-> "2008 Bank of America 500 (Sprint Cup)"
Original Song Title:
"I Think I'm In Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2008 Bank of America 500 (Sprint Cup)"
The Lyrics
Jimmie Johnson led the Green Flag
Jeff Gordon brushes the wall but it is ok
I don't know what to do
And Mark Martin
is up to eleventh after starting 14th
he'd just lose my cool
Tony Stewart moves by
Nemechek Crashes into Turn 4
Sam Hornish Jr. got the problem
[CHORUS]
Just Behind Him
Boy I think that Jeff Burton makes the sweep
If he wins the Bank of America 500
Boy I think that Jeff Burton makes the sweep
He is still in the Top 3 on Lap 48
Just the Second Yellow Flag
Allmendinger spins
And Crashes into turn 3 with the 01 and 45
But Skinner and Schrader
Both Crashed into turn one
Waltrip gets into the grass and pushes them
Three Non-Chase Drivers are on the top 10
Ragan, Martin, and Kahne
[CHORUS]
And Dale Jr. Blows Up
A Right Side Tire in Turn Number 3
Hitted the Wall Hard with Heavy Damage
On Lap 104, Tony Stewart gets refueled
Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson changes 4 tires
Mike "60 Minutes" Wallace spun on Turn 2
He Got Minor Dimage to the Right Rear Tire
Kyle Busch gets two tires and fuel
Other Drivers Went to Pit Road on Lap 121
Juan Montoya is back on the track
after an unscheduled pit stop
Then a Multi-Car Crash on Turn 4
Kenseth, Kvapil, McCumbee, and Raines
[CHORUS]
Are Now Involved
Mears, Waltrip and Labonte
Slided through the infield grass after some contact
With 58 laps to go
Jeff Burton Moved Passed Greg Biffle to take the lead
5 Leaders are on Pit Road
Jeff Burton gets refueled he is out
Then Jimmie Johnson battles Jeff Burton
For the lead with 33 laps left to go.
On Lap 331 .7 seconds down
Jeff Burton battles Kasey Kahne to win the Race
With One More lap to go for Jeff Burton
He Holds up the Fuel To Win at Charlotte!
Boy I think that Jeff Burton made the sweep
He Just Won The Bank of America 500
Boy I think that Jeff Burton made the sweep
He Just Won The Bank of America 500
(repeat til fade)
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