-> "Your Body Is So Horrible"
Original Song Title:
"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Your Body Is So Horrible"
The Lyrics
you look like a prune
you are a room for two
one thing I've left to do
discovered you you blubbered me
4 miles to every inch of
your skin like rhode island
one pair of doc martins
and your polar bear rug
cause if you want soup
go make it
if you want some turkey
go bake it
take all your big limbs
and break 'em
you are as wide as da nile
your body is so horrible
your body is so horrible i'll break my hands
your body is so horrible
something about the way the your cheeks fall on your face
I hate the shape your in when crawling towards the pillow case
you tell me where to find you dont hafta' look to find you
I'll always let your head hit the bed without pillows behind you
cause if you want soup
go make it
if you want some turkey
go bake it
take all your big limbs
and break 'em
you are as wide as da nile
Your body is so horrible
Your body is horrible I'll break my hands
wam, flabby
why do you date me
I know you're wide so wide so wide
but you look so bad it hurts sometimes
your body is so horrible
your body is so horrible i'll break my hands
your body is so horrible
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