Oh, oh, oh
Here's something I can say about him
He keeps coming back for more
Receivings of bad service
Sooner or later, he don't like that anymore

What else can I say about him?
Mostly he's complicated
Waiting for his order
For about an hour, then ends up getting aggravated

You can ask yourself
"Can he change his mind?"
Something's really awry as well
Grover wastes his time

He's got brown hair and blue skin
His name is Mr. Johnson
He can still worry 'bout food he ordered
In a restaurant where he sees Grover
He's got a mustache and he's no monster
And he's been beggin' for appetizers
He's been asking for a beef stew
This man was also known as Fat Blue
(He's known as Fat Blue, he wants a beef stew, he wants a beef stew, he wants a beef stew)

He's sick of getting the wrong orders
Sometimes he don't need the sides
Whilst looking at the menu, better hope Grover
Won't show up any longer this time

Stop, mister blue skin man
Can you change his mind?
Would you rather be out of hand
And lose dinnertime?

He's got brown hair and blue skin
His name is Mr. Johnson
He can still worry 'bout food he ordered
In a restaurant where he sees Grover
This guy isn't Cookie Monster
But he's been beggin' for appetizers
Fred was his first name too
This man was also known as Fat Blue
(He's known as Fat Blue, he wants a beef stew, he wants a beef stew)

Hardly lived every moment
Will you change a moment?
But what was Grover up to?
And what are you up to?
Can Grover be fired too?
Something wrong with you?

He's got brown hair and blue skin
His name is Mr. Johnson
He can still worry 'bout food he ordered
In a restaurant where he sees Grover
Charlie's restaurant having bad service
Was this blue-skinned guy brought to justice?
He's been asking for a claw chowder too
This man was also known as Fat Blue

He's got brown hair and blue skin
His name is Mr. Johnson
He can still worry 'bout food he ordered
In a restaurant where he sees Grover
Why does he come back to the same restaurant?
He already ordered whatever he wants
In that case, he wanted a beef stew
This man was also known as Fat Blue
He's known as Fat Blue, now what's he up to?