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Song Parodies -> "There Is No AriZona (Iced Tea)"
Original Song Title:
"There Is No Arizona"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jamie O'Neal
Parody Song Title:
"There Is No AriZona (Iced Tea)"
Parody Written by:
Anjeline
The Lyrics
He promised me a raspberry iced tea
Brand name AriZona
20 oz. of cool never-ending sweet
Swore that he was gonna get me a bottle, he'd pay for it
When he left me behind, it never crossed my mind
There is no AriZona, no raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
There's an empty bottle sitting on her desk
Diet Cola, it only adds to my distress
I want some flavor
Peach, Green Tea, Lemon, Orange Mardarin
I'm still waiting
I'll keep waiting
Cuz there is no AriZona
No raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
Each sec the temp rises in the room
My thirst keeps growing, adding to my gloom
And co-workers keep askin' aren't you thirsty
Finally I tell them, don't you know?
There is no AriZona,
No raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
He promised me a raspberry iced tea
Brand name AriZona...
Brand name AriZona
20 oz. of cool never-ending sweet
Swore that he was gonna get me a bottle, he'd pay for it
When he left me behind, it never crossed my mind
There is no AriZona, no raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
There's an empty bottle sitting on her desk
Diet Cola, it only adds to my distress
I want some flavor
Peach, Green Tea, Lemon, Orange Mardarin
I'm still waiting
I'll keep waiting
Cuz there is no AriZona
No raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
Each sec the temp rises in the room
My thirst keeps growing, adding to my gloom
And co-workers keep askin' aren't you thirsty
Finally I tell them, don't you know?
There is no AriZona,
No raspberry, no iced tea
If there was vending machine
I could fill it up with Peach and Ginseng
But they don't exist, not in our cooler
I'm still sitting here, and there is no AriZona
He promised me a raspberry iced tea
Brand name AriZona...
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