mary | Along Comes Mary | Association | |
| Wanting Out of This Boat | Come On Down To My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
| Ship Ain’t Cool! | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| On the Boat | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | |
| Upon the Sea | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Grifters, Scammers, Thieves | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | |
| Grifters Get Dough | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Griftees | Piggies | Beatles | |
| Griftin’, a Crime That Pays | Twistin' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
| Griftees Stunned | Give Me Love | George Harrison | |
| Bucks Snared Will Be Gone | Up Where We Belong | Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes | |
| Wiles Put a Sell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Dame Grifter | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| Grifting Plenty Is What They Have in Mind | Did You Ever Have to Make up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Filch-Lots Grifter | Pinball Wizard | Who | |
| Wily, Grifty | Silas Stingy | Who | |
| The Grifter Takes Flight | The Kids Are Alright | Who | |
| Grift Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
| Grift You | Miss You | Rolling Stones | |
| Grifters Are Filchy/Shifty/Lifty/Fibby | Pictures of Lily | Who | |
| Pullin’ off a Grift | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Griftees Dump Money | Gimme Some Lovin' | The Spencer Davis Group | |
| The Grifters Lift | The Crystal Ship | Doors | |
| Score Bucks, These Griftin’-Sleaze Liars | Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher | Jackie Wilson | |
| Grifting, He Got Me with His Con | Killing Me Softly with His Song | Roberta Flack | |
| Grifted Tools | Ship of Fools | Doors | |
| Grifters Have Made Guys Broken | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | |
| Griftin’, la Vida ’drona | Livin' la Vida Loco | Ricky Martin | |
| Griftiin’ and Connin’, This Crew | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Griftin’ Vermin | Little Children | Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas | |
| Griftin’ | Willin' | Little Feat | |
| She’s Gonna Grift You in a Con | You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone | Brooks & Dunn | |
| I Am Grifting Many Dim-Bulb Chumps | I Can't Give You Anything but Love | Dean Martin | |
| Bread-Bleed Crew | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
| Grumbling: “Money-Free!” | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Suckers Grifted, a Pay-Take | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| Corps’s Gonna Grift Sheep | You're Gonna Miss Me | Connie Francis | |
| Dei Grifter | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| Grift-Preach | Windy | Association | |
| Grift and Prey | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
| Grifting’s a Bold-Crime Affliction | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
| Grifty, That Gold-Find Religion | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | |
| Grifters Rejoice in Stings | Lift Every Voice and Sing | James Weldon Johnson | |
| Griftin’ Hell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | |
| Con-Words Griftin’ Fauxsters | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Sabine Baring-Gould | |
| Swindlers Grift | Simple Gifts | Joseph Brackett | |
| The Mangy Killer of Dog | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Riding After Storm | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Righteous Yet Forlorn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Ripening, the Corn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Writers of the Porn | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Writhing on the Floor | Riders on the Storm | Doors | |
| Hair’s So Thin | Heroin | Velvet Underground | |
| Swindlers Prey/Prison Stay | Sister Ray | Velvet Underground | |
| White Noise/Light Sleep | White Light/White Heat | Velvet Underground | |
| Ply the Goose Livers | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| It’s Impassable | It's Impossible | Perry Comp | |
| Hell Foe Scary Lu’ | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | |
| My Whey | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Wild Yeast | Wild Thing | Troggs | |
| Hog Fress at the Buffet | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| Slime Your Pulpit | I'm Your Puppet | James & Bobby Purify | |
| Nom de Plume | In My Room | Beach Boys | |
| Monk Day, Monk Day | Monday, Monday | Mamas and Papas | |
| Subway, Subway | Monday, Monday | Mamas and Papas | |
| These Butts Are Made for Coughin’ | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Lippin’ Changes Range | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
| ’rithms Are the Bane | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | |
| Break On Through (Another Taut Hide/Hind) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | Doors | |
| Dieu Merci Pour Les Enfants | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
| Thank Heaven for Little Kids | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
| The Vatican ‘Fag’ | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| I Stick My Chewing Gum | I'm in the Mood for Love | Barbra Streisand | |
| I’m in the Mood for Lunch | I'm in the Mood for Love | Billy Eilish | |
| Guy Is a Mooch and Bum | I'm in the Mood for Love | Julie London | |
| High Is the Moon Above | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Am Mute; I’m a Monk | I'm in the Mood for Love | Billy Eckstine | |
| I Have a Moue on Mug | I'm in the Mood for Love | Leo Reisman | |
| I Hear More Moos than One | I'm in the Mood for Love | Bob Hope | |
| I Try to Move My Thumb | I'm in the Mood for Love | Louis Armstrong | |
| I’m in the Mood for Mumm | I'm in the Mood for Love | Nat King Cole | |
| I’m in the Mood for Tugs | I'm in the Mood for Love | Marilyn Monroe | |
| I’ve Got a Mule That Bucks | I'm in the Mood for Love | Frances Langford | |
| He Shuns the Sun…Night Bloodlust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | |
| Cockaigne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Gauguin | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Slow Drain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Claimed 18 | Hey, 19 | Steely Dan | |
| Incubus | Magic Bus | Who | |
| Succubus | Magic Bus | Who | |
| Nape Fan | Apeman | Kinks | |
| Tape’ Man | Apeman | Kinks | |
| Glyphed Gimp’s Bossable | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
| It’s Apocryphal | It's Impossible | Perry Como | |
| Gross, Sad, and Jammy | Poke Salad Annie | Elvis Presley | |
| California Schemin’ | California Dreamin' | Mamas and Papas | |
