Hey
Don't make that phone call yet
Its only in your head the world is flat
With no time zones
Put down the phone
For eight hours or so
It doesn't matter that it's dinnertime, they're not awake

You must wait some time
Over there
It is the middle of the night
To call them at this time would not be fine
Calling them, calling them, would not be right, not right

Hey,
Those guys are not real nice
So just imagine how they would treat you
If woken up
You want to
Get it over with
But if you call now your career will be
Over with too

You must wait some time
Over there
It is the middle of the night
To call them at this time would not be fine
Calling them, calling them, would not be right, not right

You must wait some time
Over there
It is the middle of the night
To call them at this time would not be fine
Calling them, calling them, would not be right, not right

Hey,
I'm sorry about that
You have to call Paris, Idaho
Not Paris, France
So call right now
As quickly as you can
And you'd better hope that they won't be too mad
That you are late

You can't waste more time
Over there
It's not the middle of the night
Calling now, calling now will be just fine
Calling now, calling now will be alright, alright

You can't waste more time
Over there
It's not the middle of the night
Calling now, calling now will be just fine
Calling now, calling now will be alright, alright