-> "Really Pissed Off Bull"
Original Song Title:
"Irresistible"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Really Pissed Off Bull"
The Lyrics
Don't know... Why this bovine is miffed...
But you had better damn move... From that really pissed off bull...
A bullfighter's life's neat almost getting swiped
Horns slide into my backside
If I'm not too sleek things get dire
Must know that I'm supposed to seal his fate
Now he's peeved so I am chased...
Till I pant, In Spain I've been hired... To go and shout out "Toro!"
That's a really pissed off bull
He won't be merciful
My bones are breakable
I can see him seethe
This Spanish spectacle's
Done to be cultural
He doesn't care at all
That really pissed off bull hates me
(Oh no! His horns are unsheathed!)
(Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang...)
This sport's really violent since livestock lose each fight
So his hoof will stomp on my spine
Death is how I made my wealth while brawling (brawling...)
Hitting the bull gym so he'll be in shape
When he's filled with 'roid rage he'll slay (Whoa)
He wants to deal me harm since his family
Has croaked because of this show (There's so much blood flow...)
That's a really pissed off bull
This time it's personal
Game's unexplainable
Why'd we have to cleave?! (Why'd we have to cleave?!)
The answer's difficult
Since it's historical? (Oh no no...)
He doesn't care at all
Really pissed off bull hates me
With such speed this heifer's bulldozing me
This blood sport isn't well recieved
Such a really pissed off bull
Breaking my bones this cattle's irritable
His mission's to end it all
That's a really pissed off bull
THAT'S A REALLY PISSED OFF BULL!!!
That's a really pissed off bull (yeah, yeah)
Red cloak is purposeful (oh yeah)
Might be persuadable
With this ruby sheet (With this ruby sheet)
Condition's critical (oh no)
Matadors are all mauled
He's plowing through them all
Really pissed off bull hates me
This really pissed off bull's (yeah, yeah)
Not recreational
Torture's vocational
Horns will make me bleed (Really pissed off bull hates me)
Contest is criminal
Critter's hysterical
He doesn't care at all
Really pissed off bull hates me
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