| Going Down Is My Boat | Come on Down to My Boat | Every Mother's Son | |
| I Scuttled the Boat | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Layin' Mattress Pard | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
| Bits Pre-Tech | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| Mister Red | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| Prisoner Ed | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| Slickened Bed | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| I’m Gonna Meld the Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Vile Is This Hellish Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Road-Kill Loon | Roadhouse Blues | Doors | |
| Bobby’s Grill | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | |
| Kill on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | |
| Head Repair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| On the Road’s His Yen | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Deadly Bear Pickoff | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | |
| The Bear Was Found Near a Fountain | The Bear Went Over the Mountain | Traditional | |
| Jailer, Take Louche Grift-Sleaze! | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
| Santos Fraud Is Convict-Suit-Bound | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Gene Autry | |
| Bye-Bye, Nut | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| Bad Neighbors | Bad Sneakers | Steely Dan | |
| Transition | Connection | Rolling Stones | |
| Duke’s a Girl! | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
| How Can Cy Be Shirl? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Young Rascals | |
| Loomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Moonin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Musin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Musin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Proofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Proustin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Shootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Spoofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Spoofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Zoomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Crewin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Croonin'’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Cruisin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Cruisin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Cruisin’ 3 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Loopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Loupin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Lupine | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Sloopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Stoopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Douchin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Dupin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Dupin’ 1 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Dupin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Groupin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Lootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Louvrin’ Deux | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Louvrin’ Un | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Roofin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Snoozin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Boozin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Bruin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Chewin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Coopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Gluin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Hoovin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Juicin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Louchin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Mooin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| ’shroomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Goopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Goosin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Groomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Moochin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Roomin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Schoolin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Scoopin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Smoochin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Spoonin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Stoogin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Incest-Bred | Mr. Ed Theme | Evans, Livingston | |
| Wash Up or Reek | Doxology | Curtis W. Reese | |
| What a French! It Really Pleases | What a Friend We Have in Jesus | Joseph M. Scriven | |
| Mind-Cloak Gained | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| “Go West, Young Man, Today” | God Bless the USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| Piggies Fly, Winging | Minute by Minute | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Cut with Tool, Me-Bleed | What a Fool Believes | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Grooves on Food from Roadway | Boogaloo Down Broadway | Fantastic Johnny C. | |
| Bye-Bye, Schmuck | Bye-Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | |
| Food Noggin | Good Lovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Toobin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Stopped, This Defame of Bob | Stop in the Name of Love | The Supremes | |
| Yeah, Guy’s Head Meat | Yes, I'm Ready | Barbara Mason | |
| Bobby | Donna | Richie Valens | |
| Whale Got Chopped | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| Dribbles on My Blue Vest Spawned | Devil with a Blue Dress on | Mitch Ryder | |
| Stuck in My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
| Suckin’ My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
| Synecdoche | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| I Will Be Drinking Scotch Tonight | I'm Beginning to See the Light | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| My Mane’s Thinning; What’s Left Is White | I'm Beginning to See the Light | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| La Merde | La Mer | Charles Trenet | |
| I’ve Tarted for Dolts | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| I’ve Tarted for Jokes | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Cop, Cop. Cop! | Stop, Stop, Stop | Hollies | |
| Humble is My Hovel | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
