Song Parodies -> "My Life Would Suck Without Food"

Original Song Title:

"My Life Would Suck Without You"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"My Life Would Suck Without Food"

Parody Written by:

James Kilian

The Lyrics

Yes, I know, it's already been done by someone else on YouTube, but I think this person's life *would* suck without food.

Guess this means another
Friday night alone
Guess I’ll eat another
Tub of Rocky Road
Life’s full of rejection
I can’t handle that
But neither Ben nor Jerry
Have ever called me “fat”

‘Cause when I’m feeling sad and blue, yeah
I just take a ride to the drive-thru, yeah
I get it super-sized
My spirits rise
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without food

Maybe I’ve been stupid
For eating all the time
If Twinkies are so wrong then
I don’t wanna be right
My doctor says I’m lucky
Just to be alive
I’d be the perfect weight if
My height was twelve-foot-five

‘Cause when I’m feeling sad and gray, yeah
I just take a ride to the buffet, yeah
I get a plate or nine
Pile them up high
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without food

My food obsession
Is so dysfunctional
But only Little Debbie
Can truly touch my soul
Oh yeah

‘Cause when I’m feeling sad and blue, yeah
I just take a ride to the drive-thru, yeah
I get it super-sized
And extra fries
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without food

‘Cause when I’m feeling sad and blue, yeah
I just take a ride to the drive-thru, yeah
I get it super-sized
Ten apple pies
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without food

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