Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh

Me and Bieber we had a fun time
His mommy snuck him into the bar
I approached him, bought him a drink
Bartender never, ever asked him for ID

I asked him to dance so close to me
He announced that he loved the song
That the DJ played loudly through the speaker
Right then and there I stole his innocence

Fangirls like, jealous, jealous, jealous ‘cause
I’m having Bieber’s baby, oh
I’m having Bieber’s baby, yeah
Gonna be a baby-mama

To Justin Bieber’s baby
To Justin Bieber’s baby, oh
To Justin Bieber’s baby, yeah
Maury Povich would be happy

With him I had me a one-night stand
Reassured Mommy I was baby-sitting
Little does her baby know, Mommy found a man
And she went home with him later on in the night

And now that it’s the morning after
I’m praying to God that the po-pos don’t come by
With a damned arrest warrant
Though at least the Biebs will have had the experience

Fangirls like, jealous, jealous, jealous ‘cause
I’m having Bieber’s baby, oh
I’m having Bieber’s baby, yeah
Gonna be a baby-mama

To Justin Bieber’s baby
To Justin Bieber’s baby, oh
To Justin Bieber’s baby, yeah
Maury Povich would be happy

Dated for the first time when I was twelve
Dreamed constantly that I’d date Justin Timberlake
That nobody would come between us and tell us what to do
But I had never dreamed I’d get it on with Bieber
My inner cougar came out to play that night

I feel my head pound
But my heart pounds even faster when I
Think hard about what I did
I really, really don’t want to go to jail
‘Cause I just had a good time, oh it was so amazin’
But now my judgment’s shot up, thanks to that damn pink plus sign

Fangirls are so jealous ‘cause
I’m having Bieber’s baby, but
It’s Justin Bieber’s baby, I
Feel bad ‘cause he grew up too fast

It’s Justin Bieber’s baby
It’s Justin Bieber’s baby, oh
It’s Justin Bieber’s baby, yeah
Looks like I’ll carry it in jail

I’m in jail
(Crap, crap, crap)
(Crap, crap, crap)
Now I’m in jail
(Crap, crap, crap)
(Crap, crap, crap)
Now I’m in jail
(Crap, crap, crap)
(Crap, crap, crap)
Now I’m in jail, jail, jail, jail
In jail