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Song Parodies -> "Bill Gates"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"Bill Gates"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
So I got to thinking, "What rhymes with milkshake?" And then it hit me...Bill Gates!
CHORUS
Bill Gates makes all the computers
Cause Windows is better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
He could teach you, but his cheque's too large
I know you want it
A Windows XP
What the nerds go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way he winds
I think it's time
La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck IBM
La la la la la
It's not worth buying
CHORUS
I can see you want it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that make me rich
It's not a glitch
All pirates get caught
Watch if you're smart
CHORUS
Oh, once you get involved
In active online trading
You must present your biz
Same time maintain your whiz, oh
Just get the perfect blend
Then you'll be rich like him
The next their stocks will fall
And then they've lost it all
La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck Apple
La la la la la
Not worth the hassle
CHORUS
Bill Gates makes all the computers
Cause Windows is better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
He could teach you, but his cheque's too large
I know you want it
A Windows XP
What the nerds go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way he winds
I think it's time
La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck IBM
La la la la la
It's not worth buying
CHORUS
I can see you want it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that make me rich
It's not a glitch
All pirates get caught
Watch if you're smart
CHORUS
Oh, once you get involved
In active online trading
You must present your biz
Same time maintain your whiz, oh
Just get the perfect blend
Then you'll be rich like him
The next their stocks will fall
And then they've lost it all
La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck Apple
La la la la la
Not worth the hassle
CHORUS
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This is hilarious. This should be a top 10 hit.
Pretty good. I would have given you straight 5s if you had put 'that Bill Gates" instead of just "Bill Gates" - the song begins "MY milkshake." But overall, one of the better Milkshake parodies I've seen on the site! :-)
HEY!! I am one of those nerds....but it's still a great parody!
Linux is better than window, I as a nerd and founder of Nerd.inc and a member of nerd united are offended in accusing us of liking windows when in fact both mac and linux are better. You suck.
Right.......and a hoiven glaven to you too.
some suggestions: you have a great parody here but i have some 1)suggested improvement rhymes..... bill gates gets all the nerds in his yard cause their life is better than ours damn right its better than ours they could teach us but you know their snobs and later on........... next playstation 3 will fall and gates will have it all
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