-> "No Such Thing (John Mayer, following Playboy interview)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"No Such Thing"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"No Such Thing (John Mayer, following Playboy interview)"
				Parody Written by: 
John Mayer's Mouth
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			"Tell us more about yourself"
They said to me, condescendingly
So I stepped in big-time shite
Talking sex, Jen, black, and white
Well I always had a stupid mouth but this time
Really feel like slime
I should just stick to notes and rhymes
When I talk it's a crime
Why can't I ever stay inside the lines
I'm no shock jock, I ain't feeling fine
I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my wiener is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing verbal poop
So I said Kerry Washington is "white-girl crazy"
What does that mean? I don't really know
But I said it
Now they're all offended, and I just don't get it
"Do you have a hood pass?" I said that's funny
If you really had one, you wouldn't say it
Instead you would call it, oh, a n***** pass
Why can't I ever stay inside the lines
I'm no shock jock, I ain't feeling fine
I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my wiener is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing out verbal poop
I'm reprehensible
I'm reprehensible
I'm reprehensible
Unless I just shut up
I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my man part is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing out verbal poop
I just can't wait 'till this whole fuss will die down
Wish I could bust out of those double doors
And when I stand on that big stage before you
You will know what all this duct tape's for
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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