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Song Parodies -> "81 Points"
Original Song Title:
"Milshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"81 Points"
Parody Written by:
Caryn
The Lyrics
This is a parody about Kobe Bryant. I guess I speak for a lot of people when I say he's an arrogant, cocky, narsacist.... so I wrote this paradoy after he scored an (highly overrated) 81 points...Enjoy!
(chorus x2)
My 81 points makes me a star
And i'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
My name is Kobe,
They say I'm cocky, but I don't care
I love to hear the crowd's cheers
They lose their minds,
My wife is white
It's time to shine.
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
(chorus x2)
My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
You see I foul
About in every game
But because of all my fame
I get away,
Cause im the greatest in the NBA
Nike adds to my pay
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
Oh once I hit the court
There is no stopping me now
I dominant this sport
So worship me and bow
I was accused of having sex
without a girl's concent
Even if you hate me tomorrow
I'll still be your kid's hero
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
My 81 points makes me a star
And i'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
My name is Kobe,
They say I'm cocky, but I don't care
I love to hear the crowd's cheers
They lose their minds,
My wife is white
It's time to shine.
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
(chorus x2)
My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
You see I foul
About in every game
But because of all my fame
I get away,
Cause im the greatest in the NBA
Nike adds to my pay
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
Oh once I hit the court
There is no stopping me now
I dominant this sport
So worship me and bow
I was accused of having sex
without a girl's concent
Even if you hate me tomorrow
I'll still be your kid's hero
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
La-la la la la
Look at me dunk
La-la la la la
the crowd is waiting
My 81 points makes me a star
And I'm like
Im better than ya'll
Damn right, I'm better than ya'll
I'd teach you,
But I'm a ball hog
this is COPYWRITTEN
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That is the best parody for that song on this site! 555 We need more songs about Kobe!
five hundred fifty five points right before the buzzer for this parody
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