| Coke, Beer, or Reefer? | Don't Fear the Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Fifty Ways to Feast on Rover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Rootin’ 2 | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rootin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rougin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Roulette | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rubik’s | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Ruin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Runin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| I’m in the Mood for Ludd | I'm in the Mood for Love | Miscellaneous | |
| L-U-D-D | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| Rouxin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Putin | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rubens | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rubin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Rublin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Ruebens | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Ruthin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Blah-Blah Cant | Beach Boys | Barbara Ann | |
| Chimp Coterie | Chim Chim Cheree | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Ghoulin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Russian Disinformation | Just My Imagination | Temptations | |
| Disinformation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| ‘Pundits’ Spit Out Junk Shtik | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
| Schlocksturbators | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Deceit-Spieling, Fleecing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | Eagles | |
| Hitler Ain’t Really Dead at All | Hitler Has Only Got One Ball | Author unknown | |
| I’m in No Mood for Bunk | I'm in the Mood for Love | Miscellaneous | |
| Nothing | Nothing | Fugs | |
| Amiright’s Where I’d Go | The Bible Tells Me So | Dale Evans | |
| Argyles Sang about This Guy | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| Strange/Space Things Are Seen, Nursing Fright | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | |
| Drones in Our Gaze | Home on the Range | Gene Autry | |
| Frankly, It’s No Damn | Frosty the Snowman | Various Artists | |
| I See Hoke at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
| I See/Hear Hoke at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
| I’ll Be Poached for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Various Artists | |
| Gorge Vittles Down when Belt Is Cinched | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| I’m Blitzed from too Many Sippings | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | |
| Icky Smell’s Rot | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Rotten and Brown, the Christmas Tree | Rockin' around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| I Am Thinking I’ll Be Hauled off to Prison | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Meredith Wilson | |
| It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot like Cricked Neck | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Meredith Wilson | |
| Joints Are a Curse | Joy to the World | Traditional | |
| Grifting Hell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Silver Bells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Jingle Bells | Silver Bells | Traditional | |
| That Wayward Mutt’s Mangy | Away in a Manger | Traditional | |
| Have Yourself a Mary’s Little Lamb Fest | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Hugh Martin | |
| Solecistic Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | |
| I Saw Mommy Clipping Santa’s Paws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| I’m Teeming with a White Crick Mass | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Cy Has Wives | Silent Night | Traditional | |
| The Grill-It Song | The Christmas Song | Various Artists | |
| Lubin’ | Groovin' | The Young Rascals | |
| Faire l’Attrapeur/Snare the Cache, Yeah! | Frère Jacques | Traditional | |
| Doc Shoots the Gel into | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | |
| Medicine Lab | Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| You’ve Got to Chyme Your Lunch Away | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
| Pound on, Jack Horner | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Bo Peepian Ram ‘Knows’ Sheep | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Worse Are These Rhymes 1 | Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | |
| Worse Are These Rhymes 2 | Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | |
| Worse Are These Rhymes 3 | Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | |
| Worse Are These Rhymes 4 | Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | |
| Stray | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| The It’s-Possible Reach | The Impossible Dream | Man of LaMancha soundtrack | |
| Drunken Art | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Drunken Barque | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Shrunken Part | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Steak | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| My Gloves Lock out Cold | I Love Rock 'n' Roll | Joan Jett | |
| My Lunch, Awful Cold | I Love Rock 'n' Roll | Joan Jett | |
| Jalopy | Jeopardy | Greg Kihn Band | |
| Jalousie | Jeopardy | Greg Kihn Band | |
| Stake | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Slay | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Sacklers, the Drug Kings | After the Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| What Do We Do with the Drug-Kings Sacklers? | What Do We Do with a Drunken Sailor? | Traditional | |
| Pray | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Safe | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Sage | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Slake | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Sleighs | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Staged | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Stage | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Staid | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Stains | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Stay | Stay | Four Seasons | |
| Damned Lies | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Post Chosen Name | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Make Me up as a Deadly Femme | Wake Me up when September Ends | Green Day | |
| Bigamy’s Not What’s for You | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, | Cinderella soundtrack | |
| Six Thousand Rhymes | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| A Nutter Girl | Another Girl | Beatles | |
| Guy’ll Bleed You | I Need You | Beatles | |
| You’ve Got to Tithe Your Bucks away | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | |
| Fleecing | Easy | Commodores | |
| Yup, It Was Fun | Chuck E.'s in Love | Rickie Lee Jones |
