-> "Because of YouTube"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Because of You"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Because of YouTube"
				Parody Written by: 
TomsterMusic
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			First thing each day, I go online log on to YouTube
I cannot wait to see the videos my friends have made
I will not rest 'Til I've replied to every comment
I'm on here ALL DAY!
How did I let it go THIS FAR?
Because of YouTube
I never pay my bills or do my job
Because of YouTube
I never go outside or cook my own dinner
Because of YouTube
I find it hard to mow my lawn, I can't even do my laundry
Because of YouTube
I never bathe
My "Channel" page, it is perfect and I have subsribers!
I signed on today, I have like 67 E-MAILS NOW!
It takes ALL DAY!
I'll answer ALL of them, then I'll upload my brand new MOVIE!
YOU BETTER GIVE ME FIVE STARS!!
Because of YouTube
I never clean my house or go shopping
Because of YouTube
The only things I ever eat are leftovers
Because of YouTube
I find it hard to watch T.V. or even try to have a family!!
Because of YouTube
I never date
I watch your STUFF, can't get enough,
I never sleep
This is so WRONG, I've been on so long,
Everybody's messaging!
I've got the BLUES, I need more VIEWS, 
And higher ratings
The only dream I have in my life is that they'll
FEATURE ME!!
Because of YouTube
I never play anymore with my dog
Because of YouTube
I've worn the SAME tee shirt for about A YEAR
Because of YouTube
I find it hard to exercise, I never play my PIANO!
Because of YouTube
I never shave
Because of YouTube
Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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