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Song Parodies -> "Cookie Dough"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"Cookie Dough"
Parody Written by:
Koibito No Yami (Gared)
The Lyrics
I believe that Kelis had something other than milkshakes to share with us all...
My Cookie Dough
(Chorus)
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist,
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
I know you want it
I roll it so smoothly
And pack it with calories
You'll lose your mind
Looking at my behind
Maybe next time...
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
(repeat)
I can see you starin'
The way I roll my rolling pin
And the way that I can jerk it in, boy
I can't be bought
Try to touch—get caught
Here take some...NOT
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La LA
So stimulating
(repeat)
(Chorus)
Oh once you're addicted
From my sweet nicotine
You gotta play it smooth
You gotta make it mean
So son, don't get too close,
Or else your hands'll slip
I think I'm too good for you
Don't forget to leave a tip
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
(repeat)
(chorus)
(Chorus)
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist,
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
I know you want it
I roll it so smoothly
And pack it with calories
You'll lose your mind
Looking at my behind
Maybe next time...
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
My cookie dough, I roll it like this
The doughboy just can't resist
No the doughboy just can't resist
I can top it with chocolate chips
(repeat)
I can see you starin'
The way I roll my rolling pin
And the way that I can jerk it in, boy
I can't be bought
Try to touch—get caught
Here take some...NOT
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La LA
So stimulating
(repeat)
(Chorus)
Oh once you're addicted
From my sweet nicotine
You gotta play it smooth
You gotta make it mean
So son, don't get too close,
Or else your hands'll slip
I think I'm too good for you
Don't forget to leave a tip
La La La La La
Roll it flat
La La La La La
So stimulating
(repeat)
(chorus)
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lmmfao thats hilarious
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