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Song Parodies -> "You're Edible"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Edible"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
My stomach's growling
[Glrrbrrdbllrbrrlbrrrlbbd]
My stomach's growling
I'm out of eggs
I saw an angel
Food cake on legs
I think you were selling Bibles
When you came up to my door
I bet you have a tender heart
Let's find out for sure
You're edible
You're edible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and have a taste
No one's half as good as you
Glad you joined my barbecue
You have real sweet eyes
And some luscious thighs
For my George Foreman grill your butt's the
Perfect size
And you look great with just horseradish on
I savor each moment because soon you'll be gone
You're edible
Incredible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and serve it glazed
You get my five-star review
'Cause you make the best fondue
Ya ya yum mee
In ma tum mee
La la la dy fingers...
You're edible
You're edible
Ask Emeril; it's true
Sweet thoughts of you baby have consumed me all day
That's ironic 'cause I'm consuming you
You are way too good to share
'Cause a treat like you is rare
[Make that "medium rare." Mmmmm.]
[Glrrbrrdbllrbrrlbrrrlbbd]
My stomach's growling
I'm out of eggs
I saw an angel
Food cake on legs
I think you were selling Bibles
When you came up to my door
I bet you have a tender heart
Let's find out for sure
You're edible
You're edible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and have a taste
No one's half as good as you
Glad you joined my barbecue
You have real sweet eyes
And some luscious thighs
For my George Foreman grill your butt's the
Perfect size
And you look great with just horseradish on
I savor each moment because soon you'll be gone
You're edible
Incredible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and serve it glazed
You get my five-star review
'Cause you make the best fondue
Ya ya yum mee
In ma tum mee
La la la dy fingers...
You're edible
You're edible
Ask Emeril; it's true
Sweet thoughts of you baby have consumed me all day
That's ironic 'cause I'm consuming you
You are way too good to share
'Cause a treat like you is rare
[Make that "medium rare." Mmmmm.]
(c) 2006+ Quit whining and eat your liver
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No wonder I couldn't find this parody yesterday. I love the split lines, i.e. "I saw an angel/ Food..." and "I saw your face/Off....". Emeril was a great sub, too.
(*sings*) He's Hannibal, the cannibal..." I've gotta go flip the fives I've got on the grill for you...
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And thanx, Red & Ravyn! You're so sweet; I could just eat you right up.
Spaff
And thanx, Red & Ravyn! You're so sweet; I could just eat you right up.
Spaff
This song bites!!!
5's this parody was delectable
there's something to chew on
This song has seemed to become quite a parody target lately. I think I'll eat this one up with a 5 5 5 vote.
A delectible parody, best when consumed with a bottle of Australian Shiraz. 555 charcoal briquettes for you.
The title was already used, but you took it in a very different direction. Five fava beans, and a nice chianti!
5s and extra credit for edible/Emeril.
Michaelopedia: Google didn't (and still doesn't) list anything else titled "You're Edible." But thank you & Matthias & Lionel & Alvin & A & Rex & John for digesting this.
Everything Jack said and then, what the others said. (especially Emeril). 555
This was both rare and well done! 555!
In the future, this boy is going to think twice before responding when someone calls me a dish. 555
maybe he just ment the "edible" sub:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jamesblunt26.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jamesblunt26.shtml
I second the great line-flipping on the original 'angel' and 'saw your face' lines. 5ers
Emeril! hee hee - great stuff spaff - one day someone will claim to have been at the first wedding ever to murder this song - and who makes the best fondue? (no, AFTER the Swiss) yes, the French! - so why not eat the French while you're at it? with a bottle of Rex's Australian shiraz - 555
So many good lines. I saw your face... off! Hilarious!
Okay, who turned Spaff into a cannibal all of a sudden? Or, if no-one did, my guess is that he needs glasses. Nice work...as usual. Now, pester Robert Lund to record it. NOW!
Wow - I'm sorry I disappeared in the middle of all these compliments. Thanx, Rick & Police & Rooster & Luke!
Stuart & Cheese: Yikes - I forgot about "Eat the French" when I wrote this. I'd better back off the cannabalistic stuff for a while; I don't want the FBI to get suspicious and decide to raid the secret dungeon under my garage.
Leo Jay: Where the heck have you been? (I mean, when you're not in the secret dungeon under my garage?)
Stuart & Cheese: Yikes - I forgot about "Eat the French" when I wrote this. I'd better back off the cannabalistic stuff for a while; I don't want the FBI to get suspicious and decide to raid the secret dungeon under my garage.
Leo Jay: Where the heck have you been? (I mean, when you're not in the secret dungeon under my garage?)
I have a bone to pick with you, Spaff... I thought this looked kind of fun, so I went to your dktos page and listened to the OS. AND IT'S CRAP. The only thing that makes it even vaguely bearable is the thought that Mr Blunt might be the subject (or do I mean the object?) of this parody ;-) Hats off to you (at least, for listening to the OS long enough to write this, er, maneater of a parody)
I HATE that song, but I LOVE this parody 555!
Another brilliant work by Spaff, very awesome, although I'm sitting I'm giving a standing ovation 5-5-5
... Wow. That's brilliant. Robert Lund MUST record that one!!! Please?
Thanx, Jackie & Charnstar!
weirdojace: I'd love for this to be recorded, of course, but Weird Al's "You're Pitiful" has captured so much attention that at this point I think I'd be accused of being a wannabe. Which I *am*, but still.
Philbo: My sympathies, but iTunes tells me that I've played the original FIVE TIMES. Talk about suffering for your art.
weirdojace: I'd love for this to be recorded, of course, but Weird Al's "You're Pitiful" has captured so much attention that at this point I think I'd be accused of being a wannabe. Which I *am*, but still.
Philbo: My sympathies, but iTunes tells me that I've played the original FIVE TIMES. Talk about suffering for your art.
Not your best but good enugh...I know Weird Al's song is hot right now but you can still have that guy Robert lund recorded it!! That would be so asume!!!
Pretty good...made more sense than U R Boottyful by that Blunt dude. Talk about beauty in the eye of the beer holder...Blunt says he was STONED when he saw the girl...but she was AMAZING and taken...tisk tisk. I still think James Blunt would drink champaign out of her gym shoes...
Thanx, Spoof-Man & Ernesto. And don't knock drinking champagne out of gym shoes until you've tried it.
Dude, you're crazy. This was awesome!
Dude, thanks.
I have too ask...Did this idea come from the movie 'Silince of the Lams'?
I don't know how anyone who has seen Silence of the Lambs could fail to be deeply affected by it.
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