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Song Parodies -> "Your Mommy Screws The Fed-Ex Man"
Original Song Title:
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Mayer
Parody Song Title:
"Your Mommy Screws The Fed-Ex Man"
Parody Written by:
Jared Lerner
The Lyrics
This is probably happening right next store...
You're off, watching cartoons,
Dad stays out drinking booze,
Mom says she's wiping shoes,
But she fooled me,
She fooled your ass too.
One mile an hour his truck goes...
He's at your house again,
Slick pair of cargo shorts and,
His Botox™-drawn smile...
...gives her a package,
She takes it,
He thinks she's turned on,
She fakes it,
Delivery's on time,
He made it,
I'm sorry kid, but once in a while...
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(His name is Dan)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Wonder how the smile gets on,
your mother's face?
I hate to say it, but she wasn't
watching Will and Grace.
You'd think you would have known...and
She knows your dad would mind it,
But she shows her off bare, derriere,
And Dan's hand gets behind it.
She wants love,
She'll make it,
Give her two seconds,
She's naked...
This time it's Fed-Ex,
She'll take 'em,
(UPS can't go that extra mile)...so,
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(They're in demand)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Oh Davey,
I'm so sorry,
I know you're nine, just nine, just nine...
And your mother likes to whore sometimes....
[weird pause for music]
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(Her favorite brand)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Dad stays out drinking booze,
Mom says she's wiping shoes,
But she fooled me,
She fooled your ass too.
One mile an hour his truck goes...
He's at your house again,
Slick pair of cargo shorts and,
His Botox™-drawn smile...
...gives her a package,
She takes it,
He thinks she's turned on,
She fakes it,
Delivery's on time,
He made it,
I'm sorry kid, but once in a while...
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(His name is Dan)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Wonder how the smile gets on,
your mother's face?
I hate to say it, but she wasn't
watching Will and Grace.
You'd think you would have known...and
She knows your dad would mind it,
But she shows her off bare, derriere,
And Dan's hand gets behind it.
She wants love,
She'll make it,
Give her two seconds,
She's naked...
This time it's Fed-Ex,
She'll take 'em,
(UPS can't go that extra mile)...so,
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(They're in demand)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Oh Davey,
I'm so sorry,
I know you're nine, just nine, just nine...
And your mother likes to whore sometimes....
[weird pause for music]
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man,
Your mommy uses Fed-Ex...
(Her favorite brand)
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Your mommy screws the Fed-Ex man.
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
Incapacitating, invigorating, hallucinating AND emancipating -----> PotatoLand
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OMG, this is hillarious! perfect score!
Frickin' AMAZING. You have a talent here, buddy.
i had a bad day today, a stressful one, this song just made me smile. i love it. beautiful.
I liked trademarked Botox
Heh, glad everyone likes it
That was pretty sick dude, but I loved it :) GREAT job! All 5s.
lol...good job Jared.
"UPS can't go that extra mile" LOL
This was pretty good, He Who Shares My Name. Looks like the Jared War is on...I'll beat you yet!
I loved this. I thought my "Saddam's Palace is a Wasteland" parody was good, but I now concede defeat to you. Great job!
I've wanted to parody this song, but no more. You've done the definitive version. Beautiful.
Definitely the best parody I've seen on this site so far. Peace, Jay
HILARIOUS. :D
Thats a hilarious parody. Keep up the good work. :)